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4 days ago
Current Do not kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
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11 mos ago
Sad to say I'm currently experiencing Writer's Block. Luckily I learned Writer's Kung Fu and I can chop the block in half with my hands like Bruce Lee
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1 yr ago
Why is the sun like bread? It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist. Haha! Isn't that so cute? Join my RP or more puns will come.
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1 yr ago
What's the difference between a Hollywood actor and a piece of driftwood? One is Justin Timberlake. The other is timber, just in a lake. Hahathisiswhati'mdoinginsteadofwriting
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4 yrs ago
That moment when losing a character in a rougelike makes you want to shed tears. No backup. It's gone.
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Current RP I want you to join: roleplayerguild.com/topics/191461-car…

Hey y'all. I've been at this for about 12 years, and I've played a lot of kinds of RP. I like fantasy and sci-fi the most, just because they give me the most to worldbuild with, but I'm cool with almost anything. I just like writing.

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Athulwin

Addressing: @Smike@Crusader Lord@Enigmatik


Athulwin nods at the gnoll's bow- but holds up a hand when she speaks. "There's no need to fetch me anything. For one who travels as much as I do, I travel much too little. I'll be going into the city myself. I should stretch my old legs. But- thank you for offering." It's fascinating. For as much as their reputation speaks of evil and bloody fangs and death, Athulwin's experience with Scrapblast has her painted as a respectful and dutiful member of the Caravan. Sometimes he wishes more of them were like her. He would perhaps make more conversation with her, but the Navigator thinks he sees something moving out of the corner of his eye. Something colorful and jovial popping out against the monotonous gold-brown shades of the desert. He half-turns for a better look at it, and-

-it's a floating mask.

An actual floating mask, or a spirit that appears like one. As it comes closer, he can see that it has a ridiculous, exaggerated kind of face and a feather crown of many colors permanently attached. He can also see that- oh, by Eld Frowen, why?- it is coming directly for him. Flying over the Dinnin's sands in search of the Navigator.

Sometimes, Athulwin believes he's being punished. That perhaps the Curse laid on him by Alder was of a deeper, stronger kind than he ever knew. Because it seems that whenever he tries to rest for a moment or two longer than he might deserve, something bizarre and magical happens that immediately commands all of his attention- and forces him to interact with it. Not long ago, a woman fell from the sky. She had been riding inside of a star. Today, he is pestered by a parade of mystical messengers.

The mask approaches him, hovers comically over the ground and has the aura of wind about it. It relays a message from Knossos. It calls Athulwin- again, by Eld Frowen, why?- 'De Grumpy Boi.' Athulwin does not question this. It has a rare accent. Athulwin also does not question this. He thanks it, and it flies away, saying something about how it was going to have a look around the Caravan for a while. He sighs deeply. He sighs very deeply.

"My apologies, erm, Scrapblast. Malleck. Hazards of being the Navigator. One day the reaper will finally come for me, and it will turn out to have been a messenger from Knossos all along."
Dead South

Mama Jones' Land. May 5th, 2037


You don't usually get to see a catastrophe coming. That's one of the hallmarks of a true disaster. It behaves like lighting: it strikes fast, in a flash that hits without warning, and you don't hear the thundering boom until after it has already left you burnt and your home in cinders. Only then do you get the chance to sit and think about what happened. A real catastrophe is a punch to the gut. Swift, undeserved, brutal.

The Olive Plague was of that kind. At first, at least. When it rolled across the earth like a tsunami, birthed out of some lab or by some cruel twisting of nature, and whole lives and cities and cultures were swept away underneath it. The human race went into shock. This was a pandemic so infectious that when you opened your eyes in the morning, you could never be sure if your face had grown olive boils while you slept, however careful you might've tried to be in the days before. But it didn't just kill you. If it had, the end of civilization as we knew it might have been mercifully quick. Nobody can truly hate the bullet that enters your brain and ends your life before you've even had the time to realize you've been shot.

But those touched by the Olive Plague died slow deaths. They lived on for months after symptoms began. They moaned, they suffered, they begged. So humanity had time to understand what was happening to us. There were long weeks where we could let it sink in: the end of our kind, our way of life- the end of the mark our race got to leave on this little blue marble. The only difference between catastrophe and tragedy is time.

These are the kinds of thoughts that Mama Jones has.

When she's sitting on the porch of her old plantation home late in the morning like this, drinking her sweet tea out of a glass jar, her mind can go off on all sorts of philosophical musings. It's the kind of thinking she would've scoffed at once. Jones was raised on a farm, a woman of the soil. She went to college, her daddy was rich, and he left most of that wealth to her- being an only child had upsides- but she didn't often let her mind fly up into the clouds like this. Thinking about humanity and fate. What silliness. The End will do that to you.

And, well, it's better than thinking about the Mounted Skulls.

They're coming. The Jonesgroup doesn't have long to prepare. A couple of weeks, maybe. There were a few men from the Mounted Skulls in Bluffton just yesterday. They were up on Maple Ridge Crest, talking to the Neighbors, asking for information about what the Jonesgroup has been up to. Or so the two Neighbors who've come down to the Jones land today have been saying. They've come in a pair, an thirty-something blonde woman and an old gray-haired man on horseback. When did the Neighbors get horses, Mama Jones wonders? They have everything these days.

They're also swearing that they didn't tell the Mounted Skulls anything, that they just sent the raiders on their way without a word of useful information, but Mama Jones has her doubts. It would be just like the Neighbors to play on both sides of the fence. So to speak.

She sips her tea. She thinks some more. These Neighbors, that's their problem- they're too sly to be trusted for long. The Dixie are no help, either; Mama Jones never wanted to join up with them, and they don't help folks who aren't their own. The Rangers might come to their aid. If someone could get word to them. But, in the end? It'll be up to the people of the Jonesgroup to save themselves. In her heart she knows that. They all do. Down to the last soul.

