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3 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

Greetings and salutations! Hopefully we can keep you longer this time.
Greetings and salutations! We'll keep a weather eye out for turtles with disks on their back, the elephants are usually harder to spot.
What sort of immortals are we talking about? Highlander immortals? Phoenixes? Ms. Jones? Nanny McPhee?

Are vampires immortals or are they monsters?

Do you get Angels? Demons?

What other supernaturals will we encounter?
Also, @Expendable and Ordsmed, if you guys are still interested, you can move your characters to the CS Tab, since I already approved them both.


Moved.
Remember

Remember, my demon says, and so I do
Each and every face
The horror and the pain
While the others watch
Until I scream and scream again

Poor baby, my demon coos
Stroking the scars,
Picking at the bandages
It's the ones you can't see
That hurt the most

It's not your fault,
My demon smiles
While the possibilities parade on by
All the choices I didn't make
All the paths I didn't take

Let's wash these hands,
As she shows me the blood
Only she and I can see
No matter how many times
I scrub them raw

There are pills for those who can get them
And booze for those who can't
Or something sharp to spill the blood
All so we can forget
But only for a while

Our demons wait patiently
For their toy to be ready
Once more to remember
Once more to regret
Once more to drink the pain

Don't listen to the demons
No power in their whispers
No pain for them to inflict
No need for them to strike
When we're willing to play their game.
@vietmykethank you for your consideration.
I suppose it would help to watch drifting dragons.
@Expendable
Also shy


You'd be shy too if you spent fourteen years where new people try to punch you in the face.
Dam I know Anxi is aware of her condition and as a result can go to the salvage yards an negotiate price using her skills in haggling which are average coupled to her seductive skills which are well practiced, remember she's pan amorous
Didn't see listing for companion an feminine wiles are useful in a corrupt Navy where sexual harassment is a rank perk also as the face of the Dee. I see Anxi being the sweet face of the ship in Comms with the outside forces of governments and other ships.


Karma will likely want to raid the local boneyard to find other ships with compatible parts, as well as check out the local dealers to see what they might have, so having along someone who can haggle will help. Karma's rusty.
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