[IC] Return to the Multiverse

[Psyga315]

"... Did that just happen?" Psyga said as he bore witness to the ReDeads appearing and raiding the village.

"... Yeah, I just noticed the sudden jump in graphics myself... We're no longer polygonal..." Tear said. Psyga looked to Tear.

"Yeah, you look just like in the show, Ruby." Psyga said.

"My name is TEAR! TEAREAPER! What, do you want me to call you lipstick bandana man all day!?" Tear said.

"No, I'd... Wait, what?" Psyga ran over to a nearby broken mirror and saw himself for the first time. Indeed, he was wearing lipstick and a bandana, but that's not all. He was also an adult male who looked effeminate, wearing a sleeveless shirt with purple nail polish. "WHAT THE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?" Psyga screamed as the guitars played out.

"I don't see what the problem is." Tear rolled her silver eyes.

"... This isn't who I am... I'm not... this!" Psyga said to Tear. Suddenly, familiarity struck. He turned around and looked at himself. He preformed some poses and finally smirked. "But... I think I'm gonna like this." Psyga said.

[TalijaKey]

Key smiled at Willa. '' You can ride with me, if you dont mind getting the cloths a bit dirty.'' A smaller earth hand stretched out to Willa offering for her to step on it. There was really no problem, on moving the girl to sit beside her self. She would be safer there, with her lack of weapons.
''Aww, thank you my kitten hero. '' She cheered up quite a bit hearing taofka saying that he would keep his friends safe.

It wasnt too long before everyone could watch the great landing of the N1, it did looked like a fireball. Hearing a man speak she looked down from the earth hand holding the moon lander. She could swear she knew the guy face from somewhere. Was he a mathematician? She wondered to her self. Instead of kitty man she offered a answer.

''Well I will assume that going to where Kakariko is the next step in plan... And I am Key I dont think I caught your name. '' She hummed smiling, tapping her chin. She had a superstition that kakariko was the place N1 landed. A idea popped in her head, it could be really fun to do it , on other side it could be just boring. A bit reluctant she pushed the silent part to the side.

''I could make a earth bridge up that mountain all the way where our russian rocket friend landed. It would be fast to make for me too....Like a cheating shortcut. '' She offered, just one yes would be enough for her to try and do it. She was kind of eager at the idea to test what she could all do.

[IncredibleBee]

"No, you guys don't understand." Bee explained, looking around.

"This is after the time travel sword happens. We're seven years in the future; I don't even know how this happened. Long story short though, we can't go bomchu bowling. I don't know if there even are games in the future part." he said, tapping his hilt in thought.
"That leaves... Lon Lon Ranch has a horse race and we can get a horse, or we could like go sightseeing. If you wanna leave the world, we probably just gotta beat Ganondorf or something. Only catch is, we need a holy weapon to actually slay him."

[Cheshire]

Bass hadn't actually reached the volcano-mountain. Instead, he'd landed on a rooftop of a building of some village on the way there. He figured he should at least try to scope out the area - he knew nothing about the world they were in, after all. Watching for a while may not completely alleviate that issue, but there was a chance that something of interest could happen. Also he wasn't so sure he wanted to be anywhere near a volcano that a rocket had flown into. Not for a small while, anyway.

There was a small flaw in the 'watch and wait' plan, though - there was nowhere really he could hide and get a good view, and, well, a guy with a jumpsuit, an elaborate helmet, and a giant-ass cloak standing on a roof was not exactly... inconspicuous.

[Professor_Wyvern]

Rattlesnake Jack promptly ignored Bee as he talked about time skip, and other boring stuff. Then, Bee talked about something entertaining. Rattlesnake Jack cocked his head back, as his eyes twinkled. "Pardner, if'n I heard ya correct, I'm wishin' I did. You said there was Horse Racing? And pardner, ya gotta have a horse." He glanced back forward, "That there fireball coulda also be interestin'. Aaand... if this place is boring, who's this here Gan-on-dorf?" Rattlesnake Jack paused as he remembered what Bee said about a holy weapon.

He began chuckling as he reached towards his guns, "My guns are holier than a Saint's own mother. Anyhow, what kinda horses we talkin' 'bout 'ere Bee? And no other cattle 'longside 'em? So got Horses, mighty fine, seein' what in tarnation was that there ol' fireball in the sky, and beatin' some fool with a weird name. I feel sorry for 'im, mother and father gave him such a piss poor name..."

