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10 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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Six Months Later


Earth: the dead, empty husk of what once played host to endless civilizations, innumerable peoples, infinite faiths and countless philosophies. Where humanity first took its faltering steps. Where societies first came together, rose up, and then crashed into the dust. Where our home was. But it's all ashes now, gray and still. Sorrowful.

The year, if you mark your calendar from the Fall of Earth, has ticked over to 301. It's been three centuries since those who would become the Colonists were cast out from Earth, like seed thrown from the farmer's hand. And now only six months since they reached across the void and found each other once again.

And now they're all arguing.

No, no, that's not the word for it. They're conducting diplomacy. They've been trying to for six months, that is, but there are so many Colonies that they cannot all possibly meet eachother one-on-one. And who knows how many more may come? The Gateways are still opening...

With this in mind, a neutral starbase has been constructed, named the Meeting Place, and expanded upon by many breeds of mankind to have found their way home so far. It's a beautiful mongrel of a station, gigantic and strange, and an event is being held onboard it. In order to avoid any future confusion, all known colonies have been invited to send representatives. Some may not, but of those who do, they will create an official 'description' of their Colony, as they have become since the end of humanity's first birthplace. These descriptions will be recorded, and from there, all Colonies can be considered to know and recognize each other.

A kind of first contact, en masse.



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(Addressing: Everyone!)

[Starring: Tanaka]


An alarm goes off on Tanaka's infopad, making him frown. He never liked these things. Afterall, Old Earth didn't have them. And they aren't nice, like holograms. They never speak to you; not even once has his infopad told him to have a nice day. Not even once! How rude is that for a computer?

Like these Zetans. They're computers, too, or they mostly are. He hasn't met one yet, but he had a chance to speak to Abadi about her experiences with them, and they don't seem nice at all. He'll have to talk to some soon, he knows that, because-

"Welcome, Liason Tanaka!"

Is that a better or worse title than Oligarch? Heralds called it a promotion, at least.

"I prefer Cowboy," he jokes. The woman welcoming him, a non-Oligarch who's kicked and clawed to get to this position he's so uncertain about, laughs along.

There's a space up ahead, in this part of the Meeting Place largely constructed by the ECU. Holograms flicker in and out of being, appearing when needed, vanishing when not. And flying cameras hover around, eager to record the new Liason Tanaka's first words. New Hollywood is attending the Event, of course. Oligarchs never turn down an invitation.

"Humans of the Galaxy," the young man begins, finally actualizing the words he's practiced so many times. "I am here on behalf of the Earth Cultural Union. We are a league of mankind, dedicated to preserving the cultures, ways and forms of our great ancestors. We believe in the potential of humanity, but also in respect for our true nature. We believe in the ways of our lost home, and also in the reality of our present situation. If you will hear us, we will work with you, to revitalize all that has been forgotten. To keep the torch of Earth burning bright even through this long night. To stand against the darkness, and not forget who we are. Thank you."

That description will soon be recorded in the databanks of the Meeting Place, and sent out to all other nations who participate in this Event. Even now, the ECU is also hearing the introductions of other Colonies, both friends and strangers. And enemies. The time of first contacts is over. Even Tanaka realizes. It is time for the action to begin.

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[Starring: Heralds]


Savant Heralds is smiling. This in itself is usually a bad thing, but the context makes it even more dubious.

New Hollywood is covered in old ruins from a bygone civilization: the Bezians. They built from a variety of materials, like mankind, but eons have rotted all of them away but the very strongest. Metal alloys are pulled from the scrapped buildings, vehicles, and structures. Not all of it is in good condition, but if centuries of doing this has taught the ECU anything, it's how to refurbish. And that's why Heralds is smiling.

He's speaking to a crowd in front of him, too. A throng of a throng of curious citizens, standing in the crowded streets of Neo London, pushing each other for spots and trying to avoid the gaze of agitated protectors.

The Savant is telling them how another useless, foreign old city has finally been cleared out of everyone's view- always good news- but this time, trust him, it's even greater. Now, that alien old city is being put to a true purpose again. It's bones were melted down, refurbished, and at last fixed into the shape of the First Stand: a brand new fleet of space-worthy ships. The only one in New Hollywood's history, at all, to sit in orbit around this world. A historic moment!

The crowd cheers.

Heralds does not mention, of course, that the design of these ships is nothing noteworthy. In fact, they were almost completely copied from Old Earth data. He realizes that any other Colony who still remembers their past will recognize this engineering. And of course, the materials are less-than-perfect. The Noocracy puts a positive spin on these unfortunate facts:

"Already," Heralds' projected voice booms out through the streets below his feet, and indeed across the entire world, "we have the kind of vessels that have not been since the Fall of our Mother Earth."

The crowd cries out again, stretching Heralds' proud grin further across his face. The real upshot is that, although the ships may be simple and cheap, they really were made with astounding speed. An estimated one million Bezian buildings were scrapped to create them. Never before has the ECU been so lucky to live in the trash of another civilization.

"Our wonderful Protectors," he keeps on, "the long-time defenders of our ways of life, have volunteered to lead these ships into battle. Thousands of them have. We have selected the best of the best, and they'll be the ones to protect us- from the stars!"

