Hank said
Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink. Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.
Went to a German festival and had some fine imported German beer, the difference in quality from America's mass produced garbage is really astounding.
I'm inclined to drink vodka straight, which I eventually learned is a taste somehow passed down in the males of my dad's family.