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Dinah Partanen

"Uncle Mack's" Industrial Scrapyard
Property of Maxwell Metals Incorporated
A subsidiary of the Aqua Vitae Corporation
100 km south of Geom Haebyon
150 km northwest of Fort Tie
1920 Hours
29 March, 3030


"Partanen, you're in," an apparent coordinator said. He'd addressed her by her surname, without its prior mention! Maxwell must've introduced her in absentia, presuming her success and preemptively preparing bonds with newfound comrades! Beyond his unforgiving carapace, Uncle Mack truly did care. The revelation so preoccupied Dinah that she ignored Wayne's run on sentence, the lone phrase "jump jets" the exception. She'd merely passed across them in the restless day of mechanics, let alone operated them. She swallowed. They weren't substantial. She ought to be fine. Right? "Yump yets. Got it, ser!" She saluted.

Nothing like mild panic to reinvigorate a fatigued thrall, especially compounded with the light stink eye emanating from the Lyran lass. Despite possessing dazzlingly porcelain skin and yet whiter hair, the cosmopolitan impressed upon the yokel vibes of Illyria's dankest, darkest crevices that would ensnare her eternally were she not vigilant. The remnant soot on Dinah's brow began to itch. She tapped the floor nervously to the rhythm of polka, halting briefly every time before her boot slammed the ground. Oom pa, halt step. She must speak savvily or risk losing her foothold atop already thin ice. After the presenter instructed her Taurian peer, she seized the opportunity. "And we shuld rati-on the long range mis-siles," she opined. Perfect. "I don't need that many; I'll use the la-sers inste-ad!" Her grin was too dumb to hate. And why would they? She'd offered valuable insight that even the commander might overlook!

She ascended to her tiptoes and stretched her arms skyward, touching the Mobile Headquarters's ceiling with her digits' tips as she swung them outward and downward. "Beggyng par-don, but I wonder how much longer we'll have until la-unch." She'd mentally prepared a response matrix, though only in pictures. Thirty minutes, a shower. One hour, a proper meal. Two hours (blessed fortune), a nap. She dreaded, but fully anticipated, the reply of "Now."
C H A R A C T E R A P P L I C A T I O N


Character Name:
Dinah Partanen

Callsign:
"Pigeon", alternately, "Geode Queen"

Character Archetype:
Pollyanna Tomboy (alternately, Loner with a Heart of Gold)

Character’s Guiding Motto:
"They only accept the likable and the useful, so be both!"

Character’s Fatal Flaw:
Can't afford to look weak

Character’s Expertise:
Acrobatics, Appraisal, Engineering

Nationality/Allegiance:
Illyrian Palatinate/Current Employer

Background:
The Partanens were among Blommestein Province's few hardy stragglers who didn't perish when Alpheratz cut support to its fledgling colonies. They migrated from the Outworlds Alliance across Houses Kurita and Marik for the Illyrian Palatinate, which was too removed from events to enact migration controls over the matter. They settled the capital's furthest reaches, bleak moors and marshes where no souls trod. The common pastime for such outcasts, in fact the founding principle behind Illyria, was the hunt for Star League caches. Already experienced in foraging and scrimping to survive, they reaped (barely) more fortune than their peers.

The collapsed Outworld education system rendered Dinah's parents illiterate. She herself knew no other teachers in the isolated wastes, so neither was she. They instead drafted her to crawl through Illyria's nooks for ancient LosTech. In childhood she cramped in caverns and crawled inside metal ducts. Eventually, only once, she found it: a laughably tiny vault of ballistic ordinance and primitive 'Mechs, buried neath centuries of rubble, located via a cavern that doubled as an exhaust port. Local merchants pounced, showing her family (and her by proxy) pictures of lucrative equipment. She'd fetch it from storage, all the while familiarizing herself with the machinery's underlying engineering, even operating it in limited capacity.

This prosperity ended in adulthood. Her form no longer fit the cavern's demanding dimensions. Dinah was promptly ditched by her kin, whose grim history forbade useless or redundant eaters. She wandered in search of independent contract work, pushing her out of the Palatinate's comforting climes and into the inexplicably greasy arms of Uncle Mack. She'd oft wander off for days on end. Maxwell and Morozov let her, heck, treated her better than her old folks, because she'd return with something exotic, guaranteed. Her plucky smile concealed her family's most enduring lesson: survival lay with success alone.


