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1 mo ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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1 mo ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
1 mo ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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1 mo ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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1 mo ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

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There’s the link but I’m not done making it but feel free to make an cs
So I’m not done with this at all like no where near done so give me around an day
DeadLiNe


The year is 1982

In a small, tight-knit town called birchwood, the town was nestled against the backdrop of ancient woods and rolling hills, a group of inseparable high school friends find out that the supernatural is real and well terrifying.

It was just another lazy Saturday afternoon for the group of friends when someone stumbled upon the dusty old journal belonging to an “Aiden winters” at the back of the town library, wedged between an pair of books and a porcelain cat that looked way too creepy for its own good. Little did they know, this wasn’t just some forgotten relic; it was a ticket to a world of horror, mystery, and supernatural shenanigans that would turn their lives upside down. The moment the friends gathered around to flip through its yellowed pages, the air turned electric, and a night filled with ghosts, secrets, and spine-chilling discoveries began.












Hey, all. Been sick for the last three days. Did we get everyone?


Still gotta make my character since corona and other role plays have been kickin my ass
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TUESDAY TODAY
yummer from spongebob
more specifically, one of it's affiliated games

isn't he so silly?


Jesus Christ also

this man is the most handsome man in the Multiverse
Banned because of thy trash panda
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