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1 mo ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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1 mo ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
1 mo ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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1 mo ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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1 mo ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

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Still workin on the lore but if you guys have an good character sheet thingy send it to my pms because I’m not good at creating CSs
hope everyone has a good Monday
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gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that my hangover is cured and i'm feeling a lot better now



happy monday yall

OH THANK GOD I thought you lost the Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday love
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You first! God bless on this fantastic Monday.


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Good.

Brightened my Monday morning! Happy week ya'all. :D


Give it a rest bud. also hope everyone has a wonderful week

Pizza rolls
i'll be honest, bros. i don't think i'm going to have a good monday

but i have to try. for wheels's sake


I AM THE GOOD MONDAY
That's cool... or you could run with something like he got involved in the Allied Intervention in the Russian Civil War and potentially picked it up off a dead Chekist as a trophy...

Just an idea as he'd have been using a Webley Mk VI for most of the war which was is a darned good revolver.


Yep I’m definitely going with that

Think I’m gonna have to leave this rp since I definitely won’t have time to actually write posts since I’m currently very busy with my own rps and the ones that I have joined and it will most likely be that way for the foreseeable future. Regardless this rp is a good idea so keep at it guys.

And goodbye everyone✌️
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