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a @metanoia & @BrutalBx collaboration
featuring The Angel Princess & The Devil of Eden
TIME STAMP: The Friday before “Paint the Silence”



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Maybe for a while now (probably a week tops), something has felt off for Jade and her usual routine. In the past, any time she felt like she was having a bad day, taking a small bump or a pill of E courtesy of Prof or whoever was handling the corner whenever she came by (maybe it was Sonny?), and she would immediately feel the weight on her shoulders and crushing her into oblivion feel like it was being lifted off of her neck and shoulders.

But what was she to do with a feeling that was nothing like her usual stress? Stress about Charlie, but that was a common thing and she hasn’t necessarily thought about him in a self-destructive way since the week after the carlisle house. That wasn’t to say she didn’t have images of him occasionally pop into her head and also in her dreams, but ever since going to the diner every week and meeting with Anya, getting to know her just a little more for the last three weeks, that was the highlight of her every Sunday.

And when she went to visit her uncle every Monday, bright and early, she’d tell him about the girl simply known as Pancake. She’d gush about how with every week, she was falling back into a routine.

And it was no different this week, but at the same time, she felt something in the air. No, it wasn’t the cheap perfume she found at Victoria James’ Well Loved Wonders shop. It was an almost fruity scent of cherry and had a slight minty aroma. In Jade’s crummy apartment, it hid the odor of cigarettes and Jack Daniels. It wasn’t even the day old bread she bought from the corner mart. What felt off for Jade wasn’t anything in the apartment — it was something in the air like a ghost or some bad feeling that she couldn’t shake.

The blonde tuned out whatever crappy rerun of Cops that played on whatever channel she had it on and she sank into her couch. She had recently decided to go to the rent-a-center in Boston and pick up a new couch. It wasn’t anything fancy, but it was more comfortable than the crappy one she had a few months back. At least it had cushion this time around. She sank into it, feeling herself become relaxed. It might help that she may have taken some kind of xanax with a shot of whiskey to help with ridding herself of that bad feeling that might not be hovering over her head like a rainy winter night in Edenridge.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Jade shook herself slowly out of a light sleep. “What?” She looked around, noticing the time and that she was out for at least an hour. Something woke her up and it wasn’t until another series of knocks until the neon sign came clear and she whipped herself off her bed, falling to her knees since she stood up while still half-asleep, knees bouncing off of the hard floor.

“Yeah, I heard you the first time! Just give me a damn fucking minute!” A certain impatience that those closest to her would recognize from a happier time in the distant past came through as she rose to her feet, brushing off whatever dirt was on her sweatpants. Jade wore a red top to match her black pants and she had white socks on it because she had to add spice and surprise to her comfort wardrobe.

As she opened the door, her eyes were half open, so Jade hadn’t registered exactly who was at the door. “Yeah, what do you want?” She asked, a hand behind her neck as she tried to massage it somewhat. Her blue-green eyes had that temporary flare of someone in a foul mood only to be replaced with something that she couldn’t put into words, but the closest she was feeling at the moment was complete and utter shock.

”You must be Jade. Hi, I’m Cameron!”

Hyde’s tone was jovial, almost pleasant but even still, underneath it all was the same vile venom that he had become his signature. He scanned the young woman very quickly, he had heard things and stories about Jade Taylor whilst he was still locked up. He had heard about the suicide blonde dressed in leather and looking to kill all of man and women kind with her edge which was sharper than any blade.

Jade’s routine wasn’t hard to figure out. Hyde had been following her for weeks and by this point pretty much knew where she was going to be at what time and with who. The most curious of the things that she did was have breakfast regularly with his sister. That was something interesting. Hyde had never seen Anya be anything other than what she was but in the brief moments with Jade, she was a new beast entirely.

He did not wait for an invitation, the cold hearted handsome devil simply brushed by Jade and entered her shitty apartment. As he did with every room he ever entered, Hyde looked around for escape routes, weapons and surveillance; a force of habit of course. He went to her fridge and pulled an ice cold beer from it, popping the cap off using the counter top.