Battlemech or Vehicle:
The Green Knights' leftovers
Dinah Partanen

"Uncle Mack's" Industrial Scrapyard
Property of Maxwell Metals Incorporated
A subsidiary of the Aqua Vitae Corporation
100 km south of Geom Haebyon
150 km northwest of Fort Tie
1815 Hours
28 March, 3030


"Eldanka-järven, JÄÄÄÄ
On taakse jäänyttä elämää"


Dinah was often caught in that unfortunate middle in which she made no effort to conceal herself yet was always overlooked. Today was no exception but a particularly egregious case. As the salvage crew reveled and Mechwarriors marveled in the aftermath of their latest Heavy Class haul, Partanen dragged in tow a collection of angular chunks of steel wrapped in what appeared to be plastic rope, the entirety upon a tarp. The bounty could only be pulled a heave at a time, but she nonetheless murmured an upbeat tune, out of rhythm with her physical movements: "On siellä nyt fossit, ja Sassit, puomit, ja passit, JUUUU."

"Korsuissa kamina, siellä pelataan nakkia, raminaa-" The recent note fell flat. She dropped her tarp and stared forward. She rubbed her eyes once then twice at the full company of unanticipated 'Mechs plus another lying prone. She cocked her head. "Huh." After a mighty yawn, she turned around, hoisted again the fabric's corners over her shoulders, and resumed her ditty. "On meillä Fritzit, ja Maxit, ja Petropamaxit, JUUUU."

Maxwell alone noticed her arrival but gave no warm welcome. He stormed forth with petty fury. "Oye, Dinah! See this slag? What, thirty, maybe forty million C-bills for this sucker? Possibly the biggest score o’our lives! See everyone round it? We hauled ass to move this lump o’metal inside th’ gates ‘fore sundown."

Dinah shook the slumber out of her, lifting a full toothed smile to match the light (and yellowed color) of the Terra System. "Congratula-tionss, Myster Maxwell! I nayver do-ubted yi."

"Well, thank ya, I- hey, that's not th’ focus! Stop distractin’ me! ‘Twas all hands on deck. Where the hell were ya?"

Dinah swallowed. "Yi sent me on the twainty vivth to find sale-happy parts from the southeast korhner."

"Yeah, and?"

She motioned to her catch. "So, sale-happy parts. I detached some actu-ator control systems from the discarded limb section! A whole shipment of Perse-uses!"

"Honest" Ollie circumnavigated his underling to peruse the merchandise. "Shucks, Dinah!" he exclaimed. "This’s, what, a few hundred thou at best? Wait a goldarn secun." He used his knees to pick up a joint, dusting off the attached silicon chip. "These ain't even Perseuses, ya numbskull! They're X-65s! Cain't ya read the labels?"

Dinah hung her head dejectedly. "No, sir, I can-not."

"Oh, don't pull the 'illiterate' card on me! Ya know dam whale those’re X-65s!"

"I mean, they serve the same funhction."

"In what universe can I jam an X-65 into a Perseus slot?"

Dinah pantomimed her procedure. "So yi attach it to a J-058 adapter."

"Whale, o’course. Won't work otherwise."

"Yi weld a lyttle byt of styl into the-"

"Sure."

"And yi twyst the my-omer into the-"

"Uh huh."

"And yi reinforce the power supply with a-"

"Yup."

"Yust ensure that-"

"Obviously."

"And then yi sell 'em for half markup as Perse-uses."

Maxwell put his arms on his hips. "So, teknikly, it works. Be a rill bumpy ride, though. Gyro cain't compensate."

Partanen shrugged. "Eh, I've been in worse. My-omer's my-omer, don't matter what Friedhof calls it."

The pit boss pointed an accusatory index finger. "So ya DO know th’ manufacturers!"

"Juu sir, yi told me so."

Maxwell hoisted his hands suspended beside his face, his brow furrowed in consternation. "Dinah, just... let me yell at ya for skimpin’ out on today's haul!"

Dinah glanced behind her at the mechanical muscles. "I'm sorry for fuck up. How may I pay penance?"

