I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, and insanity, but they've always worked for me. —Hunter S. Thompson
"What? I have a name and shit, yeah, but if you dare use THAt name, you're gonna regret it, I promise you."
Jackson Torvald Drake
N I C K N A M E✔ Jack or Jax - call him this if you're a friend or acquaintance.
✔ Jackie-boy - only call him this if Jackson is your best bro or you'll regret it
☠ Torvald - under no circumstance are you to address him by this name. Only his mother can use this name and even then he despises her for giving him such a lame middle name.
B I R T H D A T E4 | 1 | 2000
A G E16
G E N D E R”I have a penis. What do you think?”
S E X U A L I T Y”I like women, girls, and chicks.”
R E L A T I O N S H I P S T A T U S”Single, duh.”
O C C U P A T I O NAspiring MMA Fighter- “I like hitting bitches.”
Skateboarder
All-around slacker
C L A S S I F I C A T I O NJunior-senior-junior, senior.
R O L EEx-Rebel, current Punk- “FUCK THE POLICE!”
I N - D E P T H A P P E A R A N C EThis fucker definitely needs to start working out more because he's looking like those emo fuckheads that have less muscle mass than what it healthy. For his height being just one inch shy of an even six feet, you would this guy would have more muscle than what he's letting everyone to believe, right? Well, wrong. This guy barely has enough to pass as lean. Okay sure, he has a lean body type if only passing for the bare minimum, but that's nothing impressive. When he takes off his shirt, at some parts of his body, you can see his bone. Oh well, at least he's not dead, right? Perhaps, with that skater-like bod, and his neck-length hair of strawberry blonde locks and eyes that seem to be a bluish-green color or something like that.
There's nothing flashy or fancy about what Jackson chooses to dress himself in. He wears a lot of baggy, loose, comfortable clothes. Such items like beanies for his head, hoodies and jackets, various band apparel, cargo pants and shorts, sneakers that are so comfortable you'll shit yourself at how comfortable they are, and always fingerless gloves. Oh, and he likes to wear jewelry because he has quite the amount of piercings. He's got his ears pierced, his nose, and eyebrow. But no tatts. Sorry ladies, but this guy would get in even more trouble if he got himself some gang tattoo or some shit like that. He wants to, though.
"Now here's some shit you might like about me, or not. Regardless, I don't give a fuck. Just read."
♞Unfiltered Mouth - Quite self-explanatory, Jackson really doesn't know when to shut up. Not only does he not know when to shut up, but the same applies to what he says. Apparently his brain doesn't counsel with his conscious, which often leads to things that should have been thought about. Then again, he's a "speak first, regret later" kind of guy.
♞Pranks - This little habit comes from the fact that he's an April's Fools child. He lives for pranks. To him, pranking unsuspecting victims is the best part of any hour of his day. Sometimes they are childish like woopy cushions; and sometimes they are quite elaborate like the classic glue-and-feathers/making someone look like a chicken. Oh, what fun he has.
♞Reckless Antics - Mkay, now this is where his idiocy comes into play. He has no problem with risking his life, which means that there is no caution when it comes to what this dumbass is willing to do. Jump off a building with no padding waiting for him? Sure, why not. Sneak into the girl's changing room to sneak a peak? Hell yes. Go streaking in daylight with everyone to see? Of course he will. Seriously, this guy will do anything to further promote the fact that he's an utter and complete
♞Finding new ways to have adventures - Yeeeeeah boy!!! If there's one thing that he lives for, it's the aspect of having adventures during times of fun. This ties in with his habit of doing reckless shit. Nothing excites him more than finding that kind of adventure that he'll have scars, cuts, bruises, or anything of the like from.
♞Eye twitches when angered and/or annoyed - To be quite honest, this could happen in a lot of scenarios since there are a lot of things that anger this fucker. It could be how someone looks down on him, or someone using his middle name to call him. Seriously, he hates that shit, and might just do something unwise if they were to that, such as...
♞Punch first; think later - Yeah, he definitely will punch someone first before even thinking who that someone might be. NOTE! He is not — I repeat NOT — afraid to punch a woman. Again, this is following the whole "act first, think later" thought process. Granted, not a lot of thought goes into given Jackson is suspect to punch a woman, but, ah hell! If he punches them, then they obviously deserved it. If they didn't, then he wouldn't have punched them in the first place, right? Okay, maybe he would have regardless, but it's not good if he thinks of the "what ifs".