Although his right arm waves dramatically to the sky, this is really more mediocre news. The protectors are dedicated, aggressive, and on average, half as smart as a particularly stupid brick. They will surely make relentless killers in one-on-one combat, as they were indoctrinated for. But in the cerebral strategy of space combat?

Well... it's a good thing they're easy to replace. The ships and the protectors both.

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(Addressing: @Irredeemable)


"You will not enter our territory. You will not approach us outside of the Meeting Place. You will interact with no New Hollywood citizens. You will offer no implants, nor will you attempt to spread the influence of such devices to the ECU or her allies. If these demands are not followed, we will consider all methods at our disposal, including naval action."

These are just the last few lines of a message sent via probe into the Zetan system, but they contain the flavor of the whole. It's a threat, plain and simple. In their own internal councils, the Oligarchs have already decided there can be no peace- even an unsteady one- with creatures like the cyborgs. They pretend to be humans, but they are no longer. So an example has to be set, for all the other Colonies, and for those generations who may come later. To show that this kind of modification is inexcusable, unacceptable, a bridge too far. They are not declaring war, but they are playing at dominance.

True humans must have power over the machines. And the Galaxy must witness it.

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(Addressing: @Raylah)

[Starring: Abadi]


"Guardian Kelsie," Abadi sent her message through the Gateway towards Ellara. In the last 6 months, many Colonies have learned to contact one another in this way. "The ECU is desirous of another meeting between ourselves and the Undefeated, and as you and I have met previously, I was chosen to propose it. You will, of course, remember our discussion with the Zetans." She was talking around the issue, as most Oligarchs do. "During that conversation, certain philosophical questions were raised. About humanity."

She leans into the recording device, almost desperately. "In these last several months, those questions have become far more practical. The Zetans, we believe, may attempt to act on their views. But if I remember, your own views were much more similar to mine. Perhaps you and I should have another conversation."

For anyone smart enough to read through the lines, as Abadi really hoped Kelsie was, the meaning was clear. The Noocracy is spooked about the Zetans, (even though the ECU may be the aggressors) and they want back-up.

"Oh," she adds, in a lighter tone. "And I have some more positive personal news. In our next meeting, I will be Oligarch Abadi." Her Justification had not destroyed her.
Collab Between @Ekreture and @Tortoise



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Part One


The Assembly ship was afflury, with Baals, monks, and philosophers running about to find the best response to the foreign vessel’s message. The main problem; they didn’t know what he said. They knew it was in Old Imperial, that’s for sure, but anyone fluent in Old Imperial had been vetoed off the ship. Both the Mission and the Teaching viewed human civilization before the Ark as a bit of a backwater. While very moderate Baals encouraged the study of pre-Gateway culture, they are the outlier.

Only one individual, a Missionary Baal of Shem named Haim bin Assar, claimed to speak Old Imperial, so he was sent to communicate. In a thick accent, he began. “Kh-khelo. Peace...upon you, and your house. We, Shekhehan, from the Moons of Salome.” He cleared his throat, and walked away from the comm link sheepishly. Looking to the other attendants on the ship, he said, “It has...been a while since I spoke Old Imperial.”

Uh-oh, partners, Tanaka was thinking, back on the lonely little ECU shuttle. That made way less sense than his new Zelrio friends had. In three centuries, could this colony have formed another language?

Hopefully not. The ECU has violently stamped out any linguistics research that goes beyond the Earth languages. There's an old, mean term for people who speak the hybrids that have formed since the Tragedy: 'Dog Tongues.'

"Hologram," Tanaka commanded, and she appeared exactly like she had always been there; as if she just hadn't been noticed yet. "Can you translate these people's language at all?"

"I would need to hear a sample," she says, polite and smiling because she has no other tone and knows no other expression. "Do you have one available?"

Tanaka stopped for a second, feeling a little embarrassed because he didn't- and then remembered.

"Excuse me," he sent back to the foreign ship. "Can you, um- say some more stuff?" How much would they understand? "I'm attempting to translate."

Baal Haim looked between the other passengers and back to the comm.

“You want me to speak?”

Wait, wait, now the Oligarch was thinking that made too much sense. Maybe this person is trying to speak Old English, and is just really bad at it? These poor people must not value education very much.

"In your native language, that is." No, Tanaka, don't be so complicated. "Your… mother tongue. The-" what did they say- "the speech of the Moons of Salome. Speak that."

“Ah!” Finally, Haim understood something this foreign man was saying, albeit every other word. And so he began to scratch his beard, thinking of what to say, when he realized what he must-here he was, representing the Human Mission, face to face with a foreign human nation. He would say what all those who follow the Mission must say-the Statement of Mission. And so, he closed his eyes, and began to hum, low and sadly, until his mind was clear.

”Those who may forget, listen and remember.”

He continued, with great passion, to decree his Mission in this universe, careful to enunciate every word, every syllable. His eyes, closed tight, began to let out tears as he spoke, powerfully and low. Finally, he came to the last paragraph of the Statement.

”What has gone is still with you.
What is lost will soon be found.
Peace, peace, peace, peace.”


With that, the other Missionaries on board, and even some of the Teachists who were raised Missionary, announced their agreement, and the ship was silent.

