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9 mos ago
Current I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
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2 yrs ago
Nine years seems a lot longer than it feels.
3 yrs ago
Ninety-nine bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles on the wall
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5 yrs ago
Biting Spider Writing
7 yrs ago
They will look for him from the white tower...but he will not return, from mountains or from sea...
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Fun fact: Velvet's first language is Middle English. If you wake her up, her drowsy murmuring is incomprehensible.
As a general rule, I tend to be pretty good with posting consistently up to a couple times a week if necessary. But I will burn out if it's more that that for any long duration.
I mean...she's technically married...

(Yes, she's single. But she's also a gremlin gamer.)
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Fire. Ever see a mosquito just spontaneously combust? Qaymu has. And he's annoyed when asked to stand on the patio just to get rid of them.

But if you must try it, add two fingers of good whiskey and put in just a drop of dragon blood in, and cap the glass until the flames go out. It's best to down it in one gulp and wait for the room to go still again.


Hey, like I said: it is HILARIOUSLY difficult to kill Velvet, and she'll try anything once. Pure dragon blood is hard to come by!
"What does dragon blood taste like?"
- Velvet, probably
It's just a small area she has to walk around. It doesn't stop her, but it's inconvenient. That's definitely running water, though.


This is basically what Velvet's life is. Because she's not really in danger it's all just small but frustrating inconveniences. Like getting confused by crossroads. Do you KNOW how many four-way intersections there are in a modern city?
I wonder if the pool counts as running water...
@BunniesOfDoom Man, Velvet is going to have a minor vendetta against Iris. Not because of any werewolf-vampire pop culture thing, she thinks that's dumb.

No, it's because she's tall and Ms. Born-In-The-Great-Famine is jealous.
@Expendable How old is Qaymu? He and Vel could bond over how much the world's changed since they overslept way too long, that'd be kinda fun.
This ended up a little longer than I intended, haha. Sorry about that.
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