[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Sep]

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He said it again! The nerve of this man.

@Lord Wraith

That's it. Lightning Bros are over.

[mickilennial]

As for Season 2, I'm pretty much set and drafting out a few posts ahead of time already. So...



...it's gonna be a blast.

[Lord Wraith]

That's it. Lightning Bros are over.

@Sep

They were never on.

[ErsatzEmperor]

Going to be a filthy double poster just to do this:

@Sep

I'm genuinely surprised this is still even going ahead.

[AndyC]

The X-Men movies are like the Simpsons of superhero movies. They were groundbreaking a couple of decades ago, but now they just kind of hang around without any real reaction from audiences beyond "Oh yeah, they're still making that. Huh."

[Byrd Man]

The X-Men movies are like the Simpsons of superhero movies. They were groundbreaking a couple of decades ago, but now they just kind of hang around without any real reaction from audiences beyond "Oh yeah, they're still making that. Huh."

@AndyC

X-Men 12: Principal Skinner is Actually Mystique!

[ErsatzEmperor]

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X-Men 12: Principal Skinner is Actually Mystique!

@Byrd Man

I can see Jennifer Lawrence's agent signing off on that one.

[mickilennial]

More Sophie Turner? Yeah. I'm going to pass.

[Sep]

@Master Bruce consider me epilogued and all set up for season two

[HenryJonesJr]

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This man just said TMNT sucks.

@Lord Wraith

To be fair, the original series mostly does suck.

[Eddie Brock]

What amazes me is that they're taking a second pass at the Dark Phoenix Saga... and it looks like the same ugly mess they did last time! I mean, I know there are reports (and synopses) that suggest the cosmic side is going to incorporated this time around... but that could've been a trailer for an X3 remake.

The X-movies have become so boring and formulaic. Erik's a good guy, no wait he's a bad guy now, but don't worry: all will be forgiven next time. Oh, and make sure we get Jennifer Lawrence some more screentime even though good guy Mystique makes no sense. At least they're self-aware enough to include that line from Erik: "... and nobody cares," indeed.

[mickilennial]

To be fair, the original series mostly does suck.

@HenryJonesJr

It hurt my inner child so much when I rewatched it a few years back and basically just made fun of it the whole time.

[HenryJonesJr]

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It hurt my inner child so much when I rewatched it a few years back and basically just made fun of it the whole time.

@Inkarnate

It's spectacularly bad. I'm just glad basically every series that followed it was a lot better.

[Master Bruce]

MFW we're one post away from the 500th, but I don't have the first of two epilogues written yet and other people have yet to post theirs.

[Lord Wraith]

Won't be me, still need to sit down and put mine together haha

[Simple Unicycle]

>Not writing your epilogue in one sitting with no plans.

The fuck you guys doing?

[Lord Wraith]

>Not writing your epilogue in one sitting with no plans.

The fuck you guys doing?

@Simple Unicycle

Planning.

[Supermaxx]

IT'S MINE BITCHES!

[Eddie Brock]

>Not writing [every post all season] in one sitting with no plans.

The fuck you guys doing?

@Simple Unicycle

Made a modification for the real folks out here. (... actually, I'm starting to see why I didn't cross double-digit posts this season...)

[Master Bruce]

IT'S MINE BITCHES!

@Superboy

Well played.