Tanaka's holographic secretary inclined her ear, listened with a focused but happy expression, and promptly concluded: "That is not one of the Valid and True Earth Tongues. Please try again with a language that is one of the Valid and Tr-"

"Hologram: Mute."

Tanaka usually liked to let holograms talk. They were nicer than people. But well, he was getting a little upset.

"I'm afraid that didn't work," he replied, although it had sounded so beautiful. He tried conveying the sadness in his voice, if words couldn't work. "I do not comprehend you. I'm sorry, friends." Something about the chant had gotten to him, although he didn't catch a word of it.

Haim backed away from the computer, frustrated. “Bah!” No matter what the man on the other line had said, it was clear that there was a major communication problem. “We come across the galaxy and our words become sound!” Suddenly, he heard the sound of a wooden cane knocking on metal.

“Spoken words have always been but sound. It is what they carry that is more.” All eyes in the room turned to the one alien on board-the Pono monk, Teacher Da’ra. Her gnarled and wrinkled hands clasped to her cane, and though her old age had brought her blindness, she seemed to know her path. She made her way to Haim’s side, and he looked down at her.

“What is it, monk?” Though she stood only at his waist, in this moment it seems she stood eye to eye. She tapped her cane as she tisked her tongue.
“Now, my student-”

“I am not your student.”

“My friend, then-try patience.”

The Baal looked down and sighed. “You are right, monk. But we have no speakers of the Imperial tongue with us.”

“None?” She said.

“No, of course-” Suddenly, an Assembly soldier stepped forward.

“I hate to interrupt, Baal, but many robots come with the Old Imperial tongue loaded on their software.”

The scholar looked at him with his eyebrows raised high. “Well, do we have any robots on board?”

A few of the soldiers began looking at each other nervously. “We do, but…”

“But what?”

Elsewhere on board, Lev and Roshi were sat in their quarters playing a game, a racing board game supposedly invented in The Great Time Before, called ‘Ur’. As Roshi’s last piece fell off the board, the robot began ringing his bell triumphantly. “I am VICTORIOUS!”

Lev chuckled and sighed, wiping the tired from his eyes. “Yeah, bud, what else is new?” Roshi’s optical sensors relaxed with pity.

“Lev, do not talk about yourself like that! You have won four times.”

“Yeah? How many times have we played?”

“Two hundred.” Just then, Baal Haim and the soldier he had been talking to stepped into the room. Lev stood up from his seat.

“Something I can help with?”

Bin Assar shook his head. “Not you.” Pointing at Roshi, he continued. “That.” Promptly, Roshi, giddy as he could be, was brought to the comm link.

The robot looked back to the array of people, who looked on expectantly. He then turned back to the other ship, tapped on the microphone, and announced, loudly as he can, “HELLO!” Hearing feedback, the party on board covered their ears, and Teacher Da’ra beckoned him to quiet down.

“Oh...I am sorry! I was very loud. My name is Roshi, I can speak-’OLD IMPERIAL-UNITED KINGDOM, OLD IMPERIAL-UNITED STATES, or OLD IMPERIAL-AUSTRALIA. Do you have any preference?” Baal Haim placed his head in his hand.

“Ach, I might as well have kept talking!” he exclaimed to himself. The robot, meanwhile, quietly waited for a response.

When the Hello, loud and clear and deserving of capitalization, blasted through the shuttle like an audible punch, Tanaka had to admit that he nearly hit the floor. It was only because of his holo-secretary, swooping in to catch him with hardlight hands, that the Salome representatives would get a reply at all. Otherwise, the Oligarch probably would have been knocked out.

That would be an embarrassing end to the diplomacy.

"Ye- yes! I understand you!" Tanaka nearly shouted with glee when he realized he could make sense of it. He loved this part. Already, he loved it. The foreigner finished speaking, and he answered back:

"Oh- oh- I suppose Old Imperial-" what an odd name for a language- "United States." His tutor had made him do a special study in it, when he was still a Student only a few years ago.

"And my name is Oligarch Tanaka! Representative of the Earth Cultural Union, and student to Savant Heralds, our elected leader." Don't want to forget that part!

Roshi clicked his fingers excitedly. He preferred United States, ‘y’all’ is much more convenient than ‘you all’. “Hello Oligarch! I am very glad to meet you. Are you a human? I am a robot!” As he was saying that, Baal Haim began to approach him.

“What is he saying?” Asked the Baal.

“He is saying he likes the United States!” Haim sighed.

“Anything else?”

“Yes! His name is Oligarch, and he represents the Earth Cultural Union.” Roshi turned back to the computer, Haim remaining by his side.

"Oh, oh no," the foreigner's laugh came through. "My name is Tanaka. Oligarch is- my rank. Granted to me by the Noocracy. It's what I am for my world. And of course, we are all humans." He paused for a moment. His voice may have sounded a little strange when it picked up again: "Are… all your people robots?"

“No!” Roshi replied. “I am a robot. I am Roshi! That is what I am for my world! But for work, I am a topographical analysis droid in the military, but my money goes to my best friend, Lev. He is a human. Mr.-I mean Baal Haim, who you just spoke with-he is a human!” He took a look around the room before continuing. “Everybody on the ship is a human, except for me and Ms. Da’ra. She is an ALIEN!” He turned briefly to Teacher Da’ra and waved, who did not wave back because she is blind.

