Eric Fenris "Wolf" and Captain Chris
(Eric)
I sit up as Chris pulls out a deck of cards. I get a mischievous grin upon my face. "We talking Texas Hold'em, Blackjack, Tonk, Rummy, Trash, Speed, Slapjack? I can go on if you wish." I say with a bit of a laugh. Then looking around I find a small folded table in a closet, slapping it open between to two beds.
(Chris)
"Let’s go for a nice round of blackjack." I give myself two cards before giving him two. I then grab my two shot glasses and full them both with whiskey. I look at Eric and grin." He who loses must either tell a war story or drink. Sounds agree able?"
(Eric)
"Deal," I say, still holding a grin on my face. "But if we're gonna do this, then we're doing it the right way," I add before pulling out my own bottle and putting it on the table with a good thump. "Eighty proof, bottom of the barrel, old fashioned whiskey. You won't find any better," I say before pouring two shots before flipping my cards over. A queen and a two, which makes twelve. I'll wait to see his cards before making a move.
(Chris)
I look at my cards and a little smile appears on my face. I then show him the cards." Queen and an ace. So either take a shot or give me a goddamn war story." I then lay back and look at Eric’s pissed of face.
(Eric)
"Not so fast, Sir," I say, still smiling. "I get a draw," I add before taking a card off the top of the deck. A four, that's sixteen. I draw one more, holding it face down on the table, eyes locked on Captain Chris before flipping it over. Looking down at the card I groan in dismay. A big fat eight of hearts staring in my face. "Blasted luck! Never around when I need it!" I exclaim with a laugh before taking my shot. Pounding the glass on the table once it was empty. "New round, my deal," I say as I pour a fresh shot and shuffling the cards.
About fifteen shots in I start feeling a little fuzzy and barely paying attention to my cards, and more upon my attempt to sing raunchy marching cadences. Something about Eskimo girls and cold boobs. On top of all that Lea was barking and howling with me, making the whole thing even more encouraging.
(Chris)
I had been losing way too much. What was it 30? 50? I didn't remember. All I knew was that I wanted to sing!
Eric was already starting a new match. But I was done with that." wait wait, Let me get some music!" I turn to my music player and turn on and old but good
song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y.. I then turn around and hum with the tune. Then the singer starts singing. I ignore all code and conduct. Probably because I’m drunk as hell and start singing. I look at Eric and hope he joins.
(Eric)
I took a large drink from my bottle, completely forgoing the shot glasses as the act of pouring the small glasses was too much. Slamming the bottle down onto the table with a very satisfied sigh, I knocked the cards all over the place. I watched them as they scattered over the floor before lazily drifting my gaze over to Captain Chris who was singing a new song. I didn't know the song at all but I found myself still singing along.
After a while though I was standing up, barely, and looking around the small room. My bottle of whiskey held tightly in my bionic hand. "Hey! Captain! Permission to search this tub for a guitar!" I said to Chris, a lopsided smile on my face and a very sloppy salute.
(Chris)
Eric and I sang for some time. We sounded horrible and the dog made it even worse. I then fell on my bed and laughed like a total idiot. Clearly I had drunk way too much. But if the ship was gonna explode; he would be too drunk to feel it. Eric then asked me if he could get a guitar. I stand up and say." That's a great idea! *hick* Hick*. I'm coming along though or else *hick you would make it only worse. hick"
(Eric)
"Aye aye Captain!" I say very loudly before stumbling out of the room and into the main halls of the ship. "Now....where the ehll is that guitar!?" I yell as I pull open random compartments in search of one. Lea trailing closely behind, her tail wagging as her master's drunken joy infects her as well. I take another quick drink of whiskey before starting to sing very loudly yet another perverted military marching cadence. This one about how after the bombs fall the women will run to remove their cloths for the hero soldier.
(Chris)
My head was starting to hurt. Apparently singing and screaming a lot is not that good for you. I started to stumble a bit holding my head." Hey man my head is like dying right now. Apparently your booze was to strong. I then felt a familiar feeling." So I eh will see you later."
I ran off trying to find a toilet. After running for a few minutes I finally found one. I walked up to the toilet. Closed the door behind me and started puking everything I had.
(A colab between myself and
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