@Sep I laugh because friggin' Condiment King showed up, and I think that explains it plenty lmao

I might not be one to talk given the post I'm cooking for later tho

@Sep I laugh because friggin' Condiment King showed up, and I think that explains it plenty lmao

I might not be one to talk given the post I'm cooking for later tho

I did it under duress.

@Master Bruce is a cold and callous GM.

C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T P R O P O S A L

S . T . A . K . E .

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^{"Just when you think the world's getting boring again...something new happens."}

^{_{J A S P E R S I T W E L L ♦ S H I E L D I N T E R R O G A T O R ♦ N E W Y O R K}}

O R I G I N S:

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The Sitwell's have generational history of service in the name of the United States of America; but you won't find them decorated in the annals of history, their names carved into memorial plaques, or even remembered at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. In his day, Jasper's grandfather - Jason Sitwell - was instrumental in the suppression of the mutant pandemic, working under the banner of a clandestine branch of the U.S. Government known as the Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage and Law-Enforcement Division. In Jasper's time, the organization has evolved, and so has its name, the branch referred to now as the Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate.

Either way, the Sitwell's have always, and likely will always, work for SHIELD, and their family's legacy is a colorful story of dubious service in the name of the greater good of the nation.

But you'll never hear about that.

Just like you won't hear about what Jasper's going to start working on next.

S A M P L E P O S T:

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"Mornin' Sitwell."

Jasper lifted his sleep-heavy head and turned away from the droning buzz of the coffee machine to look at his colleague. The face was briefly familiar but he couldn't for the life of him place a name. How many people had he seen come through over the years? Between his father's and his own tenure, the numbers must have ranged in the thousands.

"Good morning, agent." He eventually replied, using a professional posture and brusque, authoritative tone to cover the fact that he had no idea who he was talking to. The coffee machine stopped buzzing and Jasper lifted the mug to his lips, taking a deep sniff of the steaming coffee before sipping gingerly. It burnt his tongue, but it tasted good, and held the promise of making him feel a bit more awake by the time he drained the cup.

"Much on your plate today?" The mystery agent asked as Jasper shuffled over and allowed him access to the coffee. Jasper sipped more from his mug, thinking on the stack of manila folders he'd walked away from yesterday, and was imminently about to walk into.

"The usual." He replied, to which the agent gave a solemn nod. ‘Sitwell’ was a familiar name to many in the organisation, and while Jasper’s official role was as one of their leading interrogation agents, in truth he was something of a general dog’s body; he had the breadth of knowledge to assist on nearly any assignment, and the network to navigate himself only to the ones he found interesting.

He’d been navigating himself less and less recently. SHIELD had become, for lack of a better word, boring.

“Well, have a good day.” Jasper said, after a lengthy pause between the two that had long become awkward. He retreated from the canteen back towards his office, wishing the front walls were made of something considerably more opaque than the partially-frosted glass that was currently in place. He’d already finished his coffee by the time he sat down, and wondered how many folders he’d peruse before boredom bid him to fetch a refill.

Not that many, as it would turn out.

P O S T C A T A L O G:

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A list linking to your IC posts as they're created. This can be used for a reference guide to your character or to summarize completed interactions and stories.

No promises.

Did you just whitewash Sitwell? MCU fans everywhere riot.

_{Yes, I know he was white in the comics.}

Dumb post cause I'm dumb

Dumb post cause I'm dumb

His actor was Latino.

EDIT: Your dumb post has been immortalized. You can't delete it.

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His actor was Latino.

EDIT: Your dumb post has been immortalized. You can't delete it.

Dunno why you're talking about his actor man, I didn't say anything

A like from the Fantastic Four connoisseur himself, Mr. @AndyC? I've made it to the big time, folks.

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Did you just whitewash Sitwell? MCU fans everywhere riot.

_{Yes, I know he was white in the comics.}

Brother, Sitwell in MCU is the slimiest, most pathetic POS going, and his actor does very well at embodying that look. That was not going to fly for what I wanted to do.

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Brother, Sitwell in MCU is the slimiest, most pathetic POS going, and his actor does very well at embodying that look. That was not going to fly for what I wanted to do.

Damn, new faceclaim for Stark unlocked.

Clearly Sitwell should be played by Robert Downey Jr.

[Edit: whoops, posted in OOC instead of IC]

Well, that's awkward.

So, thoughts on First Issues so far.
@Supermaxx Love it. Russell, Kieth, Wilford... All i'm saying is that hammer better not grow spider legs.
@Simple Unicycle Punisher: Very nice, but that black writing is REALLY hard on the eyes. Also, for some reason, my brain translated it to Michael Madeson's voice.
Question: "Because my editor didn't let me have total control of my article's contents and so I kicked his teeth down his throat and watched him choke on them." His eyes go wide at that. I turn away from him and look at my computer. "And then I kept beating on him until the cops got here and it took four of them to pry me off of him. Have I made my point, Oscar?" Yes, the point is that you need some fucking therapy, buddy.
@Retired You know what, i'm gonna say it. It reminded me of the original 2005 Fantastic 4 movie in a good way, because fuck everyone i like that film.
@Sep Bit slow, but hope to read more of these 2.
@Half Pint Sorry, but i was reading that opening and when he starts smearing it across his face, all i could think of was this
@mattmanganon Purile shit, ban this bitch.
@Lord Wraith Thanks for the Cameo, only input i would add is that Hal is a Captain, not a Major in this continuity. But i will definitely be using this.
@AndyC See, now i want to see a Predator movie where the Predator in question is Wolverine.

So, thoughts on First Issues so far.
@Supermaxx Love it. Russell, Kieth, Wilford... All i'm saying is that hammer better not grow spider legs.
@Simple Unicycle Punisher: Very nice, but that black writing is REALLY hard on the eyes. Also, for some reason, my brain translated it to Michael Madeson's voice.
Question: "Because my editor didn't let me have total control of my article's contents and so I kicked his teeth down his throat and watched him choke on them." His eyes go wide at that. I turn away from him and look at my computer. "And then I kept beating on him until the cops got here and it took four of them to pry me off of him. Have I made my point, Oscar?" Yes, the point is that you need some fucking therapy, buddy.
@Retired You know what, i'm gonna say it. It reminded me of the original 2005 Fantastic 4 movie in a good way, because fuck everyone i like that film.
@Sep Bit slow, but hope to read more of these 2.
@Half Pint Sorry, but i was reading that opening and when he starts smearing it across his face, all i could think of was this
@mattmanganon Purile shit, ban this bitch.
@Lord Wraith Thanks for the Cameo, only input i would add is that Hal is a Captain, not a Major in this continuity. But i will definitely be using this.
@AndyC See, now i want to see a Predator movie where the Predator in question is Wolverine.

That's not Hal. That's Major Major Jordan. No relation.

No thoughts on mine?

R E S E R V E D

@Lord Wraith You know, what, screw you. I'm still going to be using it. Hal's old nemesis who stole his thunder, stole his promotion, stole his chance to work for Stark. His Dinkleberg.

No thoughts on mine?

So, thoughts on First Issues so far.
@Retired You know what, i'm gonna say it. It reminded me of the original 2005 Fantastic 4 movie

That was an uncalled for insult. Curse you and your entire lineage.

@Retired Jokes on you my entire lineage is already cursed by my very existance

@Sep Bit slow, but hope to read more of these 2.

Not entirely sure what this means

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Not entirely sure what this means

It means he thinks you're slow, but he hopes read more of these two.

You're welcome for the translation.