Tanaka stopped himself from saying ‘thank Mother Earth.’ He always thought robots would be nice, like they are in all the holo-programs he liked to play, and Roshi seemed nice. But already news was coming back from his fellow diplomat, Student Adami, about horrifying half-robots that pretend they’re people. About monsters with metal teeth and glowing eyes. About things that- they were already saying- must be avoided, crushed, censured, exterminated. Blocked away. He was glad he hadn't met them.

Only when he started to experience the relief did he catch that last thing. “She is an alien.”

Wow. She’s an alien. An alien.

She. Is. An. Alien.

Robots could be cute, or dangerous. Holograms were helpful. Mutants were sad, or evil. Everybody knows all this. But aliens are something else: something unknowable. They’re never the good guys in any stories. It makes Tanaka’s nerves flare up like little sparks of electricity, even knowing he’s this close to one, this close to a mind with no kin to humanity.

How could they bear to be in the same room as it?

“I… see,” was all he could work out for some time. He felt like he needed to say something- he’s the diplomat- he’s supposed to talk- it’s why he’s here. But the alien was listening, wasn’t it? What did it think? How much did it know? Did it even have ears- did it know him in some other way? He could feel it.

“Oligarch Tanaka,” his holo-secretary said, polite and smiling, and smiling and polite. “Your heart rate has accelerated to a level considered to be dangerous b-”

“Hologram: Shut up.”

A few moments went by in a loud kind of quiet, the Oligarch trying to still his heart and his mind.

“I see,” he repeated, when his breath would let him. “My people have never met aliens.” Each word, his voice returned to its base: optimistic, eloquent, and not too bright. “Our planet used to hold them, but unfortunately, they passed away before we arrived. Archeologists are still piecing together the entire sad story, but its seems that perhaps war destroyed them.” Now would be a good time to make overtures of peace. “I hope that we, all of us, may learn from their mistakes.”

“Oligarch, you were very quiet for a while!” Roshi responded cheerfully. “Peace is very important! That’s what the Baals always say, but in Salome there was a war. The war ended, but now there are aliens who look like big lizards with guns.” He paused. “Teacher Da’ra is not one of them, though.” He stopped and began tapping his foot, before looking at Baal Haim and began speaking in Shekhehani. “I have run out of things to talk about. Should we go home?”

“No! Just...ask him about God. Do they fulfill the Mission?”

Roshi nodded and turned back to the computer. “I ran out of things to talk about, but Baal Haim says it’s not time to go yet. Do you believe in The Ascendent Remains Imminent? And do you fulfill the Human Mission?” Roshi...wasn’t much of one for religion. But he liked the nice songs and pretty temples!

Did the language barrier grow back while Tanaka was panicking? ‘The Ascendent Remains Imminent.’ Those don’t sound like real words. Not even OLD IMPERIAL- UNITED STATES words.

Heralds said not to offend anyone, if they could help it. How do you say this nicely?

“We have not heard of such a thing here on New Hollywood, I’m afraid. Is it some form of religious view?” Religion is dangerous. That’s another thing Heralds says.

“Our Human Mission is to keep the cultures and peoples of Earth alive. We try to live as our ancestors lived, before the Fall of Earth, that great Tragedy. We bear each lost civilization inside us. That is our only mission.” He let the words hang in the air for a moment, solemnly. It was the closest thing to faith an Oligarch can have.

As Roshi translated for the assembled party, there was a great kerfuffle among the Missionary leaders. Never heard of God? And their mission is to keep the memory of Babel alive? This alone was a grave enough sin for the Baal, who pushed the robot aside to reprimand the Oligarch as best he can.

“Babel...was like prison, kept Human eating, but not fed. Kept Man speaking, but not listen. Earth...needs to be gone, her ashes have fed Salome.” His nostrils flared as sweat dripped from his brow. “Our mission...unbreak the broken. In war...create peace. That is the Human Mission!” With that, the Baal stepped away angrily from the computer.

As Roshi got back into place, he said, “That was Baal Haim speaking to you just then! I think he speaks more Old Imperial than we thought!”

“Apparently so,” was the response. It was dry, and brittle, like an old leaf shaking in the wind.

There are no words for what Tanaka felt at that moment. It is as if someone marched into an Old Earth church and told the choir, in no uncertain terms, that Heaven was actually Hell and Hell was in fact Heaven. The world was upside-down. Or this Baal man’s brain was.

He had hoped to find friends in the stars. Fellow humans, of the kind who would remember Earth fondly. Who could dance in Neo London. The kind of people you could kick back and watch a holo-film with! He didn’t know what these people were, who sat with aliens and hated the memory of Earth. Their humanity is- wrong.

Forget the nice talk. Let’s just take care of whatever these people want, Tanaka decides, and then they can leave.

“Why did you come here?”

“I came here because Lev came here, and Lev is my best friend!” Roshi cheerfully replied. Among the many members of the party on board, there was disappointment, shock, and some sadness. Among the followers of the Mission, they have found humanity in a greater state of disrepair than they had back in Salome. And to the followers of the Teaching, they found infantilized armchair historians who wallow in memories that aren’t their own.

To one voice, which now resounded across the room, they have found an opportunity to learn and to grow.

“We have come here as a seed which flies through the wind!” Roshi looked back at the voice, Gad Elhai, confused.