“Your uncle sent me.”

Jade was frozen. The usually hot-tempered angel princess whose passion and words often oozed out a reckless fire met its match with Cameron Hyde. She had never met the man, but the stories alone from both news outlets and from those within the southside, the name Cameron Hyde was one that you didn’t forget. Jade sure as hell wouldn’t. And that’s because of the things he did to Aleyda. She and Ley may not have been romantically involved since her freshman year (if you could say it was romance), but to say that Jade wasn’t still very much protective over her friend would, at the very least, be a mistake. Despite that, Jade found herself overcome with so much that it took her a few moments after he stepped into her apartment to process it.

But when she did and he said her Uncle Charlie sent him, alarms went off in her head. It’s like her body, from head to toe, had entered a forced defrosting mode. Her fire returned and under normal circumstances, Jade would be in his face, smacking the beer out of his hand for even implying that her uncle Charlie would associate himself with the likes of Cameron Hyde. But if the stories were true, which she almost definitely believed they were, Jade had to exercise caution. “Did he now?” She asked, taking a few cautious steps forward. Her legs shook but she tried to not let it show by keeping a direct gaze with his eyes. “And how is it that you’d know my uncle? Personally, I mean. He’s been in prison since last year. If you want me to believe you, you’re gonna have to try a little harder than what you just said.” Let it not be mistaken, Jade was experiencing more fear, more anxiety, more absolute dread than even she felt when she had heard Charlie died or even when she heard the sounds of ReyRey beating up Charlie, but out of self-preservation alone, Jade had to appear unphased.

“I was locked up with him.” Hyde spoke very matter of factly. His eyes never left the young woman as he took a drink from his stolen beverage. The stories he had heard were true; beneath those baggy clothes was a body to kill for. Who knows? Maybe one day he would? Or he could just take it? Who could stop him? Nobody, they daren’t even try. “He heard that this place was going to hell, got worried and knew I was getting out so he asked me to keep an eye on you.” He put the beer down on the counter and folded his arms. She was living in borderline squalor, it was almost a turn off. ”I would tell him not to be worried because this place’s smell alone would send anybody packing.”

Jade took a hard glance at Cameron. And then another until she couldn’t decide if she should slap him for disrespecting Edenridge or if she should laugh because despite the stories she’s heard about this man, she also knew a good joke when she heard it. “And yet I’m still here,” she remarked, moving past him and opening the fridge. She let the cool air hit her face and she grabbed one of her crappy beers. She closed it, leaned against the fridge, feeling it tip back, and gathered herself. Thoughts and other unsavory crap flooded her mind. Even as she pressed her lips against the tip of the bottle, took a sip of the mediocre beer, she hadn’t allowed herself to not look at Cameron Hyde.

She was pondering why her Uncle Charlie had decided to send him as her protector? Or why would he even accept? “If my uncle really did ask you, then he must’ve spoken a lot about me, so then he may have told you I don’t take nobody’s crap.” Jade was terrified right now, but she didn’t feel threatened. Well, it’s not like she ever shied away from any situation where her well-being was in danger and when it wasn’t. “What’s in it for you? Nobody does anything, especially when it involves me, if they don’t get something out of it for themselves.” Everything in her was on fire. Why did she suddenly feel the need to be so careless and fearless? Maybe she truly had a death wish and that bad feeling was the preparation for her demise. “There must be something in it for you.”

Hyde enjoyed bringing fear into a room, it was like nectar from the Gods. He could feel terror in every vein, in every pore. It was his sustenance. He could tell Jade was scared but he wasn’t afraid. That was interesting. She was trying to play games with him, a self preservation technique no doubt. It was reminiscent of someone else that he used to know, someone who challenged him like no other and funnily enough, Hyde knew that Jade had a history with that person.

