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3 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

I dig it, my current concept is formulating around an Ottoman Janissary focused on medical studies/alternatively, potential religious influences and mixes with the steampunk automata aspects. Details coalescing as I dredge up both history and elaborate on it mentally.


Very nice! Details really help to sell the concept!
Basic premise is that the eldest daughter of a marquess and her mother got caught up in an explosion in their border town. Her mother died, but she survived, requiring extensive surgery where the surgeon replaced an arm and eye with her mother's.

One of the nurses helped to console her father, and by the time the daughter was aware of what was going on, they had already married and she had two step-sisters. Her fiancée, having visited her while she was recovering, informed her father that he could not go through with it with her, and her step-mother suggested that perhaps one of her own daughters could become his heir instead?

So she discovers her life has been taken over by this stranger, related by marriage, her father can't bear to look at her, talk about putting her in a nunnery, and the only thing she has to her name, really, is her mother's jewelry - much to the shock of her step mother.

Her escape and route to possible revenge is the school.
As a mission specialists, not necessary until our arrival on a distant planet, I suspect he might be in one of the cyro tubes, but definitely someone we would need to wake up.
J'eon the Blacksmith


"An exchange of gifts," grumbled J'eon, watching as Lord Silbermine take the offered pen and toss something of his own back before locking his chest up.

Or did Silbermine see it as something else? A tribute? Or proof of the Sky People's favor?

"I hope for reason, for good relations," the blacksmith rumbled, rubbing his chin. "Why do I fear this will not go well?"




Jack Mallory, X.O.


"We set boundaries," Jack stated flatly. "We do not let them inside the ship. Those giant armed deer guys can't fit, but they must be murder on open plains and roads. However, the others aren't much bigger than we are, so we have to make it clear they're not allowed inside until we're ready for them."

"With everything that's happened, the hanger will have to do. We'll put up a table, the flags, all the bunting we can find - but we install a defensive barrier of some sort to keep them away from the airlock," he stated. "It'll hopefully avoid any rushes and give us a position should there be an attack." Like flamethrower attacks from that burning tree. Let's hope the heat shielding is still intact.

"Second, we need to learn whatever language they're speaking," Jack added. "Wodan, are you able to listen in on the locals and work out their language?" Please tell me someone somewhere thought it was possible their AI would need such a thing should they encounter other alien races out here... wherever here was.

For this character, the upper class reactions to transplants helps. Pity about the poor state of prosthetics.

You mentioned you would do some basic tech write ups - I'm assuming that gunpowder and other explosives are available?
So transplants are the better choice.
@Gisk - What is the general policy concerning transplants and prosthetics? Say an eye transplant and an arm prosthetic?

Is it possible and what are the states of these two?
Mad science. Fun.
Welcome to the Guild. We don't bite. Mostly.


We don't?

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the guild. To help with remembering everything you enjoy, why not write a list? One of those moleskine pocket notebook clones help, especially in bright colors (or get a dark color and add a sticker on the front). Don't forget a pen!

And maybe look for one of those construction helmets to wear when you're near a ceiling fan.

I like scifi and fantasy, sometimes I delve into something modern.

I hope you enjoy your time with us!
Greetings and salutations, Bailey! Welcome to the guild. Hopefully you find games to your liking, here?
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