She looks out at the land that, in her own mind, she still owns- the woods, the little footprint of clearing around it. These stragglers and drifters she's taken in over the long years have gradually been trying to build this land into something better. By the end of the month, will it all have burned?


Approved!

We're getting a good squad going on ;P Lots of eggheads in this one
I'll keep an eye on this. If this is still acceptable, I will see how my week goes with this new job and how much dedication I can provide to this. I doubt I will join the discord, I do not know if that is acceptable or not.


You don't have to join the Discord, but I do expect you'll miss most important announcements and discussions, and you'll probably often feel confused as to what is going on.

You don't have to talk or interact in the Discord, really. I just recommend you join it so that you see what's happening.




Approved! With some small corrections:

-You might want to drop the [sub] and [i] tags. I had those in the sheet only for leaving small suggestions to the person filling it out. Writing your whole sheet with the text small and italicized makes it hard to read.

-I wouldn't recommend calling Killa a sociopath. Sociopathy is a real condition, meaning that you're not likely to portray it correctly unless you're willing to put in a lot of research. It might be better just to play her as she is without labeling exactly what's wrong with her. (My own character has serious emotional/mental issues, and I did not give him an official diagnosis for precisely this reason.)

I may have had a bit of a headstart on writing this. Alas, even I am not quite this efficient. It's mostly done, but there's still a few WIP bits in for me to polish up and get sparkling.



Approved! Drop in the char tab and start posting whene-

Oh yeah, we're not posting yet. I'm so used to saying that.
Terilu


Terilu gazes down his long snout at the people of the street, these Dinnin, who are staring right back up at him. The sight of him makes faces upturn and eyes widen, people not knowing how to reconcile his strange appearance with the normal range of their experiences. How often do you see a bat-boy? There's a poor old man who looks up at the bat with so much shock, his mouth all rounded like a yawn, that he doesn't even notice his turban slipping back. Terilu laughs at him. This scene is not at all unfamiliar: Terilu is often high over others, and he usually does inspire shock in those who don't have the pleasure of meeting Eratie as part of their drear daily routines (whatever those routines are, Terilu has no interest in them), but what's fun about this instance is that he's also inspiring shock because he's riding on top of a giant. That's a new one.

Galaxor turns his head slightly to him. His bat passenger is grateful that motion doesn't knock him off of the shoulder-ride. The giant asks: "Apologies, little one, but I never caught your name and…what are you again? Not human or dwarf, I think. Unless you people do come in different varieties besides being small." Some of the onlooker's brows crease in an even deeper confusion. Not only is there an Eratie riding on a giant, they wonder, but the giant doesn't even know the creature? Terilu laughs at that, too. In normal circumstances the whole question would irritate him. The Eratie are a great race. All should know of them. But this scene is so comical, he doesn't have enough edge in him to care just now.

He pats the giant on the back- an interesting action, when his back is under you- and says "What am I? Oh, my oversized friend, what a giant-like question to ask. I'm Terilu, Ascendant of the Third Caste and Called by the Reaching Hand, in Form of Baítudatu-Thumilie, of New Dawnlit. That's my full name. But you can call me Terilu. Just don't call me Terry, a human did that once and I was obligated by my honor as an Eratie to turn him into a skeleton." The giant's footsteps were so efficient, they were already approaching the arena. When they reached a point where the buildings seemed to clear out a little, one could just see the outline of an amphitheater on the horizon, thronged with souls hungry to see blood. They weren't the only ones. Ivraan had joined the party, too, occasionally dodging off to the side to buy some street-vendor food that was probably disgusting. "That bit about turning a human into a skeleton was a joke," admitted Terilu, forced into honesty about it in case either the giant or the elf-human-whatever had recently tuned up their moral compasses.

An Ainok picks this time to walk through the crowd far below. Terilu points him out. "Anyway, see, that is what I'm like. An Eratie is a beastrace. We're..." How does one explain this in a way that it could be understood even by a barbarian who doesn't know what sand is? Terilu, struggling to sift through the theology and anatomy and history of it all for the easiest to swallow explanation, at last says, "It's like we're part human and part bat, Galaxor. We were created by a goddess long ago- Ad'Itie, my goddess. She lured humans and elves into a cave, she fused their bodies with the cave-bats, she gave them fresh souls and taught them her ways through a mystical dance. That's when they became the first Eratie. Every kind of bat-man creature like me descends down from them. So the story goes."

The amphitheater was close now. It was a huge, open-air circle of stone, lined up with seats where paying spectators could watch their brutal show. They'd be safe up there. Down in the center is where blood would wet the sand. The opening attraction: a fight between a gladiator, and a hungry lion prodded by cruel handlers into a blood rage. Terilu was looking forward to that. But is wasn't the only thing.

"Hey, Galaxor, Ivraan" says Terilu, "look there-" he points with furry finger where, hardly five steps to the side of the grand entrance, between all the vendors selling their exotic food and souvenirs (who doesn't wish to remember the time they saw a man eaten live by a lion?), there was a sign-up for people who wanted to join the show themselves. Non-lethal fights, you get a chain necklace to show you're a contestant. "I am not going to do it, but I suspect one of you will?"
So the question is if I join do you want an unhinged mad scientist with a massive arsenal or an unhinged punk lady with an even more massive arsenal


Mad scientist. Your knowledge base and interests will enable that to be a great character. You also know guns, sure, but a lot of people can do gun lady. You're the only one who will build us a rocket-launcher and a generator from scratch with some stuff you found laying around.
Is there potentially room for another?


Absolutely! There's infinite room. The Caravan is bigger on the inside, I swear
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