”I can think of a few ways you could pay me back.” He has heard all the talk and Hyde would be lying if he wasn’t curious as to what was beneath the clothes. Jade seemed to have a presence that attracted different dangers. Aleyda, Anya and now him. ”But it’s not that complicated, I owe your uncle a favor. He took care of me whilst I was inside, his mistake naturally but that’s all there is to it.”

Making his way over to the window, Hyde looked out across the Southside; his fingers drumming together in the way that Mrs Ramsey had taught him. A simple method to keep the monster in check. He wasn’t particularly fond of Charlie Taylor but a promise and loyalty went a hell of a long way. Still, it didn’t stop him from imagining grabbing Jade by her throat and throwing her through this window. Why? He could see it coming. She was going to break his sister's heart. Hyde could see it in their interactions, the way Anya’s face lit up in a way that didn’t involve pancakes. ”I won’t interfere with your life. You keep doing you but if I get a whiff of trouble, I’ll be there. You need me, I’ll be there.”

The Angel Princess spent a few moments processing everything Cameron told her. After she got over the sheer grossness that consumed her at his not-so-subtle offer. She heard that kind of offer from one-too-many guys at Edge and generally anywhere she went, thinking that the only way to thank them was by taking them somewhere with minimal privacy and showing them a good time. It wasn’t and she would rather poke the beast than ever go down that road.

Yes, but after she got past it and as she watched him gaze out the mirror like a wolf or some other kind of howl-at-the-moon beast, Jade marinated on the things he told her. Charlie Taylor had helped him out and his payment was Cameron Hyde being her silent protector.

What were you thinking, Uncle Charlie?

She didn’t quite understand what he was thinking, but her uncle always had a reason for his actions. Even if one of them resulted in his initial incarceration. “I don’t know, buddy, this is the southside. It’s a pretty dangerous place. Take one wrong turn and it’s lights out.” Jade walked over back to the couch and took a seat, keeping her eyes on her new protector. “Not that I’m saying I would go where I shouldn’t, but you speak as though you’d be able to prevent any harm coming to me. That’s a pretty bold statement to make.”

Was she being serious?

SMASH

With a great crack, Hyde launched his glass bottle into the wall and like lightning shot across the room, which caused Jade to flinch in the worst way. He stood behind Jade on the couch and placed his hands on her shoulders; his grip was firm and tight but not painful, yet. ”You know who I am?” Cameron hissed. ”You know what I can do?” With every pause in the sentence, his fingers pressed a little harder into her collar bone. ”The word is already out on the street. Your Uncle made a deal with the devil and you are protected.” The vitriol in that final word. Protected It was as if a cobra had spat its poison directly into your ear to make its way into your central nervous system and kill you in an instant. This was the man they told stories of.

Jade. No one will touch you or they will have me on their doorstep but don’t take this as a friendship.” His hands made their way around her throat, he didn’t squeeze, not her. ”Like I said, I won’t interfere but you do me wrong, in any way, I will reach my fingers down your throat and I will rip off your jaw.”

He released her and took a few steps back before walking back to her fridge and grabbing another beer. ”One for the road.” He popped the cap of the beer and looked at the blonde. ”Are you having breakfast with that girl from the diner soon?”

What…what just happened?

Only a minute ago, Jade was half-grinning, watching Cameron with a curious gaze, asking him about some hypotheticals that might happen and, like a domino effect from hell, loud crashes, raw terror that Jade had never felt before in her life, and the closest to death that the Angel Princess has ever come all flashed before her in a flash. For all she knew, it could have been longer and it probably was. Somewhere from the crash of a beer bottle and the touch of hands pushing on her neck and throat, she checked out yet heard every word.

This was the side of the man that she heard so much about…no not necessarily a man. A demon…

“Huh?” She shook her head as Hyde asked about the diner. She averted his direct gaze, looking down. She held the beer in one hand and the other shook, a clear result of what she experienced. “I..” She froze, finding it extremely difficult to find her thoughts. Her throat was dry and she couldn’t stop shaking. So she took a deep swig of her beer, downing it in a few more. “N-not until Sunday” was all Jade could force out.