“What?”

“Just translate, Roshi.” Gad, with his peppered grey hair and neatly trimmed beard, bounded towards the front of the ship with the confidence of a man who was in the bathroom and saw Baal Haim having a meltdown. He clamored to the front and looked to the foreign ship ahead.
As he spoke, Roshi translated for him. “I apologize for the...brashness of my colleague. Understand that the novelty which we bare upon you is born upon us tenfold.” He paused, a bit out of breath from his dramatic entrance.

“My name is Gad Elhai, I teach the philosophies of Salome at the Great Academy of Ur’daat. The reason that we have ventured through the Gateway which brought humanity to the Tifara system we hail from is because we, as all humans are, are learners and students. In fact, the name which those who follow the Mission refer to the Humans of Salome, Shekhehan, means ‘Those Who May Forget’. I am sure you have many questions of our people, and I certainly have many of yours, so I am more than willing to listen.” Gad closed his eyes and breathed in deeply, hoping he did enough. Roshi looked at him and gave him a thumbs up.

Hesitation. Tension. And an answer returned: “Very well. Alright. Please land at these coordinates. We may discuss your questions.” And a data transmission followed.

Gad relaxed, and shook his hands in the air triumphantly, hugging Roshi and having the pilot put in the coordinates for them to follow.

New Hollywood approaches.



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Part Two


Your first impression is a bowl of green hidden in a sea of sad, dead grayness. Like a jewel discarded in the trash.

Your second impression is, perhaps less glamorously, “Wow, that sure is a lot of farming.”

New Hollywood was in the process of being terraformed. The atmosphere and temperature of the planet was all being transformed at once, and only slowly. But on the surface level, patches of ground were gradually brought into the new order. Old alien ruins were cleared out, dirt mimicking the composition of Earth’s was synthesized, and plants were regrown from the colony’s original DNA bank. It was a step-by-step process, leaving patches of green and gold buried in the wasteland that is New Hollywood’s nature.

But, people must eat something. So the boring reality is that, far from being the ideal forests and jungles and plains planned at first, most newly terraformed land was appropriated for farmers. They keep the cities fed, the populace eating, the Oligarchs drinking. (Holographic entertainment only helps so much if your stomach is empty.)

Still, if you squinted a little… it did look like Earth.

“Welcome home,” the holo-secretary announces, as Tanaka’s shuttle gently lets down. Autopilot rarely makes mistakes in areas like this; it was still the same programming the original settlers brought with them. It was made for working in Earth-like environments.

The air that floods the open shuttle doors smells, all at once: like fertilizer, like a forest, and like city smog. That’s because the farms and the forest are all around, but the lights of New Beijing are below, watched by this pleasant overhang.

It is not an accident, of course. This spot was designated for diplomacy as soon as the Gateway reopened. There’s even a small building, wooden and simple, with a holographic sign. “Welcome, friends!” Three-stories, mostly empty inside, but with all the windows facing something nice.

Sitting around the chairs and the table in the center were two other diplomats, one a Student and one an Oligarch. And three Protectors, armed with their painful metallic clubs, watched- just in case.

“Our guests should be touching down any moment!,” Tanaka announced to them all. A landing pad large enough for their ship was just to the right. Not one person could stay sitting; the whole entourage was waiting for the foreigners in a moment.

As the vast fields spread out below them, Lev couldn’t help but think of home...the drab grey didn’t quite help, though. Still, it was nice to see that farmers exist wherever you go. He stood at Roshi’s side now, rifle on his shoulder. It was decided that despite his being a scout, he would act as the party’s guard, with the hopes he could keep Roshi...manageable. Gad and Teacher Da’ra would be going too. Baal Haim had refused to, and so his son, Natan-el bin Haim, would be subbing in.

The ship’s pilot was careful not to make any mistakes in the landing, As the landing party disembarked the ship, Roshi pointed at the holographic sign, saying “That says, ‘Welcome Friends!’ That means they want to be our friends!”

“Thank you, Rosh,” Lev replied. He felt embarrassed by what happened earlier-sure, this obsession with Earth (the hell is a Hollywood?) might be a bit...strange, but hey, if it’s how they want to live, let them. He made sure to keep his rifle’s safety on, they didn’t seem like the violent type. In fact, he couldn’t quite tell what type they were, and he had a feeling they couldn’t either. None of what he saw seemed personal, or intimate...it all seemed a bit manufactured. He won’t say anything, of course. He’s just the guard.

The four of them made their way to the wooden building, anticipating what was inside as Roshi excitedly opened the doors. “Would anybody like to see my book?!” Lev quickly caught up and shushed him.

Inside the building was- nothing.

Well, mostly nothing. This particular building was an experiment. Unlike most upper class houses on New Hollywood in the last several decades, there was no holographic suite. Instead, the entire structure was hologram-enabled. Hidden in every plain corner, under the large round table, and on the glowing chandelier overhead, were prototypes of 'mico-projectors.' They could manifest a fully interactive, touchable hologram in any area around them. No Suite needed. If it works, the most revolutionary technology in New Hollywood's history.

The idea was to test it by inviting foreign diplomats to this location, and changing the interior of the building to furnishings expected to 'win them over.' A warrior culture might come in here and see swords hanging on the walls; the Zetan, if they were ever invited, would probably find exposed circuitry and technological displays. Responses would be monitored and recorded.

