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STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 10 days ago
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10 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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10 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
11 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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11 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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11 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In DeadLiNe → 17 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Chronic>

Sorry to hear that. However, Narcisa is about as supernatural as Mogli from the Jungle Book - she's a human who was raised by animals, a feral child, not a werewolf. She doesn't transform. Narcisa is a girl with a strange past that makes others whisper behind their back and pull cruel tricks.


I just had an idea for an plot with your character I’ll pm it to you in a few minutes
In the alphabet game. lol → 17 days ago Forum: Spam Forum

Tyrannosaurus
In DeadLiNe → 17 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Expendable I shoulda put you can’t be a supernatural character since this is about an human group of friends. Sorry for you makin that character for nothing
In The Office RP || Breaking Bad RP || Better Call Saul RP || Detroit: Become Human → 18 days ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Okay well you see there’s a thing called INTEREST CHECKS and I’m pretty sure this is not the right thing to post on

Not tryin to be rude
In Ban the User Above You → 18 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned because HOW DARE YOU
In DeadLiNe → 18 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Chronic Sure. Can do.

Is that better?


Accepted
In DeadLiNe → 18 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Name: Kiki McKenzie

Age: 18

Occupation: None

Appearance:


Biography: Kiki got pushed into gymnastics and cheerleading by her overbearing mother ever since she was about ten years old, and although those things have helped her come out of her shell and meet people, she would much rather be at home, head buried in a mystery book.

Personality: Quiet and reserved most of the time, Kiki is very loyal and protective of her friends, and all that shyness goes out the window when she's sticking up for a friend.


Maybe make the bio a tiny bit more descriptive
In Ban the User Above You → 18 days ago Forum: Spam Forum
Banned for aggravated assault
In DeadLiNe → 18 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Okay! I'll get started on my character. Do you want me to post it in OOC for approval? Or just post it in the character's tab?


OOC
In DeadLiNe → 18 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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