Hyde nodded his head before having a swig from the bottle. ”Her favourite color is Royal Blue. You want to impress her? There’s a dress in your closet that is close to that. Jade it up, add leather whatever it is you do to make yourself more fuckable. She’ll like that” A pleasant almost wholesome kind of smile covered the devils freckled face.

He polished off the bottle very quickly, throwing it into the recycle when he was finished. Still grinning, Hyde made his way over to Jade once again and knelt down in front of her. He popped a finger beneath her chin and raised her blonde haired head up to lock their eyes together. His baby blues were ice cold, emotionless, a great dichotomy considered just how full of rage the young man was. ”Look into my eyes.” His finger soon turned to a grip as he held her chin. ”Look into them and see me, Jade.” The Devil released her and smiled again. ”I’ll be seeing you!” He pulled himself up to his feet and brushed a strand of hair from the shaken woman’s face before departing the apartment.

When the door shut as calmly as if nothing had happened just now, Jade couldn’t bring herself to move, let alone process anything that happened to her at the hands of someone her uncle handpicked to be her protector. Jade was stunned. Terrified. In a state of uncontrollable confusion. Her heart was beating so fast and then it wasn’t, which terrified her more than she realized.The Angel Princess has always been able to handle herself with unsavory men. They always found ways to think what she wanted was their gross bodies. Ugly, fat men who told her how pretty she was. One even called her his golden delight.

But Cameron Hyde? He wasn’t like any of them. He didn’t come into her apartment with any intent of trying to get into her pants. As cold as he was emotionless, Jade for the first time felt every ounce of power stripped away from her in ways that no man or woman has ever been able to do. He went from hot to cold to hot again and when he had demanded she look at him, she complied.

This was the guy that she heard so many horror-laced stories about. The Devil of Eden. Her uncle’s cellmate and now her protector in the darkness.

“A Devil and an angel.” In her last moments before she laid down on the couch, Jade let out a morbid chuckle that had so many things within it, it was hard to say, but she just laid on her couch, curled up and let her mind drift.



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Interactions: Hercules, Hebe, Hera
Mentions: Melinoe (via text) @KZOMBI3
Location: Bus Stop → Olympic Club

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The goddess of youth rounded the corner onto the quiet main street, chest moving in labored breaths as she ground to a halt, and watched as her mode of transport swerved off into the distance. She’d missed the bus. The bus that only came twice a day. The bus that she’d checked the time for about a bajillion times. “Fuck…” She whispered before clamping a hand over her mouth as if to try stuff the word back in. Tossing a glance over her shoulder, Hebe's hand slipped away when she realized there was no-one around to hear her. She still couldn’t swear without feeling bad about it.

Her mother was going to murder her, or worse, decide she was completely incapable of even the most simple of tasks. Dissolving into her sorrow at being on the wrong side of Hera, Hebe strode the few short steps to the bus stop before sitting anxiously down on the not so comfortable wooden bench. Her hands moved to absentmindedly straighten out her dress, moving automatically as she had been trained to centuries ago atop Mount Olympus. It would never have done for her to look a mess afterall; though the goddess had always secretly thought that sounded like the exact definition of fun.

For a few minutes she sat, chewing down on her bottom lip, before a metaphorical light bulb popped up above her. “Maybe I can walk there!” She perked up, pulling her phone out of the small bag slung across her shoulder. “Hm, if I set off now, then I’ll get there at…3pm.” Only a few hours late. Probably a more appropriate time for a luncheon but a far cry from being on time. But she was a goddess, an immortal goddess…whose powers were entirely unhelpful. Giving an 80 year old a spring in his step seemed very useless now.

