That's part of why it's potentially funny.
It's like actual #SettledScience, but the announcers don't know that. At least the human lover ones don't. The Mole-Men probably do.
I will be writing for this again at some point soonish by the way.
I've been very busy with life. Made some big changes over the last couple years and some more big ones these last few months.
Also been writing in an Arena RP Tournament as Danger, Danger Fontaine.
Might give that a go on this forum if I can drum up interest among the folks here and/or get some folks from that Discord to participate here. Good fun. Round 1 I fought in a cartoon world. Round 2 has been a rap battle.
Weird shit.