The Savant

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

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//whispers It's fine, Vincent loves the attention. If a lion, a blue blooded betrayer, and the Iron and All Her Friends showed up, he'd be over the moon~ Someone should ping the BFC chat

@SporkoBug Don't tire yourself out! 😁

@Estylwen

Sounds like a trap.

𝔻𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟: ℝ𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖

sorry for the delay, I lost the character sheet I was working on.

@Expendable

I am sorry that you lost the character sheet you were working on. That is never fun. I hope that doesn't ruin your energy to continue here!

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

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I mean surely they can share. The crows need to eat.

@SporkoBug

Sharing is caring and soylant green don't care as long as capitalism flourishes.

All jokes aside, I doubt they could get to all of that mess 😂 or would want to.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

The crows might get to them first though, the Morrigan always watches.

@SporkoBug

You don't think Soylant Green always watching? You delusional. BUT Soylant and the Noc Noc Corporation WOULD NEVER have access to all public cameras. They would never make them "Not work" at times where they needed to go check out... nothing. At all.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

@Estylwen

Don't cry. Soylant Green should know this.

I mean... they would never use humans as a food source so they would be completely oblivious to that information. Noc noc patties are definitely ethically resourced and not from orphan children or war aftermath casualties.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

Whyyyy do you knoooow thaaaaat.

@Estylwen

Because... bones only typically count for 20-25 pounds of the body weight. SO if you say the average human is 165 pounds and minus 20-25 pounds. Then you have 145-ish pounds. To make burger you need muscle and fat. Healthy humans contain both. Meaning, we would get 145 (1 lbs) burger.

I know this because I used to play a serial killer cannibal in a dystopian world. His name was Bobo Del Rey. I did a lot of fucked up research for that character.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

Each truck load of corpses deliver to Noc Noc burg is 1 wealth.

@LanaStorm

Which means, on average, that would be 145 (1 lbs) noc noc patties produced as well.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

Asterion would probably be in slacks and a dress shirt, relaxing in the sun, and reading a book or something.

If he was in a swimsuit, he would be in a turtle neck wet suit with gloves. Still reading a book somewhere.

Maybe being a gigantic kid and play wrestling with people like Krish, Zarek, or Jax.

Nocturnal Memoirs: An Urban-Fantasy Mafia Epic

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Matt x Emily honey moon arc.

@LanaStorm

Why can't they have a different honeymoon arc like... enjoy each other's company and not being invested in Asterion's helpless love life?