"No, stop being silly Hebe…” The greek deity mumbled, shaking off the anticipation that was rising up inside her. She just needed to channel Hermes or, or…one of Apollos cows? Maybe? “Though not with these…” She mumbled to herself, glancing down at the heels that were sitting rather uncomfortably beneath her feet. Slinging them off, Hebe held them in one hand as she began to walk, ignoring how dirty her soles were going to be by the end of this.

“Hebe, that you?” A voice came from across the bench, parked about three feet, the engine of a red 2018 Ford Mustang lightly purring.

Hercules wasn’t late by any means, so that’s why he took the long, scenic route to the Olympic Club but he was in no means in the best shape of his life. As per usual, especially on a weekend, Acropolis had yet another legendary rager that lasted well into the night. The Divine Protector didn’t remember everything, but he remembered there was a lot of alcohol, some unsavory party guests that may have challenged him to a fight, and some colorful pills or capsules. Last thing he remembered was trying to out-drink some mortals and he woke up in nothing but a pink g-string in the bathtub.

Again.

That will make the tenth time this month that he blacked out and woke up in a place that wasn’t his room or bed. No wonder he has an insane neck cramp that won’t budge. But the plus side of all of this? Taking the long way to relax as much as he can, especially since this luncheon that the worst God in all of the pantheons was hosting had the vibe of mandatory attendance, allowed him the unexpected reunion with one of his favorite people who wasn’t Dio, Apollo, or his ten-million followers.

Hebe, the one who always seemed to come back into his life when it was just right. “Oh it is you, isn’t it? What are you doing here?” He asked the Goddess of Youth.

"Me?" Hebe uttered in surprise as she spun around at the sudden mention of her name. A wave of relief washed over her at the dulcet tones of the oh so familiar voice and she tried to push down the smile that tugged at her lips. The rough gravel pavement was uncomfortable against her exposed soles but she barely noticed it, steps unconsciously treading lightly as she gradually made her closer to him. "Oh…I'm sorry, I was always told never to talk to strangers," She grinned as she approached the car, aware that Herc was one of the only people she felt confident enough to tease in such a way. "Even instagram famous ones."

Her eyes flitted to the back of the expensive looking Mustang, noting that he was alone. It would be too presumptuous just to ask for a lift though, what if he was picking someone else up? Plus it was kinda embarrassing. She was certain that most of the other gods would be making their entries in the most glamorous and elegant of fashions. Hebe had watched the Oscars before and she was certain this annual collection of deities was even more excessive than that.

"I...missed the bus." She eventually conceded, her happy expression faltering.

“Damn, that’s rough, buddy,” Hercules teased, letting a low chuckle out of his mouth. Their playful banter, no matter how childish it may have been at times, has always withstood the test of Father Time. “And still so long to the club.” He looked at his old friend, his blue eyes keeping a casual but still fixated glance on her. “If only you knew somebody with a fast car, who you know is good company, and generally can make you smile on a moment’s notice.” He made a thoughtful humming sound. “Maybe someone who is also pretty rich. Like a famous influencer. Know anyone like that, Hebe?”

The young goddess parodied a look of concentration, finger tapping softly against her lips. "That's a tough one but...nope! Never met Cameron Dallas." Bending down to slide her heels back onto her feet, Hebe laughed lightly at her friend. "Though you aren't half bad yourself...and I do have a bit of a soft spot for Mustangs."

Oh how he had missed her wit. Nobody was able to make Hercules laugh in the most genuine, authentic way like the Goddess of Youth. Maybe it was just her personality. In all the centuries that went by, nothing seemed as effortless than when he had a conversation with Hebe. Decades could go between ever being in the same area of each other and when they’d speak again or hang wherever they would, they’d pick up where they left off. That kind of connection with someone, with benefits or not, that couldn’t be faked.