[IncredibleBee]

"Yeah, if you have an ocarina you can tame the fastest horse in Lon Lon Ranch, and use her to win a race, then you get to keep her. It's faster than walking." Bee explained.
"And Ganondorf's this magical desert wizard guy. He's got this really strong artifact that makes him an immortal super wizard. If we wanna seal him, we need a holy weapon; I'd say the Master Sword, but none of us are the Hero of Time. The guy with the green hat is. I think...." he went on, remembering what he could about the game.

"No but yeah we need some divine weapons to beat him. Magic is weird."

[Professor_Wyvern]

"Pardner. Didn't ya listen? My babies Apache and Cherokee are divine." Rattlesnake Jack said again, making sure the city slicker understood that point. "And horses don't need no, o-kuh-reeno, whater'in tarnations that is to tame it." He said as his spurs continued jangling as he headed forward towards area where the rocket crashed. "Say which way is the Ranch? And, so this Ganindork is some sorta Shaman then? From the desert you say..." Rattlesnake Jack chuckled a bit as he glanced up at the sky.

"I oughta reckon, if'n we find the guy, to talk about the sands and such. Would be awful nice to discuss, bet he misses home."

[Kalamadea]

As the group at Castle Town continued trying to decide where to go, whether to Lon Lon or to follow the rocket, a sad moaning could be heard from behind them, getting closer and closer. Anyone that looked back would see a lone ReDead coming their way. Apparently it had seen them and began shuffling after them, but hadn't caught up until the group stopped for a while. It didn't get much farther, however, before a sword protruded from its gut, the metal glinting in an unseen light, as though the overcast sky did not keep it from reflecting the sun. The sword receded, and its wielder decapitated the ReDead. When the body fell, they saw a familiar face, though it seemed different somehow. The game's version of Link in adult form stood before them, Master Sword in hand and, as always, shining with the power to repel evil. This would likely explain to Bee why time sped forward, that they had entered the world not long before Link drew the Master Sword from the Pedestal of Time. He stared at the blazing fireball that was now descending into Death Mountain. "Huh. Usually fireballs come out of a volcano, not go in." Having overheard Jack's talk about Ganondorf, he felt the need to clarify the severity of Hyrule's situation. "Ganondorf is the only Gerudo male to be born in a hundred years, and, due to Gerudo customs, is their king. And the proper term to use for him is warlock, not shaman. His magic is far darker than shamanistic rituals, as you likely see in Castle Town." He did a good job of hiding that he was only just told this by Rauru, the Light Sage. The Hero of Time was obviously more serious than most of his later incarnations, as his face seemed locked in a stare not unlike the one Samus wore.

Sutter found that, as he drew closer to the caldera, the ash and heat began to interfere with his systems. Sensors began acting up, and ash began to coat the vents in the engines. Fortunately he didn't take long to land, which gave him plenty of opportunity to examine the crater. What he "saw" was obviously constructed. He landed on a single natural platform near the center of the crater, around which was a sharp drop into a massive pool of magma. Straight ahead of him was a stone bridge to a cavern, inside which was a hole with a ladder leading into it. To his left was a wooden bridge that had already halfway burned up, with charred wood around its edges. It was unlikely that the bridge would last much longer. Directly beneath him was a stone platform with a three-triangle symbol on it, which he likely would not recognize as the Triforce.

Samus looked back from her ascent of Death Mountain at the sound of the thundering roar, and saw the rocket Avatar rising from Hyrule Field, and, despite all her experience with the internet, found herself halfway surprised it even took off properly. In her eyes, after all, it was an ancient artifact of mankind's first forays into space travel, and even still used what, to her, was the outdated method of slapping massive combustion engines on a metal pillar. Without a word, she space-jumped up to the last ledge before the final ascent, with the rockfalls. "Those are some very big rocks." Unlike in the actual game, the rockfall was constant, but lacked the sheer numbers the ones in the game had. The ledge on which the entrance to Death Mountain's Crater sat could now be seen from where they stood, and it wasn't very far away.