But in the short time before they landed, not a single Oligarch could guess what these particular guests would like to see, and so the room lay bare. Except for that round table, and a golden globe atop it, both carved in the sacred image of Old Earth.

"Welcome to the Round Table, honored guests," Tanaka smiled while the foreigners entered in. "If you have ever enjoyed any of the Arthurian legends, you may... actually, friends, nevermind." For some reason, he was certain they had not heard of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. "Are there enough chairs in here?"

He counted, and there weren't. Then he seemed to address the room itself. "We need three more chairs in here!," the little man shouted, to nobody in particular. Just when they must have though he was insane, three finely carved wooden seats did appear. There was no wavering of light, no sound- the chairs were only there.

"Ah, beautiful!" he said again, to nobody. "Please, everyone, take a seat."

With the sudden apparition of the chairs, all from the assembled party of Salome, aside from the robot, stepped back in surprise. “What sort of alchemy is this?” Baal Natan-el asked in Shekhehani. Roshi, however, was unfazed, leisurely taking a seat.

“I do appreciate minimalism in interior design!” The robot exclaimed, as he relaxed into the seat, hands on his knees. The three religious leaders cautiously sat down, while Lev decided that his purpose would be better served if he...remained standing. He protectively clung to the rifle on his shoulder as he took up guard at the doorway. Gad assisted Teacher Da’ra in finding her chair, which the blind monk quickly thanked him for. Her short legs hung off the edge of the seat, but she was used to humans not always being...especially accommodating.

Natan-el, meanwhile, grabbed something out of his coat. It was a rectangular object, beautiful and metallic, adorned with multi-colored drawings of various astrological objects and geometric designs. At its center was inscribed, in perfect calligraphy, what looked to be some sort of poem, written in the Salome script. Handing it to Oligarch Tanaka, he began to speak, while Roshi translated.

“Peace be upon you, and upon your house. I am Natan-el, my father, Haim, I believe you are already acquainted.” He cleared his throat embarrassedly, before continuing, “I would like to begin by apologizing on his behalf. Though I do not agree with your sentiments, we are guests in your home. Please, take this gift as a token of friendship. On it is inscribed the Statement of Mission, the prayer you heard us utter earlier.”

Tanaka moved hesitantly for the tablet, then quickly. Part of him couldn’t pretend, he knew he liked the prayer. He didn’t need to understand it to- to feel it. But then another part of him, the one that talks with Savant Heralds’ voice, scolded and said it was just all the humming. The holo-programs that make you cry about Earth, it said, used the same tricks. It’s simple sound and show.

Tanaka still took the tablet. And he thanked Natan-el for it. “I will present this to our elected leader, the Savant,” he muttered, but couldn’t imagine such a colorful thing sitting in Heralds’ gray, lifeless office.

“So-” he regained his composure- “one of your people said you have questions. We do as well. But out of deference to you, our guests, we’ll let you go first. Is there anything you wish to know about us?”

“I recommend asking about the holo-suites,” the other Oligarch chimed in smilingly, an old woman who spent fourteen hours out of the day in one.

The Salomites looked between each other and back at the Oligarchs in front of them. "Hollo-soot?" Gad asked. "Is that like the…'Noo Holy-wood'?" Gad didn't entirely know what to make of these... Earthlings? Is that what to call them? On the one hand, he respected their dedication to the past, and on the other hand, something about the armed guards and empty room was...unsettling.

Tanaka stifled a sigh. "Roshi, make sure you're translating all this for us." He was used to giving commands like this to holograms, so this robot child probably isn't too different.

"The holo-suites are complex devices which allow us to…" come to think of it, the Oligarch had no idea how holo-suites worked. There were no classes on it before his Justification. "They let us make things appear out of thin air. Holograms." He smiled. Impressive enough for you? "Give me an exact replica of this tablet!" He commanded the room again. And in the blink of an eye, another one appeared in his hands, exactly like that which Natan-el had given them. "This is a hologram." He patted it firmly. Solid enough.

"But they aren't real, like us or this table. They're made of- of just light and sound and touch. There's nothing inside them. No… atoms, no history."

To demonstrate, he suddenly stood and threw the holo-tablet out of the doorway they had all entered in from. He was aiming for the precipice, and the tablet was well en route before it decided to stop existing.

The older Oligarch clapped in glee.

"Like that," young Tanaka smiled, sitting down. "They can't be where there aren't devices, like holo-suites, to make them real. They are only light." Then he chuckles. "Does that make sense at all, friends?"

At his being ordered, Roshi replied, "I have already been translating, but I am happy to agree if it makes you happy!" After the display of the replica tablet, Natan-el walked up to where it had been, kneeling and feeling the floor with eyebrows knit.

"This is certainly an advanced alchemy." He stood and turned to face the Oligarchs. "How does it work? And what do you use it for?"

Teacher Da'ra nodded amenably. "Hm. The Teaching states that all matter is illusion. That you would create matter which is illusion by purpose is...interesting." She of course could not see the replicant tablet, but she was still happy to listen along, despite the wayward glances she could sense were being cast her way.

