Official RPG Crush Thread

[Cyndyr]

Ahem. . how exactly should I set Cynder Tynder™ up? Make a new thread? Use those dating applications? I need help doing this.

[arockysmith]

Ahem. . how exactly should I set Cynder Tynder™ up? Make a new thread? Use those dating applications? I need help doing this.

@Cynder

All I have is paint...don't judge me.

[AlteredTundra]

Am I allowed to ship myself with food? Because we have a rather unhealthy relationship. I promise I would eat more greens, but Pizza beckons me like you wouldn't believe.

[arockysmith]

Am I allowed to ship myself with food? Because we have a rather unhealthy relationship. I promise I would eat more greens, but Pizza beckons me like you wouldn't believe.

@Altered Tundra

Altered Tundra looked at the slice of pizza in front of his face. A soft moan escaped him as he ran his tongue along his lips. A song was playing in the background. He called it his pizza song (youtube.com/watch?v=Yk9dw3wxzbY). The words really spoke to him, "They all say that you're no good for me, but I'm too close to turn around," he sang with the song. His back arched as be brought the slice closer to his lips. The last slice was always the hardest to swallow. It meant their time was up soon. He wasn't ready to give in, but the warmth was fading. Slowly he parted his lips, groaning with desire at each bite.

When Altered was finished he laid back against the couch and rubbed his stomach. He couldn't believe he'd eaten a whole XL pizza all by himself, but he regretted nothing. He looked around at the horrified faces of his friends. Nobody said a word.

[Fabricant451]

@Cynder Motherfucking. My sister right here, is the jam. She's so jamming that I had to send a complaint to Smucker's for giving me jam without any bottle. So. I'm gonna, motherfucking. ship you....with...shit....@Fabricant451

Because I like you and I like butts. So why not double down.

@ScreenAcne

ANd here I was thinking I was unshippable.

SHOW'S WHAT I KNOW

[Wade Wilson]

<Snipped quote by Altered Tundra>

Altered Tundra looked at the slice of pizza in front of his face. A soft moan escaped him as he ran his tongue along his lips. A song was playing in the background. He called it his pizza song (youtube.com/watch?v=Yk9dw3wxzbY). The words really spoke to him, "They all say that you're no good for me, but I'm too close to turn around," he sang with the song. His back arched as be brought the slice closer to his lips. The last slice was always the hardest to swallow. It meant their time was up soon. He wasn't ready to give in, but the warmth was fading. Slowly he parted his lips, groaning with desire at each bite.

When Altered was finished he laid back against the couch and rubbed his stomach. He couldn't believe he'd eaten a whole XL pizza all by himself, but he regretted nothing. He looked around at the horrified faces of his friends. Nobody said a word.

@arockysmith

you could've at least used ghost it was the perfect moment
halsey all day everyday m8

[Rica]

Finally Filled It Out

[Alisma]

Ahem. . how exactly should I set Cynder Tynder™ up? Make a new thread? Use those dating applications? I need help doing this.

@Cynder

You should do something based off of the swiping thing Tinder uses (swipe to the left to reject, swipe to the right to like). I'm not sure how that will work on here, though...

[arockysmith]

@Cynder You could make another thread and have people fill out the little form or you could put out feelers first and see how many people would be up for a Cynder Tynder using another poll.

[SouffleGirl123]

@arockysmith Are you writing more fanfic? LEMME SEE 'EM FANFICS!
Please?

[arockysmith]

@arockysmith Are you writing more fanfic? LEMME SEE 'EM FANFICS!
Please?

@SouffleGirl123

Are you good with your pairing to VKAllen or did you want to switch?

[arockysmith]

@SouffleGirl123 & @VKAllen step right up for some fanfiction. This will be more Tina Belcher inspired.

Their song: youtube.com/watch?v=pdag4mdVVeM

VK ran up to Souffle out of breathe. He grabbed her by the shoulders frantically trying to pull her out of the nightmare before them. "Souf! Souf! Look at me, babe!" he yelled. Her eyes snapped over to him and a wide smile spread across her face. She looked more excited than he'd ever seen and he couldn't understand why. "What's wrong? Did you do get bitten?" he asked checking her over for any bite marks.

SouffleGirl shook her head laughing, "I was just thinking about how I'd always dreamed of a zombie boyfriend. If you let yourself get bitten, then I'd finally succeed in having touched a zombie boys butt," she said with a sigh as he began to pull her away.

He bit his lip and thought about what she had just said. If he allowed himself to get bitten would she find him to be the perfect man? Would he finally be the guy she'd always fantasized about. He shook his head to clear the thoughts, but they kept gripping at the edge of his mind. They had finally made it to a hide out, and climbed through the broken window. It was dark by this time, but they didn't dare turn on any lights. They sat down in a corner and tried to figure out a plan to get out of the zombie infested city. It wasn't long before VK and Souffle began to talk about him turning into a zombie.

"If that's really want you want...I'll do anything to make you happy," he said to her when they heard a crash.

VK took a deep breath and went to check it out. He knew what it was, but if this was what she wanted he would oblige. They'd been dating for a couple years now, so maybe it wasn't so much him she was bored with, but the aspect of their whole relationship. It was a non stop repeat daily. Maybe this would spice things up. He turned the corner and came face to face with Zombie.....@Fabricant451, a long lost friend. When the zombies started attacking VK had lost touch with Fab. Seeing Fab now brought tears to his eyes. He didn't even mind the biting. After a couple zombie minutes Fab and VK found their way back to Souffle.

She jumped up a little concerned. "VK and Fab? Do...do you think it's too much if I touch both your butts at once?" she asked shyly. When they groaned a response she took a step forward and grabbed their butts slowly. "I guess now I can finally date you both. One zombie isn't enough, I want both."



With unison groans VK and Fab both realized that this threesome was something only Souffle could dream up. Not wanting to disappoint her they obliged and the three of them lived together in their hide out for a couple days as a happy threesome, until VK got jealous and decided to turn Souffle into a zombie. Fab not being a fan of zombie lovers took everything and left.

VK groaned an apology, to which Souffle responded with an butt grabbing. The two of them began their new life as a zombie couple and lived happily ever after.

[SouffleGirl123]

@arockysmith Oh... wow XD. Can't say the 'me' depicts me but I'm very much amused nonetheless. Awaiting your next shipping fic ^-^

[VKAllen]

@arockysmith A++. I have a sword for a zombie apocalypse though...

Didn't matter.

[SouffleGirl123]

@VKAllen They probably took your sword at some point XD

[TheWendil]

I feel this is now very relevant.

[VKAllen]

@VKAllen They probably took your sword at some point XD

@SouffleGirl123

For plot reasons!!!

[arockysmith]

@VKAllen they stole your sword before you went running to save Souffle. You fought valiantly but then your sword was taken when you noticed Souffle standing there in awe.

[Cyndyr]

Listening to @arockysmith's suggestion for Cynder Tynder™. Here's the survey regarding it as I'd love to hear your thoughts!

[NuttsnBolts]

@arockysmith
What did I just read.