♞Unnecessarily high-pitched voice when surprised or shocked - Yup, that's what he does. Let's be more specific here. His voice is high like a little girl's scream. Yeah, it's that kind of high-pitched voice. This occurs when he is just hearing of something that is hard to believe. Usually an exaggerated "whaaaaaaaaaatt!" is what comes out of his mouth in this tone of voice. Of course, other such phrases like "No way!", "You gotta be kiddin' me.", and of course the cliche "you're full of horse shit!". Whatever he says, there's always one thing that remains to be true: he loses all forms of masculinity when his voice gets this high.
♞Farting/belching whenever the need arises - and you can bet your bitch-ass that he enjoys doing it. He doesn't give two shits who is in his range of effect, line of fire, or whatever. He will unleash the bowels of hell from his mouth and ass as if his life depended on it. If he farts, beware! He is not liable for what gaseous smells emit from his anus. And when it comes to belches, there's great pride that comes when he unleashes a loud one.
♞ Shamelessly Quotes Songs at the most random times - Yup you've heard it here ladies and gents! What you're gonna hear from Jackson plenty of times is that he quotes songs. It can be certain lyrics or the song title. Whatever it is, you can bet your bitch-ass that he'll Set Fire to the Rain while you're just Rolling in the Deep.
H O B B I E S♞ Skating- There is nothing like letting the wind blow your hair as you’re about to attempt the sickest trick ever invented. Jackson is one of those guys that lives for the thrill that comes with skating, whether it’s bailing on a trick or actually landing it, he loves all of it. Some would say it’s cause he can get out of a sticky situation quickly with his board, but when it comes down to it, it’s all about the freedom it gives him. When he’s not on his board, he’s..
♞ Fight club - Fighting some bitches. Another hobby of his is beating the shit out of people in the club that he and Rhett co-founded. The rules of fight club are not like the movie. Talk about it all you want, but don’t let The Man catch you. That is the last thing any of us want. This is the place where any martial arts enthusiast can fight without any worry of getting in trouble for it. Granted, there are some rules to prevent death and murder, but by all means go ham fam. Plus, regardless if you win or lose, you get some money for your pain. It’s a plus. Right? Right? Yes, you bet it is.
♞ Hanging out with his boy, Rhett. You’re money, babe. - No one gets him more than Rhett. So to keep it simply, hanging out with him is always going ot be a good time. They do stupid shit, so stupid shit will happen when they get together.
♞ Parkour and Free-Running - - Another freedom-based activity that Jackson engages in. It’s pretty much skateboarding without the speed of the board. Still, it’s equally as fun. All the ways that one can get around is fucking fresh as hell, bruh. Jackson and Rhett are pros at this...sometimes. Just check out their youtube channel, “Rhett and Son”. There are several examples of how reckless they get. Yolo, am I right?
♞ Attempting to get Eve to notice him- - Has anyone ever told you that Jackson enjoys the thrill of a chase? Well he does. So many girls have thrown themselves at him in the past. There was one at a camp he went to last summer, but she has yet to reciprocate his feelings for him. There was one in freshmen year that he hooked up with, but she was too easy. Evelyn Bellarose is something way different. Jackson has never seen a woman who was more beautiful, and more ignorant to his existence ever. It’s like she doesn’t even know that he’s been vying for her affection since last year. There might’ve been SOME glances here and there, but never at him directly. Relationship goals, yo. In his own words, “she’ll know who I am, and that’s where she’ll finally see that The Dragon will awaken. Gonna romance you so much you’re gonna have to see me, Evelyn Bellarose. Just you wait.” Well, good luck with that, bub.
L I K E S✔ The Fam - Not only does this include his actual family, but there are a few people at the Camp of Liberty that Jackson considers his second family. They are the people who are either dumbasses like him or share similar ideals that he does. They could be a big nerd like him, or simply enjoy the same kind of music that he does. Whatever the reason, these are the people that he holds above everyone else. Fuck with them, and you'll be sorry. Period.
✔ MMA(Mixed Martial Arts - As someone who has spent most of his childhood getting into fights either willingly or forced into it because of reasons, there was a time where Jackson took on some form of martial arts.It was probably something basic like boxing or karate. Whatever it started at, he has thus gone to try out a few different types of martial arts.Though, he never got past the entry level because apparently he sucks balls at it. Still, he has a fair understanding of it, and loves to watch it.
