Official Guild Crush and Gush Thread

[Rage Lonethorn]

All of this talk of astrology reminds me of someone @Maxx lololololol please don't kill me, I'm sorry. Astrology is just so much fun! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THE STARS.

[Wade Wilson]

i'm both pissed off and relieved that nobody said they have a crush on me in that survey
but like one of them apparently has a crush on jake so idk if y'all are polite or just stupid to not admire my sexiness
jk but srsly even my personality is sexy as you can tell *wink wink*

[Lunaeria]

@Cynder
it's her birthday tomorrow so i'm gonna woo her with gifts wrapped in rlly shitty spiderman wrapping paper
and it'll be

@McHaggis

Honestly, that is 10/10 content I don't know what anyone could possibly want more than that.

I hope it works out I'm rooting for this love destined by the stars.

[Maxx]

@Rage Lonethorn Hahaha! I am, however, one who does not believe in astrology, and I am a leo, so I like being right! Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes.

But yeah, I totally have a massive fucking crush on you. Let's get rich and buy our parents home in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. <3

[Rage Lonethorn]

@Rage Lonethorn Hahaha! I am, however, one who does not believe in astrology, and I am a leo, so I like being right! Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes.

But yeah, I totally have a massive fucking crush on you. Let's get rich and buy our parents home in the south of France. Let's get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance. <3

@Maxx

Ya damn Leo. Eh, I'll take it!

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by Slypheed>

I would totally ask you out. There are a few strange obstacles in our way.....like we ARE BOTH STRAIGHT.

Why does this not make any sense! Why am I sexually attracted to clocktower, but feel like I want to be romantic and cute with Slypheed?

And why is it that adorable guys using female anime gifs makes me go weak at the knees.

I'm so damn confused.... :(

@Dynamo Frokane

that is because I'm best waifu, get rekt Slypheed, go and eat your heart out bitch

Its probably since my first interactions with you was sexual and I was also the one who turned you gay in the first place.

[Maxx]

<Snipped quote by Maxx>

Ya damn Leo. Eh, I'll take it!

@Rage Lonethorn

It's as close as you're gonna get, babe.

[Dion]

@Dynamo Frokane

nah if i wanted to brag i'd just tell you i'm handsome

which i am

[Cyndyr]

i'm both pissed off and relieved that nobody said they have a crush on me in that survey
but like one of them apparently has a crush on jake so idk if y'all are polite or just stupid to not admire my sexiness
jk but srsly even my personality is sexy as you can tell *wink wink*

@Wade Wilson

I have a platonic crush on you. I think there's a bit of an age difference between us otherwise. :(

[Wade Wilson]

<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>
I have a platonic crush on you. I think there's a bit of an age difference between us otherwise. :(

@Cynder

awwwwww cheerz
lol yeah let's not make it creepy lmao

[Dolerman]

<Snipped quote by Dynamo Frokane>

that is because I'm best waifu, get rekt Slypheed, go and eat your heart out bitch

Its probably since my first interactions with you was sexual and I was also the one who turned you gay in the first place.

@ClocktowerEchos

I'm not gay you antagonist butt bandit

Its not gay if its anime

Its not gay if you dont know his last name

Its not gay if you're only doing it to prove you dont like it

Its not gay if you spit on him afterwards

Ideally I'd like some sort of Threesum arrangement with you and Sly, I think it'd be fairly sit-com worthy.

[Dolerman]

<Snipped quote by Dynamo Frokane>

nah if i wanted to brag i'd just tell you i'm handsome

which i am

@Buddha

"If you throw a ball into a crowd of dogs, the one who yelps usually has a thin hide."

[Dion]

<Snipped quote by Buddha>

"If you throw a ball into a crowd of dogs, the one who yelps usually has a thin hide."

@Dynamo Frokane

"If you throw shade in an obvious manner, best not play it off because something witty goes here"

i don't really care bro lmao i do have a thin hide. it allows you to get close to my heart quicker

[arockysmith]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

I'm not gay you antagonist butt bandit

Its not gay if its anime

Its not gay if you dont know his last name

Its not gay if you're only doing it to prove you dont like it

Its not gay if you spit on him afterwards

Ideally I'd like some sort of Threesum arrangement with you and Sly, I think it'd be fairly sit-com worthy.

@Dynamo Frokane

[Lunaeria]

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

I'm not gay you antagonist butt bandit

Its not gay if its anime

Its not gay if you dont know his last name

Its not gay if you're only doing it to prove you dont like it

Its not gay if you spit on him afterwards

Ideally I'd like some sort of Threesum arrangement with you and Sly, I think it'd be fairly sit-com worthy.

@Dynamo Frokane

This entire thread could be a sit-com tbh.

Also I can confirm "It's not gay if you dont know his last name" I'm a scientist this is reliable research

[Aewin]

@Cynder Could I drop in and ask for a reading please? 29^th August 1997

^#Virgo

[Dolerman]

<Snipped quote by Dynamo Frokane>

i don't really care bro lmao i do have a thin hide. it allows you to get close to my heart quicker

@Buddha

That gay stuff only works on me when @Slypheed does it.

[Cyndyr]

Could I drop in and ask for a reading please? 29^th August 1997

^#Virgo

@Aewin

You most certainly can!

Not only are you a Virgo, but your birthday falls early into the Virgo season. Perhaps you struggle between being social and being cautious? This does not seem impossible for a Virgo born in the first arc of the season! For your compatibility, I would suggest Taurus, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer and possibly even Pisces. If you're feeling a little daring, you may also find luck with Aquarius or even Scorpio.

[Aewin]

<Snipped quote by Aewin>
You most certainly can!

Not only are you a Virgo, but your birthday falls early into the Virgo season. Perhaps you struggle between being social and being cautious? This does not seem impossible for a Virgo born in the first arc of the season! For your compatibility, I would suggest Taurus, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer and possibly even Pisces. If you're feeling a little daring, you may also find luck with Aquarius or even Scorpio.

@Cynder

Ahh that sounds like me. My boyfriend is a Libra so that's good <3

Thank you!

[Erklings25]

As cute as this thread it, nobody has a crush on me... *weeps into pillow*

#DynamoEchoes