Maxwell deflated. "If ya cain't bringit in, perhaps ya can bringit up ta speed. How long will ya need to get that big ol' beast combat ready?"

Partanen looked over her superior and calculated the damage. "I estymate a twainty for hour yob."

"Twenny four hours?" Maxwell's scowl turned to harsh mirth, a glint in his piercing vision. "Ya cain't get ‘er dun in that time!"

"Seems sim-ple enof to me."

"Tell ya what. That Catapult's runnin’ with two good arms by end of day shift tomorrah, I'll let ya take her out for her first spin."

"Uh-"

"Too late! Better watch yer cake hole when next ya open it.” Maxwell cackled, throwing a dismissive palm down in his wake.

"May I at list-"

"Shut it! Go to task, Partanen!"

"...Use showers," she bemoaned. Three days of solitude had taken their toll on her. The last stretch of the expedition had been fueled by the hope to eat something other than bars, to sleep on something softer than metal sheet, to, ahem, in actual functioning toilets. That was apparently far removed from her sights now. She'd meant work hours, three days, not total, one day. She'd require night and graveyard shifts in addition to her regular. She didn't much care to ride the confounded contraption anyways. She gulped as she reminded herself of her modus operandi. Disobedience was failure. Failure led to banishment. Banishment sent her drifting once more across the cosmos. Hers was not to make reply; hers was not to reason why; hers was but to do or die. Into the hull marched the Finn.

0230 hours
29 March, 3030


Unlike the great concerted efforts of the prior afternoon, she could in fact pound, wrench, and screw to the beat of her daily earworm. The mallet slammed into the warped frame to every emphasis of "Pum pum pum! Patteri paukkuu, ja korohorot haukkuu, JUUUU!"

"Oye, Peegeon!"

Dinah's blonde noggin surfaced from the Catapult's right torso shoulder socket. "Juu, bossss?"

Morozov aimed a flashlight at her face. "Do ewe understand vye I em heer?"

She summoned a grin. "No, I don't. Can I haylp with anything?"

"Sere ees reason vye vee stick ewe on sunlight shift, vye vee send ewe very far away for meessions. Ewe our loud, ewe never ztop zinging," he stamped the ground with his boot. "AND VEE OUR TRYING TO ZLEEP!"

"So yi ask me to be qui-eter? Alright, then. I'll hum inste-ad."

"No, my leettel weenged rat," grumbled the old Slav in a foreboding tone, "For vatever purpose Maxvell hess ewe verking overnight, malletz vill make it impozzibul to return to bed." He raised his chin. "Zo I am come down from barracks to laugh at ewer bozz’z mizmanagement."

Her hand popped from the same hole to point at what seemed in starlight like a hanging rack of meat. "If yi help me guide the new arm in, that would be hilario-us!"

"No, no. Zis is Maxvell's proyect. I'll enjoy vatching him vlounder come mornink."

"Understude." Dinah disappeared again, save for a thump, thump thumping across the great hulk's torso. A lever was pulled. The right arm fell off and crumpled into itself.

He ducked for cover. "Are ewe insane? Sere iz long range mizzul viss ammunition in sere!"

"Don't be big baby," Her voice reverberated from the chest cavity. It felt as if the Catapult itself talked to Morozov. "I alre-ady removed it, and it wouldn't explode on yi if it did. I deco-upled it from the autolo-ader. That limb has so many holes that it's che-aper and faster to attach a new one from scratch, use a couple of those X-65 pi-eces."

Morozov chortled and, still fatigued, wandered off to at least attempt rest. The loud clanging did not cease until morning. “Goodbye, Peegeon. God’s blezzing go viss ewe, because Maxvell sure von’t.”

1900 hours
29 March, 3030


Maxwell puffed out his chest as he approached the 'Mech in question. The beast had all limbs but was still attached to chains. "Whale, whale, Dinah, looks like yer mouth’s written chex that yer ass cain't-"

The loudspeaker announced, "Oh shoot, he's arrived. Um." The fusion engines roared to life. With a shrug, the chains were lightly tossed aside. "I stink, and I nayd to go to the bathro-om. I request a ten minute brekk, if possssible." The missile bays readied as if for extra bargaining leverage.