✔ Extreme Sports(Skateboarding, BMX, pretty much anything that involves risking your life) - Uh-duh, this is pretty much a given. With his interest in risking his life whenever he gets the chance, there's obviously going to be a major interest for Jackson with these kinds of sports. He grew up around these sports. His uncle was quite the skateboarder back in his day, and he has dabbed a bit into skateboarding himself(reasons explained later).
✔ Professional Wrestling - Ah yes, the sport of grown men grabbing each other, and pinning each other down for three seconds. Oh how Jackson loves it. Everything about wrestling gives him this warm, fuzzy feeling inside. It gives him hope that, if someone is bothering you, it's perfectly fine to powerbomb them through a flaming table. Or if that's not your cup of tea, you can always slam them on a bed of thumbtacks. Or even shed their skin with a baseball bat that has the upper-half of it wrapped in barbed wire. Oh yes, what fun there is to have there.
✔ Anime/Manga - Come now, you expected him to be this wild and crazy and NOT to be a nerd? You must be soft in the head, then. This is the shit he lives for, especially the violent ones that have corrupted his brain(or whatever is up there controlling his every one thought). Regardless, if it's violent, he'll be watching it. Oh and tits. Gotta love you some ecchi, right?
✔ Video Games - Similarly to the anime and manga, Jackson loves him some violent video games. If he can shoot someone's head off, carve their face like a fucking turkey, or do anything that involves physical harm, you can bet your ass that he'll be front and center. Oh and he loves skateboarding and wrestling games. The reasons should be plenty obvious.
✔ Punk Music(or anything high-energy and anti-establishment - Oh what fresh hell is this? Someone who likes extreme sports and violences digs the violent, angry brand of music? IMPOSSIBRUU! Or is it? It's not. Trust me when I say this, Jackson is a lover of the fast, loud, heavy, angry genre of music. It's not just limited to the punk genre(or its many sub-genres). To be totally honest, anything that gets his blood pumping will most likely be found on his Ipod. What can Jackson say? He likes it loud and barely understandable! Yay screams and growls and all that good shit!
✔ Parkour - Something else he picked up in his early years of getting into trouble. Like, he had to learn to get away from the troubled neighborhood kids, right? Well, this was his way of doing it. Getting to higher ground quick was always an instinctual thing. Only a few years ago did this knucklehead find out that there was an actual name for running away when shit got tough with the dicks of Opion Way. And not only was there a name, but there was a sport and leagues for it and all that good shit. So yeah, it's something that Jackson is kind of serious about. Yay for being a ninja!
✔ Fighting - Oh wait, this is actually something people dislike, right? Well, that's not the case of Jackson Drake. This guy enjoys it. He loves pushing his limits when it comes to fist-to-fist brawls. Oh and he enjoys hitting things. Yeah, that's the main thing. He loves to hit things. HITHITHIT!
✔ Food and drink that's bad for you - Okay, unrelated to everything above, but when it comes to nourishment, there isn't anything better - at least to Jackson - than food that could someday kill someone. Food and drink that are high in calories, sodium, sugar, and all that good stuff is what he would prefer to put into his body. Pizza? You bet. Soda and energy drinks? Bring them on. Chicken wings, nuggets/strips, and anything involving grease? Oh yeaaaaaaah. He loves all of that shit and would gladly eat it over a fucking salad.
✔ Drugs, Alcohol, and Sex - Okay, so maybe that last one is up in the air, but Jackson isn't one to shy away from having a good time with some booze and a little "good time enhancers". There's always going to be a need for him to booze it up, and put something in his body to elevate how a good of a time he's going to have. The strongest drug he's taken would probably be coke, but that was a one-time-thing. He didn't like how he felt afterwards, so he would only stick to what he knew: weed and caffeine. As for booze - well, he'll have anything that'll give him a good buzz. Sex, on the other hand, is something he enjoys, but not something he does actively like certain people at the camp. D I S L I K E S✘ Anyone who dares fuck with "The Fam - There is only one thing to remember about Jackson: he is loyal to a fucking T(among other things). He's also protective, so if you dare fuck with anyone he considers "The Fam", consider yourself the unluckiest person alive. With how angry he can get, Jackson won't hesitate to punch your lights out. It doesn't matter if you're a man, woman, or the fucking President of the fucking free world. Your shit gonna get rekt, son.
