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26 days ago
Current I WAS GONNA DO A STATUS ABOUT CUPTOAST BUT FUCK YEAH WE GODDAMN BREAKING KNEES. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED ON A HOT STEAMING PLATE! JUSTICE FOR WHEELS! YEAH!
28 days ago
fuck I got outplayed
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28 days ago
sillyman, more silly than a ferret down your trousers.
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28 days ago
fuck yeah I love splatoon
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29 days ago
i love bands nobody's even heard about. shoot me a pm to get a random album/artist that has like, one soundcloud account tied to them
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"meow." -CAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS


hello! I'm sillyman. no, I won't reveal my name, but I can give you a riddle for it if you want. 🤫
my likes and dislikes;

likes

cats
silly
cuptoast
horror
dark themes
goobers

DISLIKES

fuck hhgregg
fuck anyone without basic respect for ANYONE
fuck you. i know where you live. check your door.


Most Recent Posts

what you need help w/?
@Triantafyllo I loved your response lol
like, who wouldn't be confused?
(love the tiny detail that Mordechi doesn't know what raccoons are, too!)
@Chronic you'll see
Suddenly, he wakes up. in his bed. his alarm is ringing. His door isn't blocked. His alarm says it's... yesterday?
his keen eye sensed something was off.
something anomalous.
Suddenly, he started packing.
If this was yesterday, then he should test somethings. He snuck past the guards, as he knew their schedules. like yesterday.
But that could be a coincidence, right? He was smart, and had a keen eye, so of course he would realize the guards' locations after 29 years, in fact it doesn't need a cryptologist to figure that out.
As he got in his car, he immediately started driving. he drove, and he drove. All the way until the clock. struck. midnight.
he woke up the next, or in this case last morning, and he immediately knew what was about to happen.
@Sanity43217 just do ic.
no permission needed.
@BunniesOfDoom
yes what julien julian did was wrong.
yes it was mean.
but was it funny?
yes.😊
Also, it gives me something to write,
and flesh out my characters.
@Triantafyllo no prob! happy to help a mutual person in my life!
(friend feels like i'm overstepping it, sorry!)
As the suited man was attacking rookie, the two other raccoons went below the table and nodded. they knew what to do.
As "Julien" or whatever his name was was attacking their BROTHER, the raccoons snuck into the trench coat.
Suddenly, a six-foot figure in a trench coat tapped on his shoulder.
"Hello sir. it seems your behavior is pretty..."
suddenly, before Julian could respond, a strange bulge was moving down the sleeve. suddenly...
"TRASHY!" BAM! rufus had jumped out and latched himself to the guy's face!
as Julian took rufus off, rufus took out his portal gun and his two bros.
"YOU'RE LUCKY I ORDERED OUR ROOM TWO DAYS IN ADVANCE!"
As rufus created the portal, he said two things,
"JJ, you should know that we did training for this! also, it's in my guidebook, section 4 chapter 65 and page 1187!"
As he showed off the page, he said one more thing,
"HERE BARTENDER/WAITER/WHATEVER JOB YOU HAVE! DON'T ASK HOW I GOT THIS! ALSO, ADD THE WATERS TO OUR TAB!"
as he chucked a suitcase full of ten million dollars, he disappeared, and so did the portal.
There was no trace of the raccoons, except a few scratches on the table, and a leash for rummage.
"Hey, uh, can us three actually get (separate) menus? We have been to so many universes, and there is a lot of cuisine. But, for drinks, We'll be fine with water," said Rufus.
"as if they have that," said Rummage.
"Why wouldn't they?" Came out of Rookie's blather hole.
"remember that universe with sulfuric acid instead of water?"
"yeah, yeah I do."

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