She quite likes garlic, actually. It's the flowers she can't stand.
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I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
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Nine years seems a lot longer than it feels.
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Ninety-nine bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles on the wall
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They will look for him from the white tower...but he will not return, from mountains or from sea...
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"That's not to say it doesn't have its uses, though. Even if my contacts slip or I let my fangs show at work, a little primping and preening in the break room mirror means nobody will ever think I'm not human!"
<Snipped quote by Silver Carrot>
I imagine since vampires probably don't show up on camera, Vtuber would be impossible lol
"Popular misconception! We show up in digital and even modern mirrors just fine! Old mirrors and film development use silver, which rejects us!"
I'm convinced Velvet would be a streamer if she wasn't far, FAR too lazy to either keep a schedule or even learn how to use things like OBS.
I have a personal eternal vendetta against AI art since I have a friend who takes art on commission for a living and AI art has strained them a lot, but I can't deny that it can end up looking pretty cool sometimes.
@Silver Carrot Is she simply a gaming nerd or is she an actual streamer? Cause that'd be kinda hilarious if so. VTuber centaur when.
@Silver Carrot Is she simply a gaming nerd or is she an actual streamer? Cause that'd be kinda hilarious if so. VTuber centaur when.
Max has a mint condition Amazing Spider-Man #1 cover misprint?
You got me, that might BE a holy symbol.
(For clarity, it's still attached to belief; it's 'that particular person' or 'that vampire' agnostic, rather it hinges on how much total belief and veneration is attached to certain things.)
You got me, that might BE a holy symbol.
(For clarity, it's still attached to belief; it's 'that particular person' or 'that vampire' agnostic, rather it hinges on how much total belief and veneration is attached to certain things.)
I know in SOME vampire lores of the modern sort, the weakness to holy symbols comes more from the vampire's own beliefs or the beliefs of the person wielding the symbol.
Sure is a shame that's not Velvet's lot, she gets laid out by ALL the religious symbols. Shinto counts.
The ultimate power move to get her to leave Max alone, incidentally, is for him to pull an Uno reverse card and bite her. She'll be so confused she'll need to take a while to evaluate.
If we stick Velvet with a talisman, does she become one of those Chinese hopping vampires?
Doubtful
Unless it was a religious thing, she'd be a vampire with a talisman awkwardly stuck on her
If it was in fact a religious thing, it'd be like duct taping a crucifix to her and she would not be happy.
Max saying something to Velvet
Proceeds to be interrupted with "Vendingmachinesayswhat?"
Proceeds to be interrupted with "Vendingmachinesayswhat?"
Visible confusion
Velvet is not used to not being the oldest one in the room. Their first meeting must have been chaos.
...Wow actually, if she's over 1,000 years old then she's not just older than Velvet, she's older than Coventry, one of the very few fixed points in Velvet's mind.
Velvet is not used to not being the oldest one in the room. Their first meeting must have been chaos.
...Wow actually, if she's over 1,000 years old then she's not just older than Velvet, she's older than Coventry, one of the very few fixed points in Velvet's mind.
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