✘ His middle name - Oh god, why did his mother have to give him such a retarded middle name? It has to be one of the stupidest names to ever give someone ever. It's not cool and it's not something that the ladies like. If anything, it repels them - and that's the last thing that Jackson wants. So, if you happen to call him Torvald, whether unintentional or not, you better hide yo' kids and wife. He's gonna come for yo bitch-ass.
✘ Rules and "The Man" - Fuck "The Man" and his rules. You can hold Jackson down. You won't hold him back. He will rise, and when he does, hell shall reign upon the land!
✘ Complex concepts - Please oh please don't try to impress him with fancy words. It will only infuriate him, and as it is with the Hulk, he only gets angrier. So, please, for the sake of your health and his own well-being, use small, simply words and concepts when talking to Jackson. Or, at the very least, be direct with him. Don't beat around the fucking circle like those in a "jerk circle".
✘ Safe concerns and wearing protective equipment - Jackson never understood why these were "required". Sure, they provide safety in case one falls, but it's going to hurt either way, so might as well get hurt comfortably..right? Jackson thinks so. Maybe that's why he has a hard time with complex ideas and he's more prone to injury than most. Oh well, not like it matter now. #fuckhelmets
✘ Cats - Simple here. He hates cats. #Dogsalltheway
✘ Golf - Wait, this is an actual sport? Who knew? It's nothing exciting. Oooooo, you putted a little ball into a whole, you must be sooooo proud? Whatever man. This is a sport for wimps.
✘ Healthy Food - Ewww, healthy food. Why would people even want to put this in their bodies? It's gross. Like, Jackson doesn't mind fruits and some veggies, but shit man! Who would prefer a salad over a pizza? Technically pizza is a salad because it has fruit, veggies, meat, and dairy in it. Anyone who says otherwise is a dumbass. Anyways, boo healthy food, yay food that could possibly kill you.
✘ Any "wimpy" music - To Jackson, any kind of wimpy music is the kind of music that doesn't have lyrics you can barely understand because of the aggression in the voice of the screamer, or doesn't have blast-drumming or anything that you can mosh to. So, pretty much anything that isn't heavy-as-fuck rock, metal, and the like.
F E A R S☠ Seriously injuring himself - This should be completely obvious, right? WEll, in case it's not, there's that fear in the back of his mind that has Jackson, right before he's about to do something incredibly idioic when doing his reckless stunts, that tells him that it could possibly go wrong; and that part of him is called his Voice of Reason. Of course, he never listens to it, and does stupid shit regardless. Still, one of these days he knows that he's going to seriously injure himself to the point of potentially never being able to walk again - and it scares the shit out of him, more so than a lot of fiber, and frequent bathroom trips.
☠ Getting himself into some deep shit that he can't get out of - This is tied to both his Unfiltered Mouth as well as his tendency to punch first, and ask questions later. He knows that, one of these days, it'll get him into some situation where he can't punch his way out of, or run like a ninja away from. He knows that, one of these days, someone will come around, and show him exatly what happens to people who run their mouth a little too much. In the words of Ice-T: Talk shit, GET HIT SHOT!
☠ Solitary Confinement - Here's your cliche "I don't want to be alone" fear - only, it's not exactly that. Sure, no one wants to end up alone. That's probably the most common similarity that every human being on earth — no matter their skin color, size, gender, or whatever — have in common. However, with Jackson, there's so much more involved there. Like, yeah sure he doesn't want to end up alone, but with his track record, there's a possibility of, whenever he ends up in deep shit(AKA Jail or prison), he fears that he won't change, and he'll actually somehow fuck up his situation even more, and get himself into Solitary Confinement. Okay, so what he's really afraid of here is actually the possibility of not having human contact. Yup, that's it. He hates the idea, so he won't think about it. Out of sight, out of mind, or something like that, anyway.
"People say I'm a bit simple-minded; and to that I say: Fuck your cunt bitch ass. If you wanna fight me, then do it bitch!"
♦ Carefree ♦ Foolhardy ♦ Loyal ♦ Stubborn ♦
Jackson is obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, this guy is quite stupid, unintelligent, and has many qualities that make people doubt if anything goes on in that head of his. All his life he has never had more than one thought at a time — a thought in which wasn't a good one. Despite that, there's a lot of things within Jack that is redeeming. First off, this guy is just a ball of fun. He lives in the moment, never thinking ahead. He's a jokester at heart, so that's something that always seems to bring a smile to his face as well as those around him. Granted, he sometimes takes it a little too far, but you can't fault him for that. Jack was born on April's Fools, so there's bound to be a lot of fun-loving characteristics about him. He also lives for the next great adventure. There's nothing this guy wouldn't do to find the next thrill. He may even risk his life for it because he takes no caution or regard for his own personal safety. Yeah, he's a dumbass like that. Oh well, can't help but love him, right?