Maxwell, at first dumbfounded, bellowed hearty laughter and applauded, genuinely. "I'll be a monkey's uncle! Ya actually did it, ya son of a bitch!" He motioned to the Green Knights' barracks. "The Knights’re about to launch off in a half hour. They brief their mission in that room. Take yer place there; ya've earned it!"

"Well, first, could I… Never mind." She popped outside the cockpit and jogged her way to the appropriate facility. "Yi were correct, Maxwell. It duss feel a tad wobbly, but she'll move fine."

1915 hours (one bathroom break later)
29 March, 3030


She entered the enclosure, where a large projected map of the battlefield lay. She took two minutes to squint her eyes and soak in the information. "Generator, turrets, comms tower..." Within a single deep breath, she was beaming. "We have a Catapult if yi wish to employ her. Reportyng for duty! And, um," she fingered small circlets at the white lines, "there's no way we can punch through those walls, correct? Fills very nar-row to lead company thro-ugh."
Dinah is APPROVED
So, since applying, I've discovered (with@Letter Bee's help) how to upload imgur images. I'm partial neither to the picture in my application nor to that in the below spoiler, but do you have a preference @AndyC? I'll go with whichever one you prefer. I'm asking this now so I can post in the Characters tab with the correct image in order to officially post.


C H A R A C T E R A P P L I C A T I O N


Character Name:
Dinah Partanen

Callsign:
"Geode Queen"

Character Archetype:
Pollyanna Tomboy (alternately, Loner with a Heart of Gold)

Character’s Guiding Motto:
"They only accept the likable and the useful, so be both!"

Character’s Fatal Flaw:
Can't afford to look weak

Character’s Expertise:
Acrobatics, Appraisal, Engineering

Nationality/Allegiance:
Illyrian Palatinate/Current Employer

Background:
The Partanens were among Blommestein Province's few hardy stragglers who didn't perish when Alpheratz cut support to its fledgling colonies. They migrated from the Outworlds Alliance across Houses Kurita and Marik for the Illyrian Palatinate, which was too removed from events to enact migration controls over the matter. They settled the capital's furthest reaches, bleak moors and marshes where no souls trod. The common pastime for such outcasts, in fact the founding principle behind Illyria, was the hunt for Star League caches. Already experienced in foraging and scrimping to survive, they reaped (barely) more fortune than their peers.

The collapsed Outworld education system rendered Dinah's parents illiterate. She herself knew no other teachers in the isolated wastes, so neither was she. They instead drafted her to crawl through Illyria's nooks for ancient LosTech. In childhood she cramped in caverns and crawled inside metal ducts. Eventually, only once, she found it: a laughably tiny vault of ballistic ordinance and primitive 'Mechs, buried neath centuries of rubble, located via a cavern that doubled as an exhaust port. Local merchants pounced, showing her family (and her by proxy) pictures of lucrative equipment. She'd fetch it from storage, all the while familiarizing herself with the machinery's underlying engineering, even operating it in limited capacity.

This prosperity ended in adulthood. Her form no longer fit the cavern's demanding dimensions. Dinah was promptly ditched by her kin, whose grim history forbade useless or redundant eaters. She wandered in search of independent contract work, pushing her out of the Palatinate's comforting climes and into the inexplicably greasy arms of Uncle Mack. She'd oft wander off for days on end. Maxwell and Morozov let her, heck, treated her better than her old folks, because she'd return with something exotic, guaranteed. Her plucky smile concealed her family's most enduring lesson: survival lay with success alone.


Battlemech or Vehicle:
The Green Knights' leftovers
It doesn't appear that Hamazasp Sulser would be able to fit in this lore, would he?
Danny "Nines" Floyd - Gomorrah, Don Omerta's Office - Early Afternoon, November 20th

Eve suspected that Don Omerta had laid the flattery on too thick. Now he'd removed any doubt. She adjusted her albeit minimal seating to signal decreasing interest. Perhaps the facade was only discernible when diagnosed at a direct angle; a passing glance at Faye detected a pinch of jealousy. The Ace chortled quietly. Jacks always hungered for, yet could never handle, grandiose accolades. Her sister embarrassed the delegation in pursuit: "I- In fact, many of our computers utilize the Unified Operating System, designed by Robert House!"