All matter is illusion? A strange view. But the older Oligarch, a woman named Kathryne, remembered what Tanaka couldn’t. That when the holo-suites were still only finding their way into New Hollywood’s already media-soaked culture, some few criticised them for presenting a “false reality.” The Noocracy’s philosophical answer?

“Of course, of course” the woman chimed in, her voice thin with age. “Nothing is truly real except what you see and hear. You can’t tell one way or the other, so what’s the difference? Just enjoy the show, darlings.”

While she spoke to the little being, the first conversation between an ECU citizen and an alien, two of the Protectors took up posts around Da’ra’s oversized chair. The other one put a protective hand on the Oligarch’s shoulder. Nobody ordered them to do it, and nobody needed to. It was New Hollywoodian common sense. Don’t let the alien do something weird, get offended, hurt sweet old Kathyrne.

In the meantime, Tanaka answered Natan-el: “Oh, how we do it is… a well-kept secret.” That is, he had no idea. “But it is used for all manner of applications, scientific and personal. It helps us map out our terraforming projects, the fruits of which you see around you. And-” here he smiled- “as my colleague says, it puts on a wild show. Is there anything you have always wished to experience? Here, you can. You can see it. Feel it. Make it real.

The old monk chuckled. Before she could speak, Gad interjected. "It is quite a...remarkable technology, Oligarch. We have many remarkable technologies of our own, the proof in the Robot you see in front of you." Sighing and putting on as best a smile he could muster, the professor stood and shot his hand out to Tanaka.

"I am sure we have much more to discuss." Though he smiled, and did not view these...Oligarchs as negatively as his comrades did, he had to admit that it seemed their priorities were in the wrong place.

"Yes," Tanaka smiled, and shook Gad's hand. "Much."

And they did. By the time the talks were finished, the sun was setting on New Hollywood.
(In-game announcement of @Timemaster's departure)

[Starring: Oligarch Andrei]


Andrei, the Oligarch in charge of the Gateway Listening Post, is a little less drunk than he was earlier. Back when all those weird robot men came on board. Even with modern medicine, there's no sure-fire way to sober up, but years of alcoholism have either empowered his kidney or brought his brain down to a state of eternal inebriation. Either way, the drunkenness doesn't last long.

So it was with mostly-sober eyes that he looks at a read-out of current Gateway activity, and notices something strange. One of the destinations has vanished. He's already forgetting what it was labeled, but it was certainly there a moment ago, and certainly isn't anymore. He doesn't think it's anyone the ECU has met yet. Still, there's something undeniably sad about it.

Did their Gateway shut down? Was it destroyed? Whatever it was, they are cut off from all the other Colonies, after only just learning they're still alive...

Andrei lifts his whiskey, and quotes an Old Earth saying he's fond of. "Here's to ya, lads." Maybe, one day, they'll be able to come back.

~~~~~~~~


(Addressing: @Sigma, and kind of @Irredeemable)

[Starring: Oligarch Andrei]


A little alarm goes off at the Oligarch Andrei's station, right as he's downing that shot of whiskey. Another ship is approaching, with no ECU-valid tag. That only means one thing.

"Invite the aliens aboard," he speaks into the intercom for the few folks in charge of airlocks and boarding. Poor guys are probably so overworked. Nobody anticipated all this. "And tell them I'll be there to meet them soon."

And he is. (After having taken a wide, wide path around the suite where Dr. Bodi is still discussing things with the Zetans.) This time, rather than being a shambling drunk, Andrei's pitch hair is slicked back, his collar shirt is open a little bit, and his smile is only slightly crooked. Back when he was a Student, his old friends called him "Dis-Count Dracula" for dressing that way, but his younger self thought they were only jealous.

Actually, come to think of it, his current self thinks that too.

"Are the, uh, guests arriving?" he asks the nameless engineer to his right. With no dedicated diplomatic staff, all sorts of people are stepping in to fill the gap, from workers to scientists to fellow Oligarchs. Maybe he's getting soft, but Andrei almost wants to call it... inspiring.
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Still with you. The speed is just, quite fast. I'm having trouble keeping up. Plus, I had been trying to contact Goblin for a collab to get our bit done, but no response, so now I'm behind a little. Hhhhhhh. The Timeskip may be the best time for me to get caught up.


Gotchya. (I've messaged him as well.) But we have slowed down the last few days, and yeah, we do have that skip coming up tonight or tomorrow. So you should have a chance to jump back in pretty soon

We couldn't go without our space corporations
@datadogie

Still with us?
@Willy Vereb

Ah, Slavic Space Americans.

PM incoming!
@ClocktowerEchos
I see that you haven't been online in 6 days. As a courtesy warning, when that hits about 7 days, I'm going to consider your Colony to be gone from the game until you come back. Hope to see you soon.

@MetalWeight
Since Clock was your big RP partner in this game, I'd be willing to send over an ECU ship to replace him, so you have someone to interact with.
Savant James Heralds has many skills: engineering, politicking, holographic simulation creation, and most importantly, manipulating. He believes that last one is the most valuable ability a person can have. Delivered at the right time, given the right weight and wording, there is nothing more powerful than a lie.

But even that doesn't protect you from a club to the face.

Heralds only barely jumps out of its reach, but as soon as he has, the twisted protector's mace is swinging around faster than any real weapon should. It clips him hard on the chin- bleeding, bruising- then comes down on his head again in the same second. The only thing the Savant, genius leader of the ECU, can think to do is drop down and shield his face with his hands. He only gets blunted in the stomach instead.

Fighting is not one of the skills of Savant James Heralds.

He looks up in time to see his smiling assailant raise the club one more time, lifting it high enough to block out the sun, to hide the light, to murder a Savant, and- and- and then it pauses in mid-swing.

Heralds frowns, feeling a little disappointed.

When it stays stuck, still halfway through its murderous arc, he at last stands up to take a look. He meanders around his frozen murderer, examining the pose, prodding him a little bit. Thinking that wasn't supposed to happen.

Then, just as it paused, the hologram suddenly finishes his swing, bringing down the club at empty ground. Three times as fast and twice as hard as he's meant to. That's not supposed to happen, either. Clearly, this still needs a lot of work.

"Holographic Protector," Heralds commands, "Deactivate." The holo-protector stops existing, and the blood running down Heralds mouth follows its example. There is a lingering soreness, though: it really had hit him. It could really do that.

The holo-protectors are a personal project, a work-in-progress, and as per recent events, the best chance for the ECU's survival. The transmission from Student Adami's shuttle, detailing her experiences with a race of cybernetic former-humans, has prompted the Savant to pick it up again. Until today, the files had been sitting in his private database, untouched for eight months. Now they seem to be taking up residence in his mind.

How does it fight outside of Holographic Suites? How will it interact with electromagnetism? Can it communicate with others? Is there a way to make it stop smiling?

That is one thing. In every available program, the protectors are portrayed as benevolent, kind defenders. Friendly neighborhood heroes, who always smile at the viewer. It was only when he finally finished the first holo-protector program that Heralds realized this meant they would always smile at their victims, too.

Maybe it'll frighten people. That's worth something.