Outside his daredevil-like antics, there's also a very short fuse. Due to his middle name being the object of teasing, Jackson has always been very touchy about it, which often results in him losing his cool quite often. Some could blame it on his zodiac sign being Aries or just that he can't take a joke, but it should be safely assumed that this guy definitely has no chill when it comes to little fuckers who want to make fun of his middle name.
No one is really sure if this is a good thing or not, but while there is a lot of empty air in his head, Jackson can be quite pig-headed sometimes. His refusal to admit defeat on any kind of argument, no matter if he's right, wrong, or if it's a draw, is probably the one thing he's adamant about. To him, he has to be right, and he won't back down. This is another reason why he gets into a lot of fights. Perhaps that's why he's so idiotic. Getting into those fights must've unscrewed the part of his brain that gives him intelligent thoughts. Whatever the reason, don't expect to win a simply debate with him. He won't back down easily.
Oh yeah, forgot to say something: he's actually got some kind of kindness underneath all of that dim-witted, foolhardy brashness.He's got a strong sense of loyalty for those around him. He may not be the smartest or even the calmest at times, but at least he'll never let you down. There's nothing this little fucker won't do for those that won his trust. Think of him like a lapdog or something like that. He may be stupid as fuck, but at least his loyalty and love is unlimited. That's something, right? If not, then fuck your cunt ass(his own words).
H I S T O R YIn a world where political correctness has taken over the lands, there is one body to make sure that everyone gets offended in someway. The son of the mechanic and model, Jackson Torvald Drake will make sure everyone has something to remember him by. He was born somewhere between “I don’t know” and “go fuck yourself”, so don’t bother trying to ask him because he doesn’t even know where he was born. All he knows is that some time after he was born, he moved somewhere near Beverly Hills. Or somewhere his folks didn’t have to deal with his grandparents. Apparently they were a big pain in Leo’s ass.
So when they moved, they established a house and all that shit. Fastforward thirteen years, word spread about how much of a dick that the dipshit Uncle Cam was, so his daughter came to live with Jackson and his parents. Jade her name was.She’s the cool cousin. As for the supposed reason why she came to live with them, Leo - JAckson’s dad - said that Cam couldn’t take care of her anymore. Jackson could see it, but then again, why would she live with them? Wouldn’t the best bet be to live with her mother? Jackson didn’t claim to be totally ignorant, but fuck man! Oh well, she was there, so not much he could do, right? Besides, with school lookign to be more bearable with her around and Rhett and the potential prospect of Jackson getting an acknowledgement from his one true love, Eve, things were looking up.
Oh yeah, there’s also the fact that shit was about to get real. Hopefully it’s not too real. Jackson wants to have fun this year.
F A M I L YLeonardo Tobias Drake | 39 | Uncle | Owner of Auto-Repair Shop | Face Claim: Michael Fassbender
“Leo--I mean dad-- you’re a pretty cool dude. I just wish you would stop these sudden days where you want to get the family together for Family Game Night. It wasn’t cool ten years ago, and sure as hell isn’t now. Plus, I think playing strip poker is a bit weird, don’t you think? No one wants to see your old balls.”
Riley Johanna Drake | 36 | Former Fashion Model, now runs a decently-sized Model Agency | Face Claim: Scarlett Johansson
“Mother, why did you do this to me? When I came out your birth canal, what was going through your mind when you gave me the middle name of Tovald? Please get back to me at your earliest convenience. Sincerely, your confused son, Jackson.”
Jade Riley Taylor | 17| Maternal Cousin | High School Student | Face Claim: Taylor Momsen
“Sometimes she’s bitchy, but she’s not a total pain, I guess. I’m just glad none of my stupid-ass cousins are living with us. I don’t need that shit.” 
"Okay ass flowers, here's the last part. Don't get lost, okay?"
Parkour
Fight Club(unofficial, non-school sanctioned club) - Co-President W/Rhett Aspen
Neglecting responsibilities - MVP at it
Disappointing the parentals
Skateboarding - His board, yo E X T R ACheck the other sheets.