She always brightened his day and as he laughed at her comments, he couldn’t help but think about the last time they were this close to each other when it was just them. “Is that so?” Hercules half-smirked as he reached over to the passenger side, opening the door. “Hop on your horse, m’lady!” In an effort to keep up the cheese that he was no doubt known for, Hercules tipped the nonexistent hat that would follow what he just said.

Hopping into the car, Hebe grinned at her fellow god. "Such a gentleman. What would I ever do without you?" She couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief before pausing to look out the window, watching as the city sped by in a blur of dappled lights and hazy faces. Eventually her gaze moved back over to him, eyes flitting to meet his.

“Probably still be stranded at the bus stop,” he teased as the engine of his mighty steed revved back to the road.

"Late night?" She chided gently, knowing him well enough to recognise the tell tale signs of the heros revelry. It wasn't immediately obvious, just a few subtleties that she could read from his face and body. "Not that I'm saying you look bad or anything! You definitely don't!" The greek quickly added, hands moving to uneasily play with the trim of her dress. "You look like...the opposite. The antithesis. The...the...you look good." She finally yielded, stopping her flustered stream before she dug herself an even deeper hole.

When Hebe pointed out the not-so-subtle lack of his usual youthful, glossy skin, at first he laughed it off with a shrug. “No more than usual. Weekends mean big parties at the crib,” he admitted.

That was the God’s-honest-truth. Weekend meant college kids and those who still had that youthful energy like the majority of the deities that inhabited Acropolis on a regular basis needed to let off a little steam. Hercules was in a constant state of hype. It took his toll on him the next morning and he always says he might regret it, but he always rose to the challenge the very next day. It wasn’t just the Divine Protector in him, but as Zeno Megalos, who livestreams just about every party at some point, he had a brand and image to uphold. He wasn’t like most phony influencers who posted themselves near expensive shit or rented them out or just…used fake backgrounds. The life his millions of followers see in his photos and his videos and reels and even some Tik Toks he makes, that’s his actual life.

“Why thank you, Hebs,” Herc said as they came to a stop at a red light. He could see the Olympic Club in the distance, but they were still about five or so driving minutes away. “Ya know, you don’t look that bad yourself, either. Ya always look good, but this dress is doing wonders for ya!” He grinned and felt his phone vibrate against the dash. Taking a moment to look at it real quick, feeling no guilt whatsoever since it was a red light.

From: Ghost Girl
interested for damn sure. I’ll meet you at the festival, yeh?
Received


Oh, this was the best news ever! Or was it? Melinoe was Apollo’s ex, so that was a major complication. Bros before hoes, right? But they desperately needed an actual paying housemate. Nothing against Dio. Herc loved that guy to death and beyond. Whenever he was in town, they had the sickest parties, but he didn’t pay rent because he wasn’t in town long enough for it to be fair on the God of Wine.

To: Ghost Girl
Hellz-to-the-yeah! We’ll catch up and talk!
Sent


Herc set his phone down back on the dashboard and heard honks from behind him and saw that the light was green. “Oopsies!” He chuckled, looking at Hebe with a smile as he put the pedal to the metal. He wasn’t looking at the road as he glanced at her beautiful face and that beautiful golden hair that she was so famous for. It was a gaze that was impossible to miss and it prompted a small frown of confusion from its target, the ever naive Greek wondering, with a bit of mild alarm, what he was looking at.

"Oh! Do I have something on me?" Hebe began rubbing at her face indiscriminately, trying not to focus on the fact that he was still looking at her. It thankfully did nothing more than to enhance the flush that had already spread across her cheeks, though she carried on not knowing this. "Did i get it o-...watch out Herc!" She suddenly yelped in surprise as the car began to veer erratically to the right, a hand moving to tug on his shirt as the tyres drifted over to the curb at an increasingly fast rate.