[Kafka Komedy]

Taokafka turned back around to face Key as she spoke to the group. "No problem, Cute Elf, I'd do the same for any good guy! Is it okay if I refer to you as that? I'm not good with names and stuff. The only one I can really remember is mine, Kafka, Taokaka's, and someone named Torakaka. I can't remember who she is, but she's important to Tao I think. I'll ask her later. But yeah cheating our way to-" Taokafka cut himself off as something in the back of his mind told him to turn around. He faced the castle town gate again to see a lone ReDead. A piece of cake for an amazing vigilante hero like himself. Unfortunately before he could make the ReDead regular dead, the legendary hero of time cut it down.
"Oh, there you are! I could have sworn I saw Green Hero with us, you know your way around here, right? We-" He pointed to himself, and then to the group of Key, Willa, and the N1-L3 lander. He also noticed some french-looking dude that he completely forgot to respond too. Whoops. "Are going over to Kakariko to find some rock or something, and we could use your unique expertise as a dude from Hyrule. It's fine if you can't come and stuff, I know you need to beat Ganondorf and stuff"

[grandsword]

Chaos walked with the group going to the village from castle town. Of course, he found the trek oh so..boring. So, he sought out a grouping of redeads to occupy him.

"Hehe.." He chuckled, striding into the zombified hylian hoarde.

"You're undead, I'm bored..these newsies need a show. So..Let me introduce myself~ chaos stated to the shambling mases. he then pulled some flames into a mock guitar shape.

A firey air guitar.
"when the Devil's a bit too busy..and death's a bit too much.." He sang, strumming the faux instrument. "They call on me, by name you see, for my..special touch~" he Sung, trailing a finger on a redead's spine, twirling away when it turned to bite.

"To the Gentlemen, I'm misfortune~ to the ladies i'm sir prize~ but call me, by any name..any name, it's all, the same!" Chaos smirked wickedly, and snapped letting a fire pillar engulf the nearest redead. Chaos himself floating on a smoke cloud, ready to rain down the flames.
"I'm the fly in your soup!
I'm the pebble in your shoe~
I'm the pea beneath your bed,,,
I'm a bump on every head!"

Chaos belted out, pelting the redeads with various forms of fire balls and blasts. He then got bored of that, and switched to tossing a lava rock or two.
"I'm the peel on which you slip~
I'm a pin in every hip,
I'm the thorn in your side, Makes you wriggle and writhe~" chaos continued to
Sing of course, he gave each statement an example by some unpleasant action, be it tripping, exploding a redead by filling it with smoke, or even just good old fashion hot footing. Long story short..a madman in purple armor was slaughtering zombies. While singing. And enjoying every damn minute! And he wasn't even HALF Done!

[rawkhawk64]

Link stared at the falling rocks before them. One last obstacle. Just as he was about to run through the rockfall, he froze. "Oh, no..." he muttered. Rawk turned to him. "What's up?" he asked. Link turned to face him and Samus. "My ancestor, the Hero of Time, is awakened. He just talked with the group in Castle Town. I just now got the changed memories. I dunno if this'll create a paradox or not..." Link said. Rawk nodded. "Seems like time is of the essence." he said, summoning a third Pawn. He then promoted all three to Knights. Rawk hopped onto the horse of one of the Knights. "I dunno if you two have a way to outspeed these rocks, but feel free to use one of my knights. Their horses are swift, and they are guided by a telepathic link to me." Rawk said. Link hopped onto another of the Knights' horses. Whether or not Samus took the ride, Rawk didn't wait to see. At Rawk's mental command, the Knights urged their horses into a gallop, heading into the rockfall. Rawk made sure to look up, so the Knights would be able to see where the rocks were coming from. Gotta love shared fields of view Rawk thought to no one in particular, unaware that his thoughts were likely broadcast to Link and Samus. Link, however, payed him no mind.

[Professor_Wyvern]

"Hold on there Verde." Rattlesnake Jack paused in his expedition to head forward to the giant fireball which landed somewhere. And he also thought about heading back to the ranch, but he cocked his head back and glanced at the weird looking fellow with a green hat. "Ya ain't got Female Tribes solely. Gotta have men-folk. How could them tribe reproduce if they ain't got men among'em? And why in tarnations would the first man there be a King? Seem awfully silly, if'n ya ask me." Rattlesnake Jack commented, perplexed about this place. He just wanted to find the train station, but there was no trains here. Guess the railway companies haven't reached them yet, he supposed.