Danny deflated. Honest work. A solid month's labor should have been beyond sufficient to earn the don's loyalty, his troops, the tankers. Why not? The Meld was constructed in that time frame. Quality jobs for decent payment. He preferred uncomplicated transactions like those. Caps, gold bullion, whatever flimsy paper the New California Republic circulated as currency. Weeding gardens, constructing roads, clearing gaming tables, sanitizing toilets! Wasn't this typical activity outside the Vault? To pour heart and soul into meaningful efforts. To return to humble abode, knowing that no action brought harm onto another. To relax upon a recliner, satisfied in one's accomplishments.

Nines was relegated to dealing in favors, drawn beneath Omerta's wing rather than cooperating in symbiosis. VaultTec material he'd supply willingly; the blessings of survivorship were meant to share with those less fortunate. Next, he's to become the hitman himself. This Faustian bargain dragged him far from his comfort zone. He envisioned a medieval saga where the naive prince consulted the banished wizard. I can fulfill your desires, and all I require is...

His "better," more "rational" "judgment" "assuaged" him. Is it a hitman's role to convince a tyrant to relinquish his throne? No murder was invoked but peaceable resolution, to its furthest extent possible. Dominic - if it was permissible to address him by first name - seemed perfectly earnest in his intentions. The ancient billionaire was powerless, or maybe too self preoccupied, to aid the local denizens after the Flood. Vegas would indeed prosper under a fresher face. "Well-"

"Daniel," the younger Cannon bolstered from the couch.

"Yes, right," Floyd smiled. "We hoped for menial, non flashy tasks. Stuff you'd assign to folks for community service credit!" The sheer presence of the big man (in every sense) overwhelmed his bargaining power. "But, if you insist this task must be accomplished, sir, we've a couple questions. How might we manage the Securitron police force, and will we venture alone in this endeavor? They're strong ladies, stronger than yours truly, but, heh, not enough to break or blunt steel. A yokel from the Vaults stands no chance to persuade a genius level intellect, even peaceably, without some assurance of parity." And he surely wished for a peaceful conclusion, in respect and nervousness.

The Meld - Late Afternoon, November 20th

"You're certain I can't assist?"

The arachnid lair had compacted into a quaint bundle of tufts attached to Amber except a handful of excess polygons strewn across the floor and a singular torn square atop the table. Isabel was quarantined to the chair in the kitchen's corner, forced to be content with a dime novel. Amber held her elbows aloft, glancing behind her shoulder to Charlotte. At the bride's waist, Charlotte methodically tugged a litany of strings: lace wrapped over mere twine. The masterpiece was nigh complete.

"Look forward. Hold still. You're messing up my measurements," Charlotte commanded. "And no." A brief knot's jostle, and the seamstress revolved to admire her handiwork, arms akimbo. "The applique on your bodice is off kilter."

The bride to be swayed counterclockwise, the pendulum of fabric swishing upwards. "It's fit for marriage," she assured.

"I won't compromise. Not for this," Charlotte insisted. "You've sacrificed too dearly for our benefit. You've earned this."

"Hey, the asymmetry works," the Nine of Hearts posited. She summoned Isabel's attention. "I'm dressed fashionably, aren't I?"

The giantess lowered her book. The combined strength of her muscles couldn't lift the corners of her lips above a horizontal meridian. It was technically nonetheless a smile, and genuine at that. "Very."

Unsurprisingly, the Queen of Spades was unsatisfied with such a boor's approval. The brute lacked the delicacy to cut cloth, for crying out loud. She opened the door and hollered at her beau: "Bradley! I need your opinion!"

The woodsman barged through the entrance, an assortment of foliage in his clutches. "The Green's encroaching fast on the homestead. We ought to establish tougher barriers." Assuming the target of his focus, he looked the gown up and down. "So, yours was nicer, but-"

"Oh, you're no help," Charlotte lamented.

"Is it criminal to regard my wife as lovelier in her-"

"Not the girl, you lummox, the dress!"

"Let him conclude his statement, Charlotte."

"Prior to interruption, I was about to compliment its simple elegance. Matches Amber's personality to a 't.' Reflects highly on your craftmanship, too." Bradley unwittingly spared himself an evening of outdoors slumber but wasn't quite out of the woods yet. "So, you're gonna snap the portrait, or...?"

