*Low growling*
You stay away, and keep your pervy, gropey, twitchy, scaley hands to yourself, you little homewrecker! If you know what's good for you, that is...

That goes for the rest of you guys too.
Stop trying to floof my wife! >:(

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Max would be FAR too scared (and polite) to floof your wife.
Would godly energy cause his head to explode?
Would he receive a divine vision leaving him permanently blind?
Would he attain a higher state of enlightenment and forget to water his plants?
Would Miyuki find out and then bludgeon him to death with her chest?

All these things are a possibility and all must be avoided at all costs.

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As far as ways to go, I'd say that's a pretty awesome way to go though. ^^

Borkus is an absolute fucking icon.

Borkus is an absolute fucking icon.

Surprise!!! Three NPCs have been added. They are in the character page as the 0th post.

Surprise!!! Three NPCs have been added. They are in the character page as the 0th post.

Of all of them, he's not afraid of the slime Queen? I suppose they probably wrote notes back and forth

Alright, I know it's not my call to make, obviously, and I'm as biased as bias gets; but things seem to be slowing down a bit, it might be time for a timeskip?

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Yeah, I have to agree with this. It's been two days since the last post.

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... In most RPs, you're lucky to get every single player to post once
each week. :P

Mini-edit:
And I'm personally in no rush, but if the people want to skip time, then let them eat cake! Or... Skip time... Whichever comes first.