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Despite Hebe’s efforts and Herc’s acknowledgement that he definitely wasn’t paying attention to the road, which at this point in his life and how long he has been driving modern cars, he should know better. But it wasn’t every day that he had a smoking hot passenger riding with him. So how could he not be distracted? Still, this was completely on him As a result, the mustang crashed into the curb. A good thing, though, there weren’t any cars hit nor anyone on the sidewalk when his mustang went partially forward on it. There were honks to be sure and alarmed drivers who got startled by the sudden swerving, but nobody was hurt.

“Well that could have ended badly.” For all intents, Hercules remained an absolute GOAT in how he reacted to the almost accident he caused. “You okay, Hebs?”

"Yep." Hebe chirped as she peered out from between her fingers. "I think so...are you?" Yet as she turned to check over her friend, her eyes widened in a mix of surprise and horror. There was a not so insignificant tear at the bottom of his shirt where she'd grabbed on and apparently failed to let go. A shirt he'd probably picked out precisely for this event too.

"Oh no! oh no...I'm soooo sorry Herc. I can buy you a new one maybe or...well we can't really trade clothes. Though do you remember that time you wore that dress..?" She let out a small unwanted giggle at this memory, before shaking her head. "Sorry...sorry, ah I bet you wish you hadn't given me a lift now," She forced a small laugh, cursing her own silliness. Maybe one day she'd actually manage to not mess up in front of him. It had only been a couple of millenia without success afterall.

Oh, well that was indeed unfortunate. Hercules glanced at his shirt. There was a big rip at the bottom. It was very noticeable, but at the same time, he kind of liked the look. Hercules typically liked to look his best at events. Yes, typically he was one to make a big fuss about minor things about his fit, yet as he looked at how distraught Hebe was about the rip and knowing full well she was blaming herself for it, he decided to take the high road. “Don’t even sweat. I think it adds some character to the fit!” He grinned, giving her a reassuring couple of taps on the shoulders. Hercules didn’t know his own strength sometimes, so it was probably a tad harsher than it should have been. “Seriously don’t worry! Hakuna Matata and all that."

When he saw there was no more as much of a worry on her face, Hercules turned his attention back to the task at hand. His front bumper was slightly damaged. He could always go his car guy later for it. A few scratches or scrapes endured during a trying battle wasn’t going to stop his mighty steed. “Now let’s hurry. We have people to see!”

As they got back on the road and they came closer and closer to the Olympic Club, Hercules felt that familiar feeling of dread build up in his stomach. It twisted like the worst aching pain in that region he always got when the thought of being near Hera entered his mind. This was her Luncheon. It was her event and maybe part of the Divine Protector was dreading it because she never fucking liked him. Hell, him showing up with her daughter, yeah that was bound to ruffle her feathers.

And yet he smiled. Hercules smiled at that thought. Was that his inner-Zeus coming out? Did making Hera miserable or hate him even more give him some twisted form of delight. Yeah that’s not a good sign.

Taking all but a few moments to find a parking space that was near the entrance, Hercules shut off the car. He took in a deep breath, put on that brave face and turned to Hebe. “And we are finally here!”




As the pair entered the club, Hebe tried not to focus on anything aside from the sound of her friend's footsteps beside her. The noise of tinkling glasses and murmured chatter was becoming ever louder as they approached the main room, bringing with it a sense of unease. Lavish events were something she'd never felt entirely comfortable with but this one was even more trying for the young goddess. The festival of life was, well, sad for her, reminding the young goddess of a role she once had and that now was lost to her forever.

She let out a small sigh as she looked over towards Herc, amazed at his ability to still look entirely god-like, ripped shirt and all. And he didn't seem that fazed by any of this either…maybe she should try to take a leaf out of his book. No point in spending the whole time moping.

Conveniently, she spotted the form of one blonde norse god ahead of them, and an entirely more amusing thought entered her head. "Bets on who will start the first fight?"