"What do you mean?" Amber asked.

Charlotte stamped the floorboards. "That was a surprise for the wedding!" she exclaimed. The reveal subverted, Charlotte resigned herself. "I purchased an antique camera and film for the event. Figured it'd be a nice touch."

Amber beamed, nearly melting in her attire. "Oh, Charlotte! What a gallant present!" Charlotte's gloom persisted; Amber resolved to cheer her up. "Since the cat's out of bag, why don't we test the machinery? Ensure there aren't components missing, you know?"

"A capital notion!" Bradley announced, equally determined to save his wife's demeanor (and himself from her wrath). "It's located among the spice boxes, correct?"

He retrieved the black device and fastened it to a tripod. Amber puffed her chest outward, threw her shoulders back, inhaled deeply, raised her chin, and slackened her jaw: as regal, as ephemeral as the photographs of centuries past. Rigid, statuesque, perfect.

"Oddly decked for a funeral, I say," Bradley quipped.

At once, she exhaled a smiling guffaw, her form loosened, she staggered forth, her clothes swirled round her, and Bradley at that moment captured the image. She almost ripped the linen. "Wait, I wasn't ready for that! Can we take a second one?"

"No dice," Charlotte chuckled. "Too few pictures in the cartridge."

"But Danny's going to see this forever!" she protested. "It's embarrassing. My posture was thrown off; I was a mess!"

Charlotte shook her head. "Darling, you're fit for marriage."
Danny "Nines" Floyd - Gomorrah, Don Omerta's Office - Early Afternoon, November 18th

Floyd wracked his noggin to give the Don the benefit of the doubt. Not three days ago he'd shown him a photograph with these two present lasses towering behind the women's chorus. He'd pointed them out explicitly, even summarizing their strengths and creeds. And yet Dominic asked for their names. Why would he forget so quickly after their introduction? They were the most critical figures to the whole endeavor!

Granted, Omerta's a busy man; a great swath of Vegas politics must have caught his attention. He recalled the photo in his mind's eye. Eve's blonde locks had whitened and frayed slightly under the burden of leadership. Faye filled out her garments further, and her eyes were wearier than in her youth. Neither had washed in awhile; they could be reasonably mistaken for separate characters. Then again, this assumed that Omerta had forgotten. Perhaps he gauged their initial reactions, or merely put up a front to lure their interest.

If the latter, the gambit appeared to work. They hadn't met him before nor known of Floyd's priming. Eve bore a mannequin's poise: her shoulders back, her chin elevated and glancing sideways, her outstretched hand motionless and rigid as the don's lips kissed it. It would've felt as leather, or plastic, save for the warmth and pulse of her rushed heartbeat. "Eve, Ace of Diamonds."

"And a pleasure to make yours!" Faye was more fluid. She curtsied down to his level. Amid the vitriol and adoration, the labels of "traitor" and "savior," she hadn't received a quaint compliment as "gorgeous" in ages. Her blushing cheeks showed her genuine gratitude, like a starving wasteland wanderer presented a five course meal. "And I'm Faye Cannon, the Jack."

In upright posture, Eve placed her rear on the sofa cushion's edge, a hair's breadth away from slipping off onto the ground. She nearly did so when Faye plopped into the couch corner, practically submerged in the plush. Faye swallowed upon the declaration of the reclamation army. Foreigners about to storm her birthplace, and she was to join their ranks. "Excuse me-"

"No, it's perfectly alright," Danny defused. He had a thumb on his lower cheek and an index finger across his lip as Omerta updated him on the conspiracy's progress. He'd hoped to garner repute to inspect the soldiery, to ensure their dependability rather than rely on whatever scraps the Don provided. That said, an entity with influence to gather such resources so readily probably shouldn't be questioned. "It was a prior, now irrelevant, concern. We trust your judgment."

The mention of "House" confused the delegation enough to temporarily set aside their trepidation. Faye looked to Eve, who stared at the floor in recollection. The Ace's mental library hadn't failed her. "A prewar icon, the world's first trillionaire. He specialized in robotics, if I recall." She locked gaze with Nines. "It's quite a niche subject matter. Why do you ask?"

