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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, after your lobotomy you realise you no longer have control over your body - some other impulsive side of your personality takes over whilst you have to sit and watch, helplessly, whilst your body goes around hurting your friends and family in your name.

I wish for a nice book and a cup of tea.
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Granted; the tea is spiked and you wake up an indeterminate amount of time later trapped in a warehouse and chained to a wall by someone you don't know. Your future is now in someone else's hands.

I wish I was fully androgynous in appearance so I could screw with people. Because that's just the kind of person I am.
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Granted. However, now you can no longer remember what gender you actually identify as, and any attempts to find out conclude in a screaming woman hitting you over the head with a baseball bat.

I wish that my video game characters could be strong without me having to grind for EXP or hack the game code.
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Granted. Your video games instead have long, repetitive dungeons where you kill all the 90's animation guys instantly, and you do it over, and over, and over, and over, and you're too strong, so just over, and over, and over...

I wish for a million dates.
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Granted, you get a million dates where you're continually rejected in confidence crushing ways until the very last one with someone forty years older than you with no drive in life except to spend every moment with you. You go out with them because you think that's all you could hope for and now spend your time playing bingo and smelling of fish.

I wish the north Korean leader would suddenly feel very charitable.
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Wish granted. For a single day, he decided not to throw anyone to the dogs alive. Didn't even kill anyone without a reason for 24 hours. But the next goes by and someone is tweeting that you shouldn't really be that harsh to the poor guy. And the cycle continues.

And to balance out the dark reply. I wish everyone, besides ones that would beat, mistreat or eat them on the planet adopted and could afford a kitten. :3 (because cats make everyone happier. At least it give most the people that hate me online an actual friend. <3)

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Granted. Now everyone that would take care of them has a kitten, and enough money to keep it. A lot of people, however, aren't so good at keeping money, and soon both them and their cat are starving.

Also allergies. Lots of allergies.

I wish a lot of bicycles appeared, but didn't harm anyone on their arrival or as a result of it.
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Granted, they haven't harmed anyone but it is terribly inconvenient - all traffic has had to stop as the roads have all filled with bicycles.

I wish for a leaf to drop off a tree in yellow stone.
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Granted! The leaf is, in fact, the last leaf to ever grow in Yellow Stone, which is a spectacular scenario to speculate!

I wish for an International Stapler Olympics.
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Granted. It involves stapling paper to people as rapidly as possible, and is discontinued soon after. The stage was too hard to clean up from all the blood.

I wish people would post in my RPs.
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Granted! However, the posts are just trollish people spamming the OOC. Rip.

I wish the International Stapler Olympics was not discontinued.
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Granted. Instead, they lead to the world become a post-apocalyptic Staplocracy ruled by those who are skilled in using the art of staplerjutsu to murder all who oppose them.

I wish for a plague on both your houses.
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Wish Granted. I just leave and go to my third house.

I wish I could watch the JoJo anime adaptations faster.
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Granted. From now on, they will always be at 25x speed, allowing you to watch as many as you want but get nothing from it.

I wish that David Hasselhoff was my dad. Or Kurt Russell. That'd be neat.
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Granted, but because of his obvious fame, your new dad is highly neglectful and you soon wish you'd never wished.

I wish I didn't have to work to get good grades in college.
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Granted, now you drop out from college.
I wish the anime was more evil. Less good guy will prevail or overcome their bad sides,... etc
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted. Berserk.

I wish that there would be a falling star upon which I could wish.
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Granted. A falling star is seen, and you have approximately five seconds to make your wish, before it crashes into your face, killing you instantly. Unfortunately, the wish made upon the star did nothing.

I wish that the worst thing that could happen to the universe, would happen.
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Granted a blackhole gobbles up and destroys time as we know it, but spits you out leaving you on a lifeless world with no sense of time.

I wish for another cookie
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Granted. But it's poisoned.

I wish to talk to the person that I want to talk most.
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