“That’s a good question.” Looking around the room, Hercules wanted to see who all was here. He didn’t see certain people that he knew were firestarters (of sorts). Ares and his father, to be specific, weren’t around. Of course, Norse God of Thunder had a temper but, judging from how he chose the most isolated part of the club, Hercules had it in his mind that maybe he wouldn’t. Something about that golden thunder god seemed off. But Hercules wasn’t that reliable about his observations being accurate, so what did he know? “Honestly, I have no clue. None of the usual players who would throw the first punch were anywhere in sight or in a state where they might.” Like your mother. Truly, Hercules was just grateful that she was nowhere in sight. Maybe the crisis would be averted after all.

Crisis averted? That was simply wishful thinking.

Hera’s eyes found her daughter from across the room. If she had been a lesser woman, she might have let out a shout of rage, or smashed her glass against a table. Instead, she pursed her lips and abandoned her half empty champagne flute on a nearby table. She strode through the crowd with all the grace and authority she was known for, coming to a halt in front of the couple.

“Hercules,” Hera said, letting the name fall from her lips in poisonous droplets. Her eyes scanned him, focusing on the torn shirt. Of course he would show up looking a mess, what else could she expect? “How nice of you to arrive, with my daughter too.” Hera’s icy tone made it very clear that it was not nice at all. “Why don’t you run along now? Hebe is important to the day’s festivities, and she doesn’t need you distracting her.”

Annnnd there she went. Typical Hera the Bitch in full working form. Not even the years of mortality (or semi-mortality in their case) softened her sharp words. “I know, right? Ran into her on my way here. Guess I’m just lucky like that,” he remarked, choosing to ignore the blatant judgy expression on Hera’s face when he caught her eyes going up and down at his outfit. “I’m actually exhausted. So I’m not in the mood to run right now. And I’m honestly pretty comfy where I’m at.” With the sole intent to anger Hera even further, because yes he knew full well she wasn’t happy that her daughter showed up with him, he grabbed her hand, squeezing it tight enough to make it noticeable. He played it off as an ‘accident’, trying to be subtle about it.

Steam was practically rising off the elder goddess’ head, as her nails dug crescent shaped indents into her hand. Her smile twitched, but did not fall. “Darling, why don’t you show your friend how we handle responsibility in this family?” Hera trained her eyes on her daughter, coming down with the full weight of maternal expectation.

"Mother, I..." A mortifying blush had bloomed on the cupbearer's cheeks and despite her best efforts, it remained stubbornly in place. "He...it was just a lift...i missed the bus and y'know...the polar bears..." She rambled on, looking increasingly on the verge of tears. Why couldn't they get along? And why was he holding her hand? She knew he just wanted to be friends. Pulling her smaller hand from his, Hebe couldn't bring herself to look at him as she spoke. "Herc, I'm sorry. I should probably go..."

As her hand retracted from his and there was no resistance, Hercules found himself having a mixed reaction to it. It wasn’t that he blamed her or anything like that nor was he mad…Well, he was mad, but not at Hebe. He could never be mad at Hebe. He had disappointment on his face from Hebe listening to Hera and then when his eyes met Hera’s, it switched into that familiar hate he always felt for her. It stemmed from how since his birth she has always hated him and it was never his fault. She just never liked the fact that his father gave her name to his son. But that didn’t give her the right to be a bitch to him for no reason, let alone dictate what her daughter did (or on occasion who).

Looking at Hebe and ignoring Hera, Hercules shook his head. “No need to be. I’ll see you later. Gotta go find Apollo and maybe if he’s here, my father--” He made sure his eyes were looking Hera’s way when he mentioned his father. Did he know that would intentionally get under his skin? Maybe. “--it might be fun to catch up with him.” He said, giving Hebe a wave. He was, of course, lying, but Hera didn’t know that.

The Queen of the Gods flinched at the mention of her husband, narrowing her eyes as Hercules turned and walked away. “You should think harder about the company you keep,” Hera said, as she turned to face her daughter, and gently smoothed imaginary wrinkles from the shoulders of her dress.


@Wolf Mother @Akayaofthemoon @TGM Finally finished him!

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