@SouffleGirl123 & @VKAllen step right up for some fanfiction. This will be more Tina Belcher inspired.

Their song: youtube.com/watch?v=pdag4mdVVeM

VK ran up to Souffle out of breathe. He grabbed her by the shoulders frantically trying to pull her out of the nightmare before them. "Souf! Souf! Look at me, babe!" he yelled. Her eyes snapped over to him and a wide smile spread across her face. She looked more excited than he'd ever seen and he couldn't understand why. "What's wrong? Did you do get bitten?" he asked checking her over for any bite marks.

SouffleGirl shook her head laughing, "I was just thinking about how I'd always dreamed of a zombie boyfriend. If you let yourself get bitten, then I'd finally succeed in having touched a zombie boys butt," she said with a sigh as he began to pull her away.

He bit his lip and thought about what she had just said. If he allowed himself to get bitten would she find him to be the perfect man? Would he finally be the guy she'd always fantasized about. He shook his head to clear the thoughts, but they kept gripping at the edge of his mind. They had finally made it to a hide out, and climbed through the broken window. It was dark by this time, but they didn't dare turn on any lights. They sat down in a corner and tried to figure out a plan to get out of the zombie infested city. It wasn't long before VK and Souffle began to talk about him turning into a zombie.

"If that's really want you want...I'll do anything to make you happy," he said to her when they heard a crash.

VK took a deep breath and went to check it out. He knew what it was, but if this was what she wanted he would oblige. They'd been dating for a couple years now, so maybe it wasn't so much him she was bored with, but the aspect of their whole relationship. It was a non stop repeat daily. Maybe this would spice things up. He turned the corner and came face to face with Zombie.....@Fabricant451, a long lost friend. When the zombies started attacking VK had lost touch with Fab. Seeing Fab now brought tears to his eyes. He didn't even mind the biting. After a couple zombie minutes Fab and VK found their way back to Souffle.

She jumped up a little concerned. "VK and Fab? Do...do you think it's too much if I touch both your butts at once?" she asked shyly. When they groaned a response she took a step forward and grabbed their butts slowly. "I guess now I can finally date you both. One zombie isn't enough, I want both."



With unison groans VK and Fab both realized that this threesome was something only Souffle could dream up. Not wanting to disappoint her they obliged and the three of them lived together in their hide out for a couple days as a happy threesome, until VK got jealous and decided to turn Souffle into a zombie. Fab not being a fan of zombie lovers took everything and left.

VK groaned an apology, to which Souffle responded with an butt grabbing. The two of them began their new life as a zombie couple and lived happily ever after.

It brought a tear to my eye

@NuttsnBolts: Is that not how fanfics usually go? xD

@Fabricant451: *bows* I do my best to please the audience.

I wish to pursue a Guild relationship with @Grey who won't notice me. Advice, fellow Crushers?

@Cynder

you might want to vacuum around him. You know he's all about those vacuums.

@Cynder

Shit. Just let out the wicked, motherfucking. mush makers.

Like fucking...:

Are you grey all over?

Do you blush red or black?

Have you ever heard of color mixing?

I got a pretty ligh touch.

Flirt with that concrete like a wrecking ball with an obsession.

Shit. Just let out the wicked, motherfucking. mush makers.

Like fucking...:

Are you grey all over?

Do you blush red or black?

Have you ever heard of color mixing?

I got a pretty ligh touch.

Flirt with that concrete like a wrecking ball with an obsession.

I have no idea what you just said.

@Cynder

Shit. Sister, What I am trying to deliver is that you can't cook a turkey in a, motherfucking. goldmine. You know. If wanna heat some guy up to you, you got to turn the dial and put his ass on the oven. Because even though my rightous, sister has a motherfucking. soul more sticky than a fly trap for killer wasps some folks are too cold to get drawn in without steam.

Flirt that concrete color until it turns brick red.

@Cynder You could always write Grey a fanfic with both of you guys to break the ice. Or better yet, get them to fill out your little questionnaire and I can write the fic

I'm surprised you guys took that post of mine to be serious. I suppose it partially is.

Shit. Sister, What I am trying to deliver is that you can't cook a turkey in a, motherfucking. goldmine. You know. If wanna heat some guy up to you, you got to turn the dial and put his ass on the oven. Because even though my rightous, sister has a motherfucking. soul more sticky than a fly trap for killer wasps some folks are too cold to get drawn in without steam.

Flirt that concrete color until it turns brick red.

Not possible.

You could always write Grey a fanfic with both of you guys to break the ice. Or better yet, get them to fill out your little questionnaire and I can write the fic

This seems like this could be a good idea. What do you think, @Grey?

Hey guys! So, I know Cynder does Astrology readings, and since those took off rather well, I thought I'd offer something! I read tarot, it's like my favorite thing to do. If anyone wants any readings, let me know!

Hey guys! So, I know Cynder does Astrology readings, and since those took off rather well, I thought I'd offer something! I read tarot, it's like my favorite thing to do. If anyone wants any readings, let me know!

Tarot reading, eh? I'm up for it.

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Tarot reading, eh? I'm up for it.

