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2 days ago
Current I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?
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7 mos ago
I'm sorry, you've reached his personal secretary, Department of Shrubbery, Floor 64, Desk 1024. How can we help you today?
9 mos ago
Or buy a van or a used rental truck. Something nobody would look twice at. You can put in a rack for the rope, duct tape, plastic sheeting, shovels....
9 mos ago
Never trust a car salesman - especially a used car salesman. Have a buddy park across the street and see how many stuffed body bags you can shove in there. Gotta have room for plastic sheeting, etc.
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9 mos ago
Neil Gaiman wrote in his Good Omens bio that he likes it when fans send him $50. (He read Terry Pratchett's bio and figured it wouldn't hurt.)

Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Co-ed prisons always surprise me.
J'eon the Blacksmith


"Titan-ium?" J'eon rumbled, surprised. Aluminum was very easy to work, yes, but this... "very strong metal"?

He reared his head back, staring down at the captain, and slowly bared his teeth like he'd seen other humans do, while spreading his arms out to show he was unarmed and not about to attack.

"I would love to learn about this titan-ium, yes."

He wondered if they had much of it on board? But what did it matter, it was more than anyone else was likely to have!




Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Non-lethals?" Jack scowls. "Rubber bullets and bean-bag rounds might be safe to use against the Glen, but if these Tekeri are like the birds we have at home, those may not be as safe for them. And if these are with our allies, they won't like it if we kill their people."

"Tear gas might not phase them and set the dead brush on fire." he sighs. "What does he have in mind?"

“Zey to Bridge, do we have a problem?”

"Tekeri are approaching the comm relay," Jack replied, "Translation suggests they think it's some sort of evil totem and want to take it down. Edwards wants to use some sort of non-lethal, but I'm concerned they won't be non-lethal to the Tekeri. I asked Dr. Ibarra to pass that on to Castigator Nellara, but I've not gotten a response back.

"I've ordered the flashing of the ship's lights as a precaution, but I don't know how many crew will respond."

Especially after he was summarily ordered off the bridge when Dr. Ibarra made unoffical second contact. If the locals realized they were grounded and unable to return with no other alien ships falling from the sky, they could easily set siege on the ship and starve them out.
Looks fun. I was thinking of bringing in one of my aliens, but this is a mostly human world and the few characters so far are alien. We'll see what we come up with while working in the garden.
I may want to put in a different character, we'll have to see.
J'eon the Blacksmith


Back at his cart, J'eon scratched his chin, taking in the sight of Silbermine's men passing out bread.

"Fool," the Glen blacksmith states, dropping the large sucker limb on the cart and heading towards the group. "Is this how you now try to win hearts?"




Jack Mallory, X.O.


"Edwards, please maintain overwatch, try not to expose your position," Jack asked, well aware of how silly it was to ask a professional like him that. "Let me know if you spot others."

He frowns. It was possible that group was just hunters - but aside from their curiousity, why would they be moving towards them?

There was nothing else for it. Gritting his teeth, he punched up Dr. Ibarra's device.

"Doctor," he said. "We have some Tekeri hunters up the slope, moving towards the ship. Please relay that to Castigator Nellara, so that she's aware."

"Woden, please blink the ship's exterior lights three times, please, wait a minute, and repeat for the next fifteen minutes..?"

Three should signal people to return to the ship - however, they would probably want to stay out there, past their filter time.

"Let's hope they're friendly," he sighs.

Rizx glances down at her fingers, rubbing her right hand on her top. She'd tried to pick the lock for her cuff once, but it bit her. Still she felt an ache in her fingers, like the shadow of an itch.

"Hide us in wagons, we no see way. We no see how far, or see water. We leave, we no know road. Meybe do big circle? Supply wagon waits when we all in mines," Rizx sighs, "No one see it. But big people glah, no hold back."

She raises her head, holding each of there eyes for a long moment.

"When go, cuff guards, cuff chief, no cry help. Take sword, take horse. Find wagon, food, water," Rizx added, then took a nibble of her bread. "Time gift. Cannot spend much."

Rizx smiled, remembering the joey in his painted face to said that. She glanced up, wondering if they understood her? Big people always rushing, barely hearing, barely seeing. Always looking down at her.

But even if they got out of the mines, could they find the wagon? If this was forest, wagon would be easy to find. But all around them was stone, she couldn't be sure of right direction. They would not last long without water or shelter. Or if the guards found them first.

"...I know you would be sorry, if you weren't so very dead," Rizx sang under her breath, "But you never listened to a word I said."

She scooped up a spoonful of broth and a cube that might have been potato, glistening with a thin glaze of meat fat, and shoveled it into her mouth, chewing. It was pretty dismal, even by her tribe's standards. The gatherers would bring in wild onion and herbs - something, she admitted, was very hard to find around here. Even some salt would be an improvement.

Taking her chunk of bread, she dipped it into the soup to soften it, then started chewing on it, her eyes flitting back and forth.

"They all... party?" the goblin asked, hiding her mouth behind the bread. But then where was there to go?
@Expendable my apologies, I've been traveling and forgot to respond! I'll look at this and let you know what I think. Thank you!

Edit: I read your CS. I wasn't going to have racism be a part of the roleplay, but maybe goblins have had less contact with humans and so are considered less "civilized?" What do you think?

That isn't any reason to deny your CS though; it is approves! I'll send you a link to the Discord server.

S'ok, I just returned from my own trip.

Sorry, it's just in most fantasy games, the goblins are one of the monsters. And no, there's not a lot of contact between goblins and the other races. Most of other races are too big, too loud, and never introduce themselves properly.
"Can you listen to what's being said down there?" Jack asked Wodan. "I hate being stuck in here waiting for someone to let me know what Silbermine wants."
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