@Cynder
it's her birthday tomorrow so i'm gonna woo her with gifts wrapped in rlly shitty spiderman wrapping paper
and it'll be

@Rage Lonethorn Hahaha! I am, however, one who does not believe in astrology, and I am a leo, so I like being right! Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes.

But yeah, I totally have a massive fucking crush on you. Let's get rich and buy our parents home in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. <3

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I would totally ask you out. There are a few strange obstacles in our way.....like we ARE BOTH STRAIGHT.

Why does this not make any sense! Why am I sexually attracted to clocktower, but feel like I want to be romantic and cute with Slypheed?

And why is it that adorable guys using female anime gifs makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm so damn confused.... :(

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Ya damn Leo. Eh, I'll take it!

i'm both pissed off and relieved that nobody said they have a crush on me in that survey
but like one of them apparently has a crush on jake so idk if y'all are polite or just stupid to not admire my sexiness
jk but srsly even my personality is sexy as you can tell *wink wink*

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I have a platonic crush on you. I think there's a bit of an age difference between us otherwise. :(

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that is because I'm best waifu, get rekt Slypheed, go and eat your heart out bitch

Its probably since my first interactions with you was sexual and I was also the one who turned you gay in the first place.

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nah if i wanted to brag i'd just tell you i'm handsome

which i am

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"If you throw a ball into a crowd of dogs, the one who yelps usually has a thin hide."

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I'm not gay you antagonist butt bandit

Its not gay if its anime

Its not gay if you dont know his last name

Its not gay if you're only doing it to prove you dont like it

Its not gay if you spit on him afterwards

Ideally I'd like some sort of Threesum arrangement with you and Sly, I think it'd be fairly sit-com worthy.

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I'm not gay you antagonist butt bandit

Its not gay if its anime

Its not gay if you dont know his last name

Its not gay if you're only doing it to prove you dont like it

Its not gay if you spit on him afterwards

Ideally I'd like some sort of Threesum arrangement with you and Sly, I think it'd be fairly sit-com worthy.

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i don't really care bro lmao i do have a thin hide. it allows you to get close to my heart quicker

Could I drop in and ask for a reading please? 29^th August 1997

^#Virgo

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You most certainly can!

Not only are you a Virgo, but your birthday falls early into the Virgo season. Perhaps you struggle between being social and being cautious? This does not seem impossible for a Virgo born in the first arc of the season! For your compatibility, I would suggest Taurus, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer and possibly even Pisces. If you're feeling a little daring, you may also find luck with Aquarius or even Scorpio.