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@Sho Minazuki

Ah right, you did say you'd allow us 1 Independant of our own making while you provide us the other two.

Anyway, I edited my sheet to your recommendations. Am I good?
......Dammit, it's Genshin Impact, so let's do this!


@PaulHaynek @Nakushita @Hammerman @Crowvette

"Oh, we're finally planning an offensive? That's....great. Yeah, er...great. We should definitely focus on...thinking of ways to make sure things go our way.", Kerry responded, somewhat distracted as she looked down at the bag of coins in her chitinous hand, a conflicted expression seen by all on her face. She shook her head to dispel the inner turmoil of her thoughts. Her actions from the recent quest and the dilemma with Eula will have to wait as the hornet tossed the coin bag to Ayu.

"Hold on to that. Don't ask me where I got it. Now, if Komatsu Bay is fortified, then a full on assault would be a death sentence, not with the devastated numbers on Shizuyamian side. You got us, but there's only so much that we can do, so we'll have to be smart about this. Do you think there's anyone here, refugee or otherwise, that has been there? Any secret routes we can use to- wait, shit, I just remembered. Takamori's kid spilled the beans on that, so the Varjans may have any hidden pathways that we could've used covered."
@PaulHaynek @Xaltwind (REL) @The Irish Tree (EUL)

Kerry's eyes were zeroed in on Eula, completely focused even as Relica braved the whipping air currents and tried to get her to calm down.

"Ker, she didn't attack you. If she had, your head wouldn't be attached to your body anymore. She did this because of me, well, because I socked that baldie."


"Doesn't change the fact that she shot at me with my back turned, Rel. You know, more than anyone, how I feel 'bout that shit.", Kerry responded, her tone final and direct.

"C'mon, let's not do this. The only ones who gain by you beating her up, or she blowing you up, are the Varjans... And the locals, I 'spose. Let's go back to that temple. You and her can work things out there later, alright?"


For moment, Kerry said nothing as she continued to stare at Eula...before, for a brief second, her eyes turned to Relica. She took note of the effort the gremlin had to muster in order to withstand the raging winds. She, then, took a moment to view her surroundings. The villagers instantly took shelter in their homes as soon as the two mamono started arguing. Between Eula's arsenal and Kerry's magic, there wasn't a shadow of a doubt that the little village would be erased from the map in a potential fight.

So, with that in mind, Kerry made a desicion.

"You're right, Rel. Let's not do this..."

Seeing Kerry relax out of her combative stance and stashing Mort and Dusk on her back again, Relica and Eula, for a moment, believed the situation was finally cooling down...

".....not here."

It didn't.

Wind swirling around her foot, Kerry quickly kicked the ground, blowing forth a wall of leaves, dirt and pebbles toward the automaton. As this was happening, she then grabbed Relica by the scruff of her shirt.

"Don't open your mouth."

It was the only warning the gremlin would get as Kerry took to the skies. She then snapped her fingers toward a tree. A pop of air was heard before the bag of coins was launched high into the air, letting the hornet catch it in mid-air. With cargos in tow, she let the winds swirl around her before bursting forward, flying at breakneck speeds.

Her destination?

Terauchi Temple.
@The Irish Tree (EUL) @Xaltwind (REL)

Kerry froze as the energy bolt whizzed past her head.

Her skin could feel the heat of the bolt as it passed. She could smell the ozone the projectile had left behind. The scent of burnt hair that was singed in its wake. All the while, an unbelievable thought ran through the hornet's mind as Eula made her made her threatening demand.

”I don’t know a single thing about you, Kerry. But I do know that money belongs to the man who tricked us. Return it to him, or I will have to make you return it.


Did Eula...

”You will only receive one warning. And only one warning shot.”


....just shot at me?

Unseen by the automaton, Kerry went through a number of emotions at that moment. First came shock.....next was disbelief.....then came confusion.....before inevitably....

Huh....even after all these years spent in this profession, I thought I would've gotten used to a teammate occasionally turning on me, but no. It....still stings....

Her chitinous hand gripped the bag of coins to the point of almost bursting from the pressure as she gritted her teeth in outraged anger.

.....AND I STILL FUCKING HATE IT!

"You're right about one thing, Eula. You don't know me."

Kerry proceeded to toss the bag of coins up into a nearby tree, landing it on a random branch.

"In much the same vein, I don't know you. Perhaps, if a different course of action were taken, we could've talked this out. An understanding could've been reached."

With her right hand, she pulled and held Dusk. And with her left.....she pulled and held Mort. Were Relica to see this, she would see the situation going completely off the rails and growing dire by the second.

Because she knows things take a turn for the worst when Kerry held both spears.

"Unfortunately for you, any chance of civil diplomacy died...

Kerry then turned around to fully face Eula and the automaton would see the exact same anger reflected in the hornet's eyes.

"....when you fucking shot at me."

