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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. I will pet you on the head. pat pat There you go.
I wish for @amorphical to win the lottery!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted I bought a dark cave next door for you to sleep in.
I wish for more dark shadows in 2019!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. All the light in the world is now filling your soul. Everyone else is plunged into eternal darkness.
I wish for @amorphical's happiness!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Mogget
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Granted he's only happy for 5 seconds.

I wish to boogy.
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Granted he's only happy for 5 seconds.

I wish to boogy.


Granted, it made me happy because you boogied for five seconds.
I wish for more shadow dragon wishes!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted! I'm still here!
I wish for waffles to share with @amorphical!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sierra
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Granted. Their hue is precesely between magenta and cyan.

I wish for motivation to come back to me.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sewer Rat
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@Sierra Granted, though it is the motivation for you to off yourself.

I wish to see Shaggy's 100% of power.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Mogget
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Unfortunately you crash the economy within a year.

I wish my favourite game got a sequel.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. However, the sequel is absolute garbage. It would have been better if the sequel had never happened.
I wish for more explosions!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Gareth
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Granted except I limited the explosions to the molecular level requiring a microscope for viewing.

I wish for a healthy kitten that likes me.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. It is a tiger kitten, and its mother kills and eats you.
I wish for a phoenix.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but it is not the mythological bird. You get Joaquin Phoenix.

I wish to go the fuck to sleep.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted, you are knocked out cold. You are in a coma for twenty years.
I wish for a laser cannon.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Euphaia
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You receive a laser cannon, but it is broken beyond repair.

I wish to be as smart as Albert Einstein and Leonardo D'Vinci.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sewer Rat
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Granted, you have a great mind with creative ideas, though so does the entire world. The stress of this was too much and the strain has caused you to loose your sanity. Soon, you were able to make a atomic bomb out of this insanity, only for the sole purpose to kill millions of people. You have made the nuke and detonated it immediately. This would kill millions of people.

I wish to bring back the GM @Beta
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Naw
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Granted. He gets banned again.

I wish for justice for everybody.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Mogget
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Granted. It's pure anarchy.

I wish for infinite food.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted you have all the food in the world, however it goes bad in a week.

I wish I had Shadow waffles!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sappho
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Granted. You now have a shadow of a waffle that you cannot pick up, eat, or touch in any way. You can, however, smell it. I hope you're prepared for a lifetime of sweet, buttery, stomach-rumbling torture.

I wish for success.
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