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9 mos ago
Current Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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11 mos ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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12 mos ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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1 yr ago
Hey, folks: I've just kicked off an RP, a fantasy where you can worldbuild as much as you can adventure. So if, like me, you like worldbuilding nearly as much as writing, check out Pilgrim's Caravan
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3 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Bio

Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 10 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to play around with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

(I'm also trying to slowly break into writing as a profession, but apparently that's not enough work for me, so I'm here too. I'm starting to think this place is just where I get out all my bad ideas)

Most Recent Posts

Announcements, everybody!

1. Progress on the Lore of Alwyne has begun. You will now find short descriptions of (most of*) the magics and other powers we have invented, as well as the more unique races, in the OP.

2. We now have a Discord!

discord.gg/5EyKPRc4

*more to be done next time I have an abundance of free time.
A great first post, @Overlord Thraka. I especially loved your description of the Caravan.

Wonderous wagons moving on their own, or else pulled by strange and exotic beasts. Enormous wagons big as houses, to carts so small that they barely held the single occupant, and more-often were filled to the brim with several. The people too were something else. Poor and rich and inbetween, young and old and some perhaps even dead if the smell was any indicator. Humans and Dwarves and Elves, Lizardmen and Catfolk and all manner of Beast-men. Just yesterday a large slug pulling a wagon had shouted at her to move aside while it inched forward, leaving a slimy trail on the ground behind it.


That's almost precisely the brand of chaos that had I imagined when I came up with this RP.
Sorry, boys and girls, I fell asleep last night. I tried to will my body to stay up later but it didn't wanna hear me out.

The Lore of Alwyne is still in progress.

There we go, the cheesemonger has arrived.


Ah, yes, the Wisconsinite.

(Excellent writing on your first post, btw.)
and even sneeze to communicate.


Domestic dogs sneeze! Some of them will force a sneeze sound to let you know that they're just playing when they play bite at you.
Current Caravanners:
Those who play today

Athulwin of Queensrock (written by Tortoise)
Terilu (written by Tortoise)
Ilyana the Half-Human (written by Expendable)
Malleck Freepaw (written by Enigmatik)
Gadri Abzan (written by Enigmatik)
Madame Morvanne (written by Enigmatik)
Knossos Dreamwalker (written by Crusader Lord)
Galaxor Stoneclaw (written by Timemaster)
Gruyere Emmentaler Caerphilly Yarg (written by Lugubrious)
Ivraan Valdo (written by Twannyman)
Vorex Lector (written by Twannyman)
Nemeia (written by Abstract Proxy)
Hoshitsune Fumiko (written by Antediluvixen)

Past Pilgrims:
Those who have, sadly, left the Pilgrim's Caravan; but surely made a mark while they were here

Lynn and Pietro (written by OliveYou)
Mergoux (written by Overlord Thraka)
Recently rediscovered this insane concept art and now I have to fight the urge to build a whole second character around it.



Absolute madness. I love it.
Gonna start filling in the Lore some tonight, after I've settled in and had some more coffee. Off day :)
For Halloween I offer an updated character sheet, I probably wrote a bit too much, but that's the price I am currently demanding. The artwork used will almost certainly change as well, however, I am a notoriously slow chooser of images.



Wow.

You're fantastic at this. Absolutely approved. I love it.
In that case I feel okay posting this, just some scene setting tbh. Honestly the rust is a lot stronger than I expected, but I'm not exactly unhappy about my first IC post since my return :D


Nah, it was an excellent first post. I like that Ivraan has books about the Forest of Emerald in his caravan. I was *this close* to having Athulwin read a book about it as well
Updated my sheet with the extra info, nothing too special.

Also wanted to ask how strict we are on posting order, if any at all other than try to avoid posting twice in a row


There's no posting order at all. I wouldn't recommend posting twice in a row, but other than that, post as often as you like
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