[IncredibleBee]

Bee placed a hand on Jack's shoulder from behind, and leaned in closely.
"They say the Gerudo venture into Castle Town and Kakariko village to look for boyfriends." he repeated info he'd gained from a rumor stone, his eyes serious.

"No seriously though, only one dude every hundred years. Don't worry about, we just gotta focus on.... killing Ganon I guess? Exploring?" he shrugged, looking around.
"I wouldn't say the battle is particularly hard. I mean, half of it is electric tennis. So in that case, we could leave it to Link and go mess around, or sightsee."

[Professor_Wyvern]

"Ya gotta be shittin' me." Rattlesnake Jack shook his head in disbelief. "That, that's just silly." Rattlesnake Jack rolled his shoulder back and glanced at his guns. "Well the fireball flyin' down looked like could be entertain'. I know horse racin' is fun." He paused for a moment as he glanced back at Bee. "Why would we kill the First Born man for a hundred years? It sounds like a special occasion, and I'd reckon he'd be a swell guy. Maybe a bit big in the head like a tenderfoot, cause he's the..." Rattlesnake Jack paused as he thought of that fact again, "Only, apparently manfolk there. Sure he ain't just a regular guy?"

[The_written_John]

All throughout their conversation at castle town, Kosaku surveyed the group and listened in with his ear, a frown upon his face, not wanting to reveal himself to the group when their was no call for it, completely in control at this given time. Kosaku smiled lightly and slipped his hand towards his mouth, gently biting upon the nails of his fingers slowly and carefully, having survived the sudden event so far, he was happy nobody had caught wind of him yet, desiring to stay close to his potential enemies. As he surveyed and kept a distance, Kosaku thought on what to do next, whether to continue following these people or to go for the rocket all the while staring at the claws possessed by Taokaka. He thought once again.

;"Why hide those inner hands away from the world... such a waste... you disappoint me...";

Kosaku leaning his back against the wall, waiting on them to move before continuing, hoping that he wouldn't be compromised on his position behind the wall.

[Zero Hex]

"Don't you start making up differences and terms, magic is all the same shit and wherever it goes problems follow". Ajax waved away Link's terminology and considered wholly ignoring the Hero of Time before focusing his eyes on the nice, glowy sword he held in his hands, which gave him an idea. "Okay, one second, time out. I need a private meeting with my associates" he said as he put his arms around Bee and Jack and walked off to the side, whispering to them so Link wouldn't hear. "Okay so, guys, for all we know we might actually need that sword he has to get the hell out of here. Rules of the universe and all. I could be wrong, but what if I'm not? Link's just a pansy little elf guy that takes forever to solve shit, we should get that sword and go stick it up Ganon's ass. Not literally. And, for the record Jack, Ganon's a giant horrifying pig creature with horns n shit".

[Professor_Wyvern]

Rattlesnake Jack of course went along with Ajax. "What? He's a Pig-man? Why ain't Verde mentionin' that first. I'd reckon that'd be somethin' ya oughta mention." He paused for a moment. "Well if'n we need that sword, I say we take it. I mean we ain't gonna break it, easy enough to take it from the kid. Easy to take, easy to give back after we solve the problem, if'n it's like a family heirloom and such. I'm more than up for it. Remember after this we oughtta disguise ourselves, damn sure Verde would go tell them guards of it, don't wanna play with guards when ya got true heroic stuff ta do."

[IncredibleBee]

"He's only a pigman after you defeat his human form." Bee explained. It was as if this guy never played a video game in his life.
"Anyways, I'm pretty good with a sword. We take that shiny one, shank Ganon, and give it right back. We don't even need to worry about guards; the castle is just a short run north from Hyrule Field." he said, nodding.

[Professor_Wyvern]

"... This place is no fun." Rattlesnake Jack said, clearly disappointed. "Disguising from the deputies is fun stuff. Whatever ain't important. Let's just knock out Verde, take the blade and go get Piggy. Who apparently is... Ya sure he ain't Coyote? He's known for trickster stuff and shifting its shape."

[IncredibleBee]

"I guess a new world would be fun. Somewhere with strong monsters, or a big train." Bee sighed, standing up. He slung his attache case over his shoulder, and looked at the hero of time.

"Yo. I need to borrow your sword for like, thirty minutes." he said, holding out his hand.
"Gimme."