Go to walmart with a picket sign in a foriegn language.
Mind you, don't do any of this stuff at your local stores, kiddos. Be smart. Don't be like Haley.
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Being something you did when 14, I suspect you did this at a local store.
and someone recognized you... 5 years later...
A backpack and rice. Lots and lots of rice.
Distribute carefully across the entryway. The initial sprawl is critical. >.>
Having a wedding in the garden center of Walmart without permission with preferably a picture of someone or just a stuffed toy as the groom
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A sex doll.