"Boy, I sure hope I recognize my GF when she comes back!!"
— Chloe Irving
For her part, Chloe had everything ready. Her mint operatives were in position, the Ossiarch Bonereapers were poised to strike, and… oh! She had encountered Oros once and she had said a lot of gibberish. Some of it related to her sword and how easy it was to spy on events. The story slayer sounded like a similar blade, so she continued to put her surprise out of her mind as she had for the past few days.
But it was boring to sit still and wait for things to happen. Part way through her preparations, the bottle she had wished for changed into a pendant. She hadn’t thought much of it at the time. She was too busy pulling strings here and there to bother with it. Though she had started to wonder if something had happened. Maybe the queen of hearts had finally taken out the wish granting magical girl. She held the pendant in her hand and rubbed it between her finger and thumb. Her third eye fixated on its magic.
Magic welled up in the pendant and a stream of magic poured out in the form on sparkles. It was clearly not the same as what the bottle emitted before when summoning the djinn. In the ball of magic fairy dust, Ruby tumbled into existence and fell onto the floor. ”Aaah, humph!” Balled up in her long cloak and skirt it took the woman a moment to orient herself and sit up. ”Ugh, oh. Hi Chloe.” She would give an awkward smile.
Chloe’s eyes darted between the newly arrived woman and the pendant in her hand. She did this several times before placing her hand over her face. "Again!?” She ran her fingers down her face. "I get it. Aurora switched up her look and so did I, but don’t you think you’re overdoing it a little bit? Maybe limit the whole transforming thing to once every other visit?” she looped the pendant around her neck and extended a hand.. "The only reason I’m not upset is you still look cute.” Chloe grinned. Of course, it was good to see she was still alive too.
Accepting the help back on her feet, Ruby pat herself down. It was like she was coated in glitter. Thankfully it did not stick to everything and dissipated as it scattered around her. ”Ah, well thank you.” She would beam from the complement. ”Though I’m not really sure what happened to be fair. I think I’ve become a fairy godmother?” She would pull the hood down and work on untangling her hair.
Chloe, for all her faults, was far too classy to use the opportunity to call Ruby a fairy god MILF. But she did think about it. "At least you know what you are. I mean, for the moment.” She reached up and pushed Ruby’s hair out of her eyes. "Anyway, I’m getting a little fidgety having to wait for everyone to start. I figured we could have a little bit of fun until we get the signal. Heck, maybe we can have even more fun after the signal.” she nodded to herself. She guided Ruby to the front of her army. Or at least part of it. The front line was a few mortek guards with necropolis stalkers just behind them and immortis guards just behind them. But to anyone else, they would just say there were a lot of skeletons of various sizes standing in rows. "What do you plan on doing once the fighting starts?”
Ruby looked over the army silently. She didn’t realize Chloe had access to such a thing. Not that it really concerned her at all. Plenty of forces out there after all. ”I will be keeping an eye on my own magical girl. I’m not sure how much I can contribute aside from helping people with their wishes beforehand. Though not everything people want directly helps with what’s coming.” She would observe.
"You’d think we’d take this a bit more seriously. Even now, everyone’s out for their own interests.” A more ironic statement Chloe could not speak, and she knew it. The corners of her lips curled into a smile. "To be fair, the outcome doesn’t matter too much to some of us. I don’t know if we’re going to repel the wonder chumps or not, but this is a battle I can’t survive.”
”That’s ominous. Why is that?” She would look a little concerned. How does one respond to a statement like that?
"I didn’t mean that literally, but….” Chloe took a moment to think. "I’m not exactly everyone’s favorite magical girl. As much as I hate to admit it, Penny wasn’t totally wrong when she said I failed upwards into a position of power. She was just wrong that it was the Mint and that it hadn’t happened a long time ago.” She waved her hand at the skeleton army. "My patron isn’t someone you should really screw around with. But I’ve had a change of heart recently and I think we’re going to reach an impasse pretty soon. They want Penrose really badly. Like really badly. But I’m not going to give it to them.” She shrugged her shoulders. "I’m not totally doomed though. I’ve got the Mint at my back and a few close friends. But Nagash isn’t the type of guy you just smack in the face and expect him to go away. Once the wonderland thing is done with, my trials will have just begun.”
Understanding what Chloe meant, Ruby would nod. Penrose essentially dragged conflict in from practically everyone. Even those who seemed intent on protecting the city had trouble cooperating at times. ”Well, I can do my best to help you with that. Maybe some of my good PR can tip the scales and get us a better deal.”
Chloe smiled. "I appreciate the gesture, but I’m a little skeptical about the odds of the magical girl community coming to bat for me. I mean, yea, we’re all fighting wonderland right now, but that’s to protect our home. I think it’ll be a lot harder to convince everyone to help the coin broker get away from a necromancer. And this is no ordinary necromancer. This is a necromancer who learned how to do the whole spirit/resurrection thing better than his god of death could. So, as a mortal, he killed them and absorbed their power.” She sighed. "We can worry about that later. It’s kind of awkward to have this conversation in front of his minions, you know? I mean...” she looked back at the bony abominations. "Few of them are truly sentient, but the point is that I really called you over here to have some fun! I know I brought it up, but we can talk about my problems later.”
”Fine by me. What did you have in mind?” She would walk around so that Chloe would turn away from the army.
"You have someplace to be later, right? We could make out until then.” Chloe groaned.
"No, best to do that after we've won. How about we set up some 'fireworks' to aid with the distraction? Aurora should be just about ready, but it never hurts to add more!”
All the better to kiss you under, my dear.
”Don’t mind me, just MDP’s imaginary friend.”
— KoT
”That's right! I'm totally real now!” Just like an imaginary friend, 'Ashley Washley' seemed to appear out of nowhere. Unlike an imaginary friend, everyone could see her. ”And now that I have a physical body, I'm not about to let the queen take it away from me.” She made a gun finger and shot at Connie. ”That, and you guys are MDP's special friends, so I have to do my best to protect you.”
The only way Mac could combat her urge to cringe was to try and be cringe herself. But boy was MDP outclassing her in that department...