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1 mo ago
Current 'been going through a lot of shit recently. I will try to start catching up soon. Sorry to everybody who's waiting on me!
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4 mos ago
When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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4 mos ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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4 mos ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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4 mos ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822
If anyone of you would like to do some collaboration since our character are all very close to each other, I'd be be ready to do it.
[...] and I also have surprises too.


An-Hassle gets his foul mouth fist... errr... fixed ?

Or will he rip the enemies' foul tongues out and then find his potion of Skayleigh growth hormone ?

Or wait... are these two mutually contradicting opposites ? I'm wondering, I'm wondering... but I'm definitely looking forward to it!

Who's waiting on who? I need Vaughter to post.


Done. Sorry for the delay, I'm very busy over the workdays.

And Vaughtar is TRIDENT's cinnamon roll, although he's a dramatically oversized one. Don't eat him!

feels sorry-ish for the bad post quality
Vaughtar


For a brief moment, Vaughtar stared at himself with eyes wide open as he saw what started to happen to the liquid filth that was sticking to him. He had never seen such magic before, but after a few seconds it could easily be seen that it was very far away from the plethora of mailicious applications of magic in his own world of origin.

"I'm Vaughtar, a gargoyle." he replied politely, though the extremely chesty and roaring nature of his voice probably made this a bit harder to find out. "Do you know what a gargoyle is ?" he added towards Rockin'. He decided to answer his questions first before asking his own. And he had some -- unicorns didn't exist in Munimis.

Unlike Shannon he had no intend to look back down into this annoying pitfall to see the ball of contaminated water vanish in there. He had been down there himself and even though it had only been for a few seconds it had sufficed to make him feel really... ugly. Vaughtar was however interested into what answer Rockin' would give to her questions.
"Eight... feet ?" The Drabarian arched an eyebrow and made it obvious that he had some concerns. If spears any longer than eight feet were not a good idea, how was the situation about people being taller than eight feet ? He was aware that this would most likely only affect him, but that made the prospect of having to crawl and squeeze through everything no less horrifying. Hopefully the field of battle would at least be broad enough...

"Anyway. I thank you and the guild for the precious offer." Othiosiya bowed in front of Kayden a bit, then put down his enormous spear onto an adjacent table which he believed did belong to the smithy so it wouldn't get lost there. Having done this, there was hardly anything left to do but stand and wait. Or better: Sit and wait. In any case it was probably a wise decision to stop blocking other people's paths and get out of here.

"Shall I stay here or will I get notified once the work is complete ?" he addressed their captain again. "In the latter case what's the next item on our schedule ?"

@BCTheEntity@POOHEAD189@rush99999@Tangletail@Jollan@MiddleEarthRoze

Going to post today once I've slept.
I want to convert to negative mass to automatically move away from work when it approaches me and be able to claim that it's within my very nature without lying.
@RokkuHoshi Why ?
Either my browser(s) are severely misconfigured or you're using a font which cannot reliably be depended on to be available on the reader's computers. I can only see missing-glyph-blocks here except for Chrome.

Maybe you could provide a copy of the text in a hider in a more safe font ? :)

@Dewey Deftones
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Pft, it's a worse idea when you're not actually comfortable with using a spear or an axe.


My character is using a spear, a damn large one. So even though he's very used to it this assignment could be interesting for him.

*ssshhh, whispers* "Call in the 'dozers. I need this battlefield to be prepared for my fighting style!"
*whispers back* "Why don't we directly plate the 'dozers with valdium and get them blessed ? Wouldn't that be a massive shortcut ?
*shouts out loudly* "DO YOU WANNA MAKE ME HOME- AND JOBLESS ?
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