*Low growling*
You stay away, and keep your pervy, gropey, twitchy, scaley hands to yourself, you little homewrecker! If you know what's good for you, that is...
That goes for the rest of you guys too.
Stop trying to floof my wife! >:(
Max would be FAR too scared (and polite) to floof your wife.
Would godly energy cause his head to explode?
Would he receive a divine vision leaving him permanently blind?
Would he attain a higher state of enlightenment and forget to water his plants?
Would Miyuki find out and then bludgeon him to death with her chest?
All these things are a possibility and all must be avoided at all costs.