[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Master Bruce]

I'll acknowledge you once you write an actual sex scene that doesn't fade to black.

[Morden Man]

I'm still waiting on that whole "make some friends" thing. So far, I hate every last one of you rotten bastards.

@AndyC

You'll get there eventually.

Either that or you'll be able to tell the nurse that's obligated to care for you in whatever state-run nursing home you end up in that you almost made it to more than three posts in a roleplaying game sixty years ago. Who needs friends when you can have all that?

[Enarr]

Congratulations @Hexaflexagon. I thought @Lord Wraith was the best at formatting until I saw that beauty.

[Simple Unicycle]

A paper airplane is inevitably going to land on the ground, but one that's well-folded and uses good materials is going to stay in the air longer than one that's crumpled together and full of holes.

@AndyC

That moment when you're not sure if you're reading a thread on RPG or a hard boiled noir story.

[AndyC]

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But you acknowledge me. I'll take it.

@Retired

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I am forever unacknowledged.

@Lord Wraith

I refuse.

[mickilennial]

I like everyone except myself.

[AndyC]

I like everyone except myself.

@Inkarnate

Don't feel bad-- I don't like yourself either.

[Afro Samurai]

I like everyone except myself.

@Inkarnate

A big mood.

[Retired]

Andy beat me to it.

[Lord Wraith]

I'll acknowledge you once you write an actual sex scene that doesn't fade to black.

@Master Bruce

Do you all want me banned? Fine, then I'm going out with style.

Thor celebrates International Women's Day in my next post.

Congratulations @Hexaflexagon. I thought @Lord Wraith was the best at formatting until I saw that beauty.

@Nightrunner

I think I hate you.

[mickilennial]

Andy beat me to it.

@Retired

Why are we friends?

[Retired]

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Why are we friends?

@Inkarnate

Because I'm really good looking? And humble.

@Nib Congratulations. You gave me my 100th like.

[Master Bruce]

Do you all want me banned? Fine, then I'm going out with style.

Thor celebrates International Women's Day in my next post.

@Lord Wraith

Okay, genuine question here for a n00b to the bigger Guild site rules (admittedly not a great admission for the GM of a game)... are these sorts of things not allowed? Because I know 18+ games exist, and I was wondering what the hell those could be if not just full of graphic depictions of people making ham sandwiches.

[Sep]

There's some red in that ledger.

@Lord Wraith

It's not red, it's pink.

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You'll get there eventually.

@Morden Man

And he's known you for years, I guess all us newbies have a couple of years to go, huh? At least I am Gowis bane, forever. I hold that title with pride and distinction.

Thor celebrates International Women's Day in my next post.

@Lord Wraith

Hit me up, sparks will fly.

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Okay, genuine question here for a n00b to the bigger Guild site rules (admittedly not a great admission for the GM of a game)... are these sorts of things not allowed? Because I know 18+ games exist, and I was wondering what the hell those could be if not just full of graphic depictions of people making ham sandwiches.

@Master Bruce

It ain't allowed, 18+ Games.... I don't know because I tend to avoid anything on the Guild that has '18+' in the name. Though that's cause my Mummy said I'm not allowed.

[Retired]

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Okay, genuine question here for a n00b to the bigger Guild site rules (admittedly not a great admission for the GM of a game)... are these sorts of things not allowed? Because I know 18+ games exist, and I was wondering what the hell those could be if not just full of graphic depictions of people making ham sandwiches.

@Master Bruce

Gotta take it to PM, and treat it like an early 2000's AIM session.

[AndyC]

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Why are we friends?

@Inkarnate

Makin' a lot of assumptions there......

[Master Bruce]

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Gotta take it to PM, and treat it like an early 2000's AIM session.

@Retired

Wow. That just makes it seem weirder to me.

I regret asking.

[Sep]

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Wow. That just makes it seem weirder to me.

I regret asking.

@Master Bruce

Hey babe, I hear you like Eggplant Emojis.

[Lord Wraith]

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Okay, genuine question here for a n00b to the bigger Guild site rules (admittedly not a great admission for the GM of a game)... are these sorts of things not allowed? Because I know 18+ games exist, and I was wondering what the hell those could be if not just full of graphic depictions of people making ham sandwiches.

@Master Bruce

Graphic content is not allowed on the forum however people still advertise 18+ games and then carry them out either in PM or off site. PMs are technically a gray area but it's all due to the fact if the Guild has Adult content we can't get the Google Ads or whatever which keeps costs down for Mahz or some such bureaucracy nonsense.

[Retired]

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Wow. That just makes it seem weirder to me.

I regret asking.

@Master Bruce

I can, ahem, give you a private tutorial, later.