~~~~~~~~

(Addressing: @Raylah and @Sigma)


It's been hours since Abadi sent out the message. She told them all about her contact with the Zetans, and the Undefeated, and the mess of an argument that followed. She's received back three responses, each from a different Oligarch, with four different sets of instructions on what to do next.

None of it is helpful. She already knows one thing: her future is over. No matter what she does after this, no matter what instructions they send her or which ones she follows, her future is dead before it begins.

She was supposed to be initiated into the Oligarch formaly in six months. This scouting mission to Earth was only something to add to her Justification, to show the Noocratic Judges: look, I'm smart enough to be an Oligarch!

Well, not that it matters. Abadi is aware, like everyone in-the-know, that the Noocracy doesn't pick by merit anymore. That's just something they tell everyday people so they'll do what they're told. It wasn't always like that, some say. There was once a time where potential Oligarchs needed to have a host of discoveries to their name, or more importantly, a mind of elephantine proportions. There were dozens of tests to make sure you were smart enough to rule.

But all that's gone. Today, holographic indoctrination keeps the populace controlled, and the protectors violently solve any problem-causers. The Justification is a formality, for appearances. Abadi has never heard of a person who actually failed theirs.

Which means, wow, she'll be the first. That's something.

Because there's no way they'll let her in now. She'll need to be an example, she knows it. "This is what happens when you make a bunch of advanced cyborgs mad at us." Will she be a Student forever?

Will they kill her?

There's another vessel in orbit here. The Zetans are already talking to them, probably telling them how bad the ECU is. On another day, she would have tried contacting them next, making things right and... but she just can't now. Not with the noose hanging over her head. She already replied to the Revenant, telling them she'd let her superiors know the Undefeated desire a meeting, throwing in a bunch of nice diplomatic talk, and the girl decides that's all she can do right now.

She sends the massive ship a short little message. Something about hoping to meet someday, remembering the virtues of Earth, whatever. And then she drifts back through the Gateway.

~~~~~~~~

(Addressing: @Sigma)


"Hail! I greet you on behalf of the Earth Cultural Union, a league of mankind dedicated to preserving the ways and forms of Old Earth."

That's the message they sent, anyway. The arranged Diplomatic Greeting the ECU had determined to use for all new contacts. And they intended to mean it.

Only- they were a little concerned this time. There was already talk of war and alliances and exterminating the horrific cyborg menace, of course. And in fact, the ECU was already demolishing old Bezian ruins and using the metals to construct new, military ships as fast as they possibly could. And they were planning a propaganda campaign, new military tactics- the whole deal. But all of that might get just a little bit stickier if an already powerful Colony were to appear. One that had the weapons and ships, today, that could decide the entire war effort before the ECU completed a single corvette.

And wouldn't you know...

They hailed the militarized ship again. Same message. Same secret fear behind it.
@Irredeemable
I hate that, against my will, I have been exposed enough to 40k to get these jokes




Idea: I'm thinking that this RP could hopefully run on for some time, since it's able to accept new players or remove old ones easier than most NRPs. (The Gateway just activates or deactivates as needed.) So if things stretch on, I might try making a kind of "Galactic History Book" hider in the OP that basically just records the biggest moments of the various colonies interacting. Alliances forming, wars happening, etc.
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We can be cute too! I swear!


TOASTERS CAN'T BE CUTE.

You know, I've been using it so much, I'm officially making "toaster" an ECU insult for cyborgs.
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