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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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12 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

I feel like this RP needs a "Warning: Pops May Vary" disclaimer

Don't stress it too much, @rezay. 1 Billion seems to be about our average. One guy has 6 billion (with his people being genetically modified) and datadogie is our smallest at 250 mil. I'll accept pretty much any amount that seems to work for your empire.
@rezay
Cool to see you! We jumped over the the official OCC a few days ago: roleplayerguild.com/topics/185726-thr…

You can join the conversation and post any updates to you sip there
@ClocktowerEchos
Accepted!

You know, I'm kinda surprised you got me rooting for actual vampires with that History
ACTIVE NATION:


ARCHIVED:
@ClocktowerEchos
So, small issue.



@datadogie
Accepted! I've honestly always loved the idea of living in space, as much as it would probably be a nightmare in reality.




And at that, my dudes, my NS is completed too. Well, minus the fact that I still have to make a flag, but by my authority as GM I order you all to ignore that.

@MetalWeight
Super Approved. You can drop them in the Character tab whenever.

@Irredeemable
Approved, especially the theme song. I wonder if it'd be possible for a hostile power to "hack" the artificial parts of Zetan brains, or if the programming is too arcane.

@GreyGoblin
I see that your population has been updated! With that in mind, you're approved. You can go over to that post you accidentally made in the Char tab and just copy/past your Colony into it. (Reduce, reuse, recycle)

@Timemaster@ClocktowerEchos
And three approvals is the most my poor non-augmented brain can handle doing at once, so I'll check y'all's out after work
@MetalWeight
It's 4 AM where I'm at, but I'll be able to review your NS tomorrow evening.
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What do you mean "genetically engineered abominations"? The Midnight Technocracy is percentage wise majority human!


Majority?
MAJORITY?

That's not enough, xeno scum!
@Tortoise What sort of faction you thinking on making?


I have it mostly done now. They're essentially an oligarchy that's focused on preserving "Earth culture," so that they intentionally try to keep humanity as it was before Earth fell. Not just genetically, but culturally and socially as well.

Their end goal is to terraform their world into a copy of Earth, erasing everything alien about it, and they probably won't respond well to all these genetically engineered abominations they're about to run into
@GreyGoblin
Pretty good. At first I figured the Osparians were a native alien, so reading through the history, I really enjoyed that "Ah-ha!" moment of realizing they're only mutated humans.

But before I approve you, I'd recommend upping your population. Most of the Colonies we've got coming in now are hitting about 1 to 4 billion. (Timemaster's is only so small because his NS was completed before anyone else's, and we hadn't realized how big most people's populations were going to be. I've given him permission to increase his as well.)

Unless maybe you're specifically looking to play as a smaller nation?
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