[OOC] Epyllion: Beyond Moonlight's Reach

[XxFellsingxX]

New post will either be up today or tomorrow all being well.

[XxFellsingxX]

@Vertigo Since you got a 9 on your moon magic roll, pick 1 of the following:
- The magic is exceptionally powerful.
- The magic remains within your control.

[Vertigo]

@Vertigo Since you got a 9 on your moon magic roll, pick 1 of the following:
- The magic is exceptionally powerful.
- The magic remains within your control.

@XxFellsingxX

Hmm, let's go with "The magic remains within your control", so it can hopefully work more precisely to pinpoint a source/reason for the chaotic magic (if any) as she moves forward.

[Digizel]

Haha, how's that for a change of pace? The first one to post for a change rather than taking a week plus! The Bui has found his motivation through Shieldwing~ >3

[XxFellsingxX]

@Vertigo @Guardian Angel Haruki Boop.

[Vertigo]

This is on my catch up list this week!

[rush99999]

@Guardian Angel Haruki

You still with us?

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

@Guardian Angel Haruki

You still with us?

@rush99999

Yes, but it’ll take me a bit of time to post. At work and in middle of family visit.

[Digizel]

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Yes, but it’ll take me a bit of time to post. At work and in middle of family visit.

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Oh yeah I know how swamped that kind of thing can make you. Hope things are going well for you, take your time and don't stress yourself out too much~

[rush99999]

Hey guys! I just remembered that the Incorrect Quotes Generator exists.

Stargaze: I never tell people off the bat that I'm an Orphan. I wait. I wait until they say some Orphanophobic stuff and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm an Orphan right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Skobeloff:
Skobeloff: I like you.

[XxFellsingxX]

Planning on getting a new DM post up at the weekend. Apologies for the delay ^^; The most recent Tir na Og post was kicking my ass.

[XxFellsingxX]

Also, because Rush reminded me that the incorrect quotes generator existed, I got these gems...

Skobeloff: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Stargaze: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Stargaze: You have any sunscreen?
Skobeloff: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Stargaze: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

Shieldwing: How the hell are you still alive?
Fellwing: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Shieldwing: Legend says that when you can’t sleep, it means you’re awake in someone else’s dreams.
Shieldwing: When I find out who you are, I’m going to punch you in the face.

Shieldwing: Ladies, gentlemen and Fellwing, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Skobeloff: A llama?
Shieldwing: No.
Skobeloff: A baby llama?
Shieldwing: No!
Skobeloff: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Shieldwing: NO!

Skobeloff: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Shieldwing: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Skobeloff: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

Skobeloff: You might not know this, Shieldwing, but I am a flawed person.
Shieldwing: I do know that.

Fellwing: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Fellwing: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Fellwing: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

Stargaze: I am in charge of this disaster!
Skobeloff: I have a name, you know.

[Digizel]

You dare make me remember this monstrosity, now you pay the price

Skobeloff: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.

Stargaze, about Shieldwing: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Skobeloff: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Skobeloff: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
Shieldwing: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Skobeloff: Aww, it's a love note for Stargaze?
Shieldwing: No-
Skobeloff: *opens it*
Skobeloff:
Shieldwing:
Skobeloff: I can't read this.

Shieldwing: Breathe, just breathe.
Stargaze: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Skobeloff: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Skobeloff: I regret nothing!!!
Shieldwing: I regret everything!!!

Fellwing: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Stargaze: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

*Stargaze is crying after a breakup*
Skobeloff: There there, Stargaze.
Stargaze, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Skobeloff: Great question—

Skobeloff: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Shieldwing: Which way did Stargaze go?
Skobeloff: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Shieldwing: You could really figure it out from that?
Skobeloff: No, you idiot, Stargaze sent me a text. See?

Stargaze: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

Skobeloff: You can track Stargaze?
Shieldwing: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Skobeloff: This is getting embarrassing.
Shieldwing: Getting? We’re already there!

Shieldwing: Are you alright?
Fellwing: Short answer or long answer?
Shieldwing: Short?
Fellwing: No.
Shieldwing: Long?
Fellwing: Nooooooo.

Shieldwing: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Stargaze & Skobeloff:
Stargaze: Was it Skobeloff?

[Digizel]

I have had a busy weekend, but I will hopefully be able to get Shieldwing's response in tomorrow~ =3

[rush99999]

@Guardian Angel Haruki

[rush99999]

Shieldwing: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Shieldwing: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Skobeloff: Uh... what's up with him?
Fellwing: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Shieldwing: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Stargaze, crying: It's working.

Skobeloff: Why do you look like that?
Stargaze, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Skobeloff: Like you’re dead.
Stargaze: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Shieldwing: Stargaze accidentally called Fellwing a seer in front of everyone today.
Stargaze: *sobs into the floor*

Stargaze, texting Fellwing: Fellwing! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Fellwing: Where are you?
Stargaze: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Fellwing: I'll call Skobeloff.
Skobeloff, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Fellwing: Where's Stargaze? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Skobeloff: Stargaze? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Skobeloff:
Skobeloff: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Skobeloff: THE NEW HORNS AREN'T THAT BAD!
Stargaze: WHO ARE YOU!?

Fellwing: What have you done with Shieldwing?
Skobeloff: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Skobeloff: Watcha doin?
Stargaze: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Skobeloff: Scandalous.
Skobeloff: Can I help?

Skobeloff: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Fellwing: WHY?!
Skobeloff: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME!

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Skobeloff*
Skobeloff: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could put some polish on those horns you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[XxFellsingxX]

Next GM post either at the weekend or the Monday after.

[rush99999]

@XxFellsingxX

Quick question, are there any resource shortages going on in the Moonlit Isles or are things stable on that front at the moment?

[XxFellsingxX]

@XxFellsingxX

Quick question, are there any resource shortages going on in the Moonlit Isles or are things stable on that front at the moment?

@rush99999

Had to actually think about this, and the answer I came up with is... not really, but there has been a bit of scare that things might get bad at some point. It's unclear and it might just be fearmongering, but part of the discussion around Rothscar and their political direction has been "Are we going to run out of materials at some point? If so, what are we going to do about that?" since Rothscar handles a lot of that side of things, and talks about expanding territory to try and locate more materials has been thrown around. Topaz in particular has made some pretty bold claims about that actually.

Plus, a decent amount of materials and the efforts of crafters are being pooled into the upcoming Festival. Skobeloff would remember hearing hubbub about how some dragons think the Festival shouldn't be held this year because of that and other reasons, but it's largely and unpopular opinion.

Basically, it's not too bad, but there is like... a sense of panic about that.

[XxFellsingxX]

Mostly got the next post up and ready to go. Anything you want to add, @Guardian Angel Haruki?