Justin Moore - Fort Golf - Morning, November 19th

Justin rubbed his head in soothing circlets. The evening of drunken debauchery he called "networking" had returned to claim its toll in the form of a massive hangover, worse than usual. Still, he'd fraternized with certain rank and file NCR arrivals sufficiently for usefulness. His career was fraught with instances where the small touches made all the difference. The post session conversation with the janitor that one time in Sac Town was a masterstroke. Let's hope that the good colonel valued the words of his underlings.

He stood just inside the colossal structure's doors as a cadre of troopers intercepted him. "Who are you? State your purpose."

"Ambassador Justin Moore, gentlemen, fresh from Vault 48," he replied nonchalantly, "here to meet with Denver Abernathy, or to schedule an appointment if he's currently engaged. Proposition for an alliance." He smiled. "I had a few drinks with some of your buddies last night."

He raised his arms, an invitation to frisk him. "Better be snappy with it; I've got a date with the Brotherhood of Steel this afternoon as well." The ability to bounce into professionalism from so disadvantageous a mood was what separated the Kings from the Nines. The Meld colonists were likely, what? Sewing, farming, picking off the Green, as he spoke? Nothing hardly as regal as statesmanship.
Hamazasp Sulser

His rotating turrets slowed to a crawl. Hamazasp loosed a sizable yet silent yawn, reflected in a barely noticeable heave from the light 'Mech. He'd failed to ground the Leopard, not that a crashed transport would be possible or wouldn't generate countless more concerns. Nonetheless, his comrades scavenged the base. The time for cautious trepidation was clearly ended, his role rendered obsolete.

He indeed detected the dumb blue metal gauntlet on the crate's side. From his elevated vantage, there was sparingly little he didn't oversee, like yon soldier who quite erroneously thought he could scratch his crotch with impunity. His instinctual reaction was to consider the discrepancies between Commonwealth patron and pirate recipient. Did Steiner even comprehend 'Mechs as puny as the Locusts he fought? And why wouldn't the pirates bring out the quality stuff? He shortly realized that he was calling fate retarded for its mercy. Demanding that God send Sulser an Atlas to fight his Locust and sate his sense of reason was unwise, to say the least.

The minutes lingered, and he spotted a pattern amid his superior's monologue. Despite obviously noticing the mysterious sponsor, Ulrik mentioned it neither across the comms nor to his subordinates. Hamazasp's rule of thumb was that no data was secret unless expressly declared as such (a maxim that had accidentally cost many personal and professional relationships in his dairy career). The Taurian was smart enough, though, to understand treason. "Sir Commander, is this, well, 'conspiracy' now confidential information, on a need to know basis? In case nosy folk ask questions, is all."

His colleagues carried cargo around and through his legs. He made a concerted effort to think still thoughts for, um, likely an hour, he calculated, given the sheer volume of illicit trade goods. "I further wish the record to state that I'd assist if my vehicle had suitable arm appendages." He wiggled his stubs as proof, momentarily forgetting the machine guns attached to them. Perhaps this was how the tyrannosaurus once felt.
OFFICIAL GM POST (Auxiliary); Posting as Co-GM

Diamond Island Convention and Exhibition Center, Phnom Penh, Cambodia - 11/11/2022 05:42 UTC+7

Compromising images and missives paraded on Ambassador Bunmak’s screen. He furrowed his brow. His initial reaction was that his phone had been hacked. This wasn’t his first rodeo. He promptly powered off his cellphone, cracked open the backside, and jettisoned the battery. His components now helplessly arranged on his table, he watched his compatriots gradually consume the same information that befell him. General Pham roared with laughter, beckoning colleagues to witness the embarrassing smut. “Huo Ren, you bastard! You lovable pervert!”

The cheerful Vietnamese likely meant only one thing. His gaze panned to the Chinese delegation, which scrambled to censor the uncensorable. Transparency was an unusual phenomenon for the People’s Republic. Huang Zhang alone maintained decorum, casually clacking away at some manner of file on a laptop.

Bunmak threw his hand behind him, summoning his aide with a couple snaps. He dispatched her as quickly as he received her, with the following instructions: “Check Ambassador Huang. Tell him that we don’t hold him responsible, and ask if he requires aid.” Within this humiliation was opportunity. When all fingers were pointed in mockery, an outstretched hand would be welcome.

