I'm giving you guys an opportunity to do some party-chatting and stuff like that. My next post will begin with handing out the quests. My thoughts so far:

The Fat King - Party 1.
Bridge Rat Infestation - Party 2.
Stolen Daughter - Alexander.

I'll rewrite the quest text to suit Seth's way of speaking. If you really think that the parties should switch tasks tell me why and I promise I will read and at least consider it.
@Legion02 If you want to go with party 2, could you please tell me how Alexander would respond to Seth as he gives the quest? That way I can get it all into my next post so you don't have to write a whole post around the action of saying "I'd rather not" and then wait for me and/or the leader of Party 2 to reply before we can get on with it.

You need to read the fine print on the quests.

The Fat King only requires 3 people

Bridge Rat Infestation will involve the whole guild.

Character Name: Luanne Lockheart

Alias: The Bulldozer

Age: 29

Race: Human

Gender: Female

Height: 7''

Weight: 125

Hair Color: Waist length honey blonde held in a tight braid.

Eye Color: Soft purple

Level: 1

Class: Berserker (Tank spec)

Abilities:
1. [Heavy charge] - Like the name suggests, Dozer gains a burst of movement speed and charges in the intended direction. Anything caught in her path will be thrown aside and take damage, enemies caught directly in her path (limit: 1) are forced along with her until she stops or hits terrain, dealing more damage. This ability also breaks through doors or walls. (wooden doors/walls at the moment)
2. [Shield rush] - Similar to [Heavy Charge], [Shield Rush] puts Dozer into a short thrust forward with her shield leading, Stunning nearby targets and knocking them away a short distance. During the attack animation, Dozer blocks all frontal attacks. Thanks to its short cooldown it is used frequently to disorient enemy positioning.

Skills: These abilities have nothing to do with combat. They're utility skills that may be necessary for the survival of the group. Characters get two for now.
1. [Frenzied Regeneration] - Passive ability - Every time Dozer takes damage she activates a passive healing effect that stacks on itself depending on how many times struck, healing for a percentage of the damage up to a maximum of 5 stacks (current 5%hp/second @ 5stacks) every 3 seconds.
2. [Warpath] - Passive ability - Friendly units that follow behind Dozer receive the buff [On a Warpath!] Increasing damage dealt and attack speed by 10% (@lvl 1) for the next 10 seconds. Cannot receive [On a Warpath!] more than once every 25 seconds.

Weapon: Simple Round steel shield and a heavy Warhammer

Personality: Obnoxiously flirty and crude to an extreme and constantly tries to swindle gold and help from players caught by the hypnotic sway of Dozers hips and the bounce of her cleavage. Her clothing is just a testament to the scam of looking as eye catching as possible. But that isn't to say that she isn't a powerful fighter or capable tank! Utilizing a series of crude taunts and obscene gestures, such as shaking her rear or spitting on an enemy, Dozer takes a great deal of pleasure making enemies and players alike practically froth at the mouth trying to kill her.

When not in moments of subjective abuse or demeaning behavior she can be surprisingly intelligent in her own right. Clever to a fault, even if acting like a total bimbo.

Quirks: Obsessive about her looks. Loves fawning over 'little brothers and sisters' (To which anybody shorter than her is referred to). Flaunts her body too much.
Likes: Jewels. Gems. Gold. Rare items. Gifts!
Dislikes: People taller than her. Women dressed in overly erotic clothing (ironic, no?). Not being talked to at large gatherings (sometimes.) Monsters that just. WONT. DIE!!
Inventory: Empty (This will be empty for now. We’ll earn items through the game.)