A sudden burst of air exploded from Kerry as wind currents swirled rapidly around her, wayward leaves fleeing and nearby branches blown back as she stared down Eula.

"So, here's what's going to happen...", Kerry spoke, her voice devoid of everything but cold anger and furious outrage. You WILL apologize for what you just did, you WILL cancel whatever program that's got you acting like this and we'll just pretend that this fucking shitshow of a quest never happened when we get back to the temple. Because if you don't do that in the next five seconds...

The air currents wrapped themselves around Dusk and Mort as she tightened her grip on her weapons.

"....you will have more than just a gimped arm when I'm done with you."
@Xaltwind

Will this come back to bite us in the ass later? Highly likely.

Did that guy had it coming? ABSOLUTELY!

Huh?.....Stealing? No, I didn't! I was just making sure we got paid!
@PaulHaynek @Xaltwind (REL) @The Irish Tree (EUL)

Geez, I was just gonna give the guy a black eye, a few cracked ribs and sting him a few times, but Rel's punishment is good too., Kerry thought to herself, wide-eyed in awe and shock as she witnessed the gremlin absolutely trounce the "monk". I forgot how much Relica cares about automatons and golem types. She is scary when someone insults them in front of her.

"Ker, Eula, I'm heading back to the temple. If you wanna stick around and help this lying sack of garbage, be my guest. But I'm done putting up with this."


"Oh no, I'm heading back too. Just...one sec.", the hornet replied as she walked over and kneeled beside the monk, checked his robes and pockets.....before pulling out a rather hefty bag of coins. Kerry sneered at the downed man.

"Quite loaded for a man of the cloth, aren't you? I'll take this as compensation for wasting our time with this shit.", she growled as she rose to her feet, stepping on the poor man for good measure before standing before the mother, glaring at her. "You're a dumbass for going along with this and you should like a dumbass."

She then turned to the boy in bed.

"Kid, let this be a lesson to you: If you're gonna lie, don't be stupid about it and know when the jig is up. Don't be like this prick of the floor or your mother."

With that said and totally justified reward in hand, Kerry turned and nodded to Eula before walking out the door, joining Relica on their trek back to the temple.
OH NO!

ALICE TURNED KAREN!
@PaulHaynek @Xaltwind (REL) @The Irish Tree (EUL)

The deadest of deadpanned stares was all Kerry could give to the monk as the man, rather pathetically, tried to feed the trio another lie, somehow getting the mother to join in on it.

It really makes one wonder how the hell the Demon Lord hasn't already conquered the world if humans THIS STUPID roam these lands.

A question that would baffle even the most studious Sabbath member, certainly.

The hornet turned her attention toward her two companions.

"Alright, who's kicking his ass first?", Kerry asked Relica and Eula.
@PaulHaynek @The Irish Tree (EUL) @Xaltwind

As young Jin slid the door closed, Kerry stood on the threshold, wide eyed at this particular revelation. As this news swam in her mind, she took the time to scan the other houses. She could go to another house to ask again.....and that's what she did.

Only to get the same answer. No illness or disease. So, naturally, she went to the last house. Fourth verse, same as the first.

Everyone in this meager village said there was no disease here. In fact, now that she noticed it, the place looked untouched by war as well, as there was no evidence of Varjans running through here. Which told her two possible explanations:

Either we're in the wrong village....or someone's bullshitting.

Eyes narrowing, Kerry marched straight back toward the first house, sliding the door wide open and making her return known to all inside. Before anyone could greet her.....and before Relica could commit first degree murder in full view of witnesses, she cut them off.

"Ah, there's our....'monk'.", Kerry began as she slid the door closed. Relica and Eula would then pick up on the demeanor and tone the hornet now took on. Leaning back against the door with her arms crossed, Kerry appeared laid-back and nonchalant, a complete contrast to how she was a couple of minutes ago. But her eyes and voice told them something else:

She was suspicious at the monk and was being interrogative now.

"So, I found out something interesting while I was out and about.", she continued her statement the monk. "I went over to the house next door, you know to see who else fell under to this 'disease' you speak of. You know what the kid who answered the door said? No one is sick over there. No one in the village is. So, like anyone with a shred of a brain would do, I went over to the next house to confirm this. I got the same answer there, too. And before you ask, yes, I did go to the last house, 'cause screw it, let's do all of them. Same answer. All the while, it got me thinking of everything that came up on our way here, to this point in time."

Kerry then turned her attention to Relica and Eula.

"Isn't odd that the only Varjans we've ran into was the Elite-led patrol we fought some ways back? Given how tiny this village is, I wouldn't put it pass those pricks to miss this place completely. And the only person even remotely under the weather here is the kid in bed and that's because he ate something he wasn't supposed to eat. Also, Rel, remember that question you asked earlier? How would our 'monk' know just how contagious the disease is after, as he claimed, the Varjans had been through here?"
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