As his underling ran off, he glanced towards the sidelined American and Russian delegations. They certainly had the technological capabilities. Was it them? Their confusion seemed equally sudden. There were doubtless malicious actors outside the usual suspects. He must pay closer attention than before.

He approached the Cambodian security officer on duty. “Excuse me, sir. I have suspicions that a malicious actor has compromised this convention. Do you have remedies for this?”

The officer shrugged. “Return to your seat. We’ll handle things.”

Bunmak gave the agent an uneasy look, unamused by such a curt answer. He shook the thought out of his head as he returned to his desk. He’d work to conclude.

The Thai woman made contact with the Chinese man. He nodded as she spoke, then closed and lifted his laptop. He abandoned his own, personally crossing the floor. Huang appeared to be a genuine fellow. Maybe he was that professional. Perhaps he acknowledged the situation's gravity. Either way, rational actors could be reasoned with.

Bunmak stood up and offered a slight bow, which Huang returned. “Distractions can be so unpleasant, can’t they?” Huang grinned, hiding a grimace. “We take care of the situation as we speak. No need for your assistance. Thank you for the offer.”

Bunmak reseated on his throne. “The negotiations we settle overshadow any leak. Thousands of lives are at stake, possibly millions.” He reconstructed his phone. “If I were you, though, I’d disassociate immediately with this… Huo Ren, and collect the remnant pieces.”

“If only bureaucracy was so intelligent,” Huang laughed. “We’re demanding access to and control of the Cambodian internet. The Kingdom sends back… mixed messages. I know I wouldn’t let outsiders through our own firewall.” He reopened his computer and flittered a password over the keys. A bright white virtual page greeted the two. “I took the Philippine proposal and tried to incorporate as much as possible into this new version.”

Bunmak skimmed the document for loopholes. Huang had done his homework, yet apparently conceded on nearly every article. “Looks good,” Bunmak sighed, “I see no reason why we can’t agree to this.”

“Given, well, unfortunate recent events,” Zhang commented, “We want a principal coauthor from across the aisle. Are you interested?”

Bunmak knew. China was too controversial to present resolutions alone. They’d be guaranteed to fail. They needed someone on the outside. Bunmak would accommodate, but not for free. “So long as I introduce it,” he smiled.

Huang and Bunmak saw eye to eye. “I’d hoped you’d say that, Ambassador. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.” A few keyboard presses, and a distant printer whirred. Yet more, and the draft was uploaded to a secure shared convention server.

“Likewise.”

The gavel swung, and the ever authoritative voice of Tilki presided over the dying commotion. “As per multiple parties' requests, the People’s Republic of China's and Indonesia's included, the dais waives the remaining recess and calls this session again to order. I hope the additional time was used wisely.” He raised an eyebrow at lingering juvenile snickers at the incriminating documentation.

No more opportune time could be devised. Bunmak raised his voice. “Your Honor, the Kingdom of Thailand presents a draft representing a merger between the previous two. With permission from our peers, we wish to waive the reading and jump straight to the vote. The document should be available for everyone to view, regardless of a vocal reading.”

Soner Tilki checked his computer, then shrugged. “Recognized. Do you have a motion to approve this bill?”

“Yes, a roll call vote, please.”

“I second,” announced the Indonesian delegate.

Tilki called out delegations from across the assembly. They trusted Bunmak, and rightfully so. Every station called out “Aye.” What a surprise for ASEAN members, then, that Ambassador Huang Zhang at last concurred with them. A seamless, unanimous approval. An engineered miracle, earlier than the convention's first lunchtime, no less! The crowd applauded.

Tilki struck his gavel. “Well, that’s progress. At the dais's discretion, we’ll resume the aforementioned recess unless otherwise requested. There are things I wish to do by noon.”

As the delegates rose to fraternize, a familiar trot of footsteps in unison were heard beyond the hall. Bunmak, curious, peered through the doorway to find Lieutenant Channery Chea with her brother and her troop marching downstairs to attention near the building's entrance.

A firm grip held his shoulder; it was the soldier from before. “I told you we’d manage it, sir,” he chuckled. “You do your job, and we’ll do ours.”

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