Sweet! :D Tarot readings are a little more involved, do you want your reading to be public? If not, that's fine, just PM me your question and I'll PM you the spread I did, as well as the cards I drew and what they relate to in the spread, and my general feel of the read. I'll also send you the card meanings so that you can interpret them yourself if you would like to. :)

@Celaira super interested! I love stuff like that. What kind of question do we ask? Everyone I know does it differently or only like specific topics

@arockysmith Honestly, you can ask whatever you want, but be mindful to take my readings with a grain of salt because they're not meant to be fully relied on, only to serve as a general direction towards whatever you want to achieve. In geneeral, you probably want to be as specific with your question as possible, as being too vague leaves the cards more open to murky outcomes.

EDIT: You may also want to be careful with questions like: "who will I marry," or whatever, because the cards can't give you a name, only a very vague description of the person using whatever I pull. That usually doesn't turn out too great. I mean, you can ask that, but you should be more skeptical of the outcome if you have me read for it.

@Celaira Okay, you can do mine public so people can see how you work. If this question is too vague for you let me know I'll come up with a different one.

What area of my life needs the most attention right now?

We're adding Tarot into this? This thread just got an upgrade.

@Celaira Okay, you can do mine public so people can see how you work. If this question is too vague for you let me know I'll come up with a different one.

What area of my life needs the most attention right now?

I will start this once I get back to my computer (about 10 minutes from now).

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I will start this once I get back to my computer (about 10 minutes from now).

I shall awaite your response :) Super excited for this. This kind of stuff has always been super interesting to me.

The Question:

What area of my life needs the most attention right now?

The Spread I used.

The Cards I drew:

• The Present: Wheel of Fortune.
• The Immediate Challenge: Three of Wands.
• Distant Past: Ten of Swords.
• Recent Past: Knave of Swords.
• Best Outcome: Justice.
• Immediate Future: Knight of Cups.
• Factors Effecting The Situation: Queen of Swords.
• External Influences: Eight of Swords.
• Hopes and Fears: Eight of Pentacles.
• Final Outcome: Knight of Swords.

My General View of the Reading
It seems that your present way of doing things is changing. Whether good or bad, things are not as they were previously. It seems as though you're headed for, or already in, a rough patch of sorts; but it's nothing compared to what you've been through before. Were you, or someone you know doing research of some kind recently? Maybe for a thesis, or something else important? It seems as though whatever energy you put out there will be returned to you, that is your best possible outcome, but is not necessarily the only one. Be positive, and your end result will be positive as well. It seems as though you might have some good news headed your way soon, as the card drawn here was not in reverse. I hope all is well. It's possible you have a person in your life who is telling you to go a certain way, if you've been hesitant to listen to them, you may want to try and hear them out more intently. Are you afraid, or is someone afraid for you? Being that this is an external influence, try and evaluate the people who know about where you want to go, and talk with those who seem to being worrying too much. You can do this. You'll be alright. Are you fighting with someone over what direction you're trying to go? It seems as though your final outcome will result in the end to that conflict, however, there is a possibility it could also create more. Be careful in how you deal with this.

You can find each card's meaning linked to the name of the card itself. I don't know if my view on your situation was accurate, considering I am not able to tell what directions you've been wanting to go in life, but maybe if you read the card meanings yourself, you'll find the answer you're looking for. :)

The Question:
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The Spread I used.

The Cards I drew:

• The Present: Wheel of Fortune.
• The Immediate Challenge: Three of Wands.
• Distant Past: Ten of Swords.
• Recent Past: Knave of Swords.
• Best Outcome: Justice.
• Immediate Future: Knight of Cups.
• Factors Effecting The Situation: Queen of Swords.
• External Influences: Eight of Swords.
• Hopes and Fears: Eight of Pentacles.
• Final Outcome: Knight of Swords.

My General View of the Reading
It seems that your present way of doing things is changing. Whether good or bad, things are not as they were previously. It seems as though you're headed for, or already in, a rough patch of sorts; but it's nothing compared to what you've been through before. Were you, or someone you know doing research of some kind recently? Maybe for a thesis, or something else important? It seems as though whatever energy you put out there will be returned to you, that is your best possible outcome, but is not necessarily the only one. Be positive, and your end result will be positive as well. It seems as though you might have some good news headed your way soon, as the card drawn here was not in reverse. I hope all is well. It's possible you have a person in your life who is telling you to go a certain way, if you've been hesitant to listen to them, you may want to try and hear them out more intently. Are you afraid, or is someone afraid for you? Being that this is an external influence, try and evaluate the people who know about where you want to go, and talk with those who seem to being worrying too much. You can do this. You'll be alright. Are you fighting with someone over what direction you're trying to go? It seems as though your final outcome will result in the end to that conflict, however, there is a possibility it could also create more. Be careful in how you deal with this.

You can find each card's meaning linked to the name of the card itself. I don't know if my view on your situation was accurate, considering I am not able to tell what directions you've been wanting to go in life, but maybe if you read the card meanings yourself, you'll find the answer you're looking for. :)

Super duper extremely impressed. everything you've said seems to revolve around my previous brain surgery, therapies (physical and speech), and my job.