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8 days ago
Current Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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11 mos ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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1 yr ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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4 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

Most Recent Posts

A great first post, @Overlord Thraka. I especially loved your description of the Caravan.

Wonderous wagons moving on their own, or else pulled by strange and exotic beasts. Enormous wagons big as houses, to carts so small that they barely held the single occupant, and more-often were filled to the brim with several. The people too were something else. Poor and rich and inbetween, young and old and some perhaps even dead if the smell was any indicator. Humans and Dwarves and Elves, Lizardmen and Catfolk and all manner of Beast-men. Just yesterday a large slug pulling a wagon had shouted at her to move aside while it inched forward, leaving a slimy trail on the ground behind it.


That's almost precisely the brand of chaos that had I imagined when I came up with this RP.
Sorry, boys and girls, I fell asleep last night. I tried to will my body to stay up later but it didn't wanna hear me out.

The Lore of Alwyne is still in progress.

There we go, the cheesemonger has arrived.


Ah, yes, the Wisconsinite.

(Excellent writing on your first post, btw.)
and even sneeze to communicate.


Domestic dogs sneeze! Some of them will force a sneeze sound to let you know that they're just playing when they play bite at you.
Current Caravanners:
Those who play today

Athulwin of Queensrock (written by Tortoise)
Terilu (written by Tortoise)
Ilyana the Half-Human (written by Expendable)
Malleck Freepaw (written by Enigmatik)
Gadri Abzan (written by Enigmatik)
Madame Morvanne (written by Enigmatik)
Knossos Dreamwalker (written by Crusader Lord)
Galaxor Stoneclaw (written by Timemaster)
Gruyere Emmentaler Caerphilly Yarg (written by Lugubrious)
Ivraan Valdo (written by Twannyman)
Vorex Lector (written by Twannyman)
Nemeia (written by Abstract Proxy)
Hoshitsune Fumiko (written by Antediluvixen)

Past Pilgrims:
Those who have, sadly, left the Pilgrim's Caravan; but surely made a mark while they were here

Lynn and Pietro (written by OliveYou)
Mergoux (written by Overlord Thraka)
Recently rediscovered this insane concept art and now I have to fight the urge to build a whole second character around it.



Absolute madness. I love it.
Gonna start filling in the Lore some tonight, after I've settled in and had some more coffee. Off day :)
For Halloween I offer an updated character sheet, I probably wrote a bit too much, but that's the price I am currently demanding. The artwork used will almost certainly change as well, however, I am a notoriously slow chooser of images.



Wow.

You're fantastic at this. Absolutely approved. I love it.
In that case I feel okay posting this, just some scene setting tbh. Honestly the rust is a lot stronger than I expected, but I'm not exactly unhappy about my first IC post since my return :D


Nah, it was an excellent first post. I like that Ivraan has books about the Forest of Emerald in his caravan. I was *this close* to having Athulwin read a book about it as well
Updated my sheet with the extra info, nothing too special.

Also wanted to ask how strict we are on posting order, if any at all other than try to avoid posting twice in a row


There's no posting order at all. I wouldn't recommend posting twice in a row, but other than that, post as often as you like
First post up!

As some might have guessed, for our first destination I chose the Forest of Emerald that I mentioned in the OP. Our first IC post gives a general rundown of what the place is like, and the things you might choose to write about there. There's undead occupying abandoned tombs near the Caravan, there's a group of refugees that have come out of the forest seeking our aid, and there's a general feeling that the forest itself is sentient and hostile to us. Players can choose to explore any of these paths, or come up with something else that they thing could be happening in the woods.

As always, this RP is very open-ended, so feel free to invent your own stuff as you go along. If you want to go exploring and find a hidden society of elves living in the wood, or discover that the reason the forest hates us is because of a curse that an evil witch placed on it four hundred years ago, be my guest. I'm not picky. Just write something interesting, my friends ;P
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