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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by HachiRoku
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Granted, but every breath requires a tax form submission.

I wish for infinite wishes that I can control.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Peridot
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Sure thing, but you lose your mind and start thinking of batshit crazy wishes that just end up ruining your life.

I wish the human race has encountered a friendly alien race, in which first contact went off without a hitch and we are now benefiting from this new relationship.
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Granted, but now we have to work together with the alien race to defeat their enemies.

I wish for a pony, simple right?
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted, but it is a furry.

I wish for whatever.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted! You now have an interrogative ever!

I wish to have the willpower of a dandelion seed.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. But now you literally ARE a dandelion seed.

I wish that if I said "Hachooken" (Achoo + Hadoken) when I sneezed, a ki blast would shoot out of my face.
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Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted! However, you are never able to simultaneously sneeze and say, "Hachooken" (Achoo + Hadoken). Alack!

I wish I had the stamina of a blade of grass that gets mowed every week.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by AlteredTundra
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Granted. You now have the stamina of a blade of grass, but now you are unable to stop running, and you are running straight into a raging fire.

I wish to have enlightenment.
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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Darth Shadow
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You have been enlightened with the knowledge that you are a human. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just a human.

I wish the school would just end. For good.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. But now you are in Guantanemo Bay for a rash of serial school bombings.

I wish my spaghetti wasn't cold...
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by fer1323
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Granted but it tastes like vomit

I wish for nothing
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by SleepingSilence
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You've been granted nothing as far as the eye can see. Just hope you didn't have any clothes, or worldly possessions at the time.

I wish writer's block was no longer a thing.
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Granted, you get sent to writer's-gulag for thoughtcrime.

I kinda wish there was enough of me to get everything I set out to do done within the time I've set aside for myself.
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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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Granted, but one day you and your clones fight to the death to see which one would be the true you.

I wish for cake.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, but one day you and your clones fight to the death to see which one would be the true you.

I wish for cake.


Worth it!

Granted, you now have an illegal shipment of yellow enriched uranium cake, and then promptly get your personal space invaded by Donald Trump's Army.

You then become golfing buddies with Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump... you play a round every sunday afternoon as at Disneyworld.

I wish someone found this entertaining.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted, but then the person who finds it entertaining begins to stalk you. Then they kill you and wear your face back to your family's house.

I wish bacon was its own food group.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by HachiRoku
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Granted, but every country places a 'health tax' on it that raises the price to unjustifiable levels.

I wish I had the 6 Infinity Stones.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. But they are cheap plastic souvenirs.

I wish anime filler was better than it usually is.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Cleverbird
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Granted, the filler episodes are great now, but the story episodes are terrible.

I wish lootboxes were removed from games.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted, but now every game is an EA game.

I wish for [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED].
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