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STATUS: I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man 17 days ago
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17 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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17 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
18 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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18 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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18 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

Bio

I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well that’s not controversial at all.-@Srpv
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So yeah just do y’all little intro thing when you guys get time
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Bell arrives after exactly as Scott says that and opens the door and does a gentlemen pose and says ”Bell Thompson at your service” in a funny way with a fake but very convincing British accent. He walks up to Scott and says”In all seriousness it’s a pleasure working with you sir”he goes in for the handshake, then turns to kat and gives her a slight nod and checks his pocket watch waiting for the rest of the team. He leans up against a wall and exchanges small talk with Kat and Scott and looks at pocket watch again and says”did everyone die or something” jokingly and then sits on a nearby desk and waits.
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I’m just energetic today because I drank a lot and I mean a lot of caffeine-@TokyoPewPew
In Shattered Steel - An Ace Combat/Project Wingman/etc inspired aircraft-based RP → 2 mos ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
You come up with a IC yet?-@Rhona W
In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Chronic you'll see


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In The Primitive knives: The New order: Military special forces squad → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I’m sorry, I read Humaniod as objects that are/were alive.


They are technically alive but usually they are NPCs but I mean I would prefer if you were an actual human.
In The Primitive knives: The New order: Military special forces squad → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Or robot I guess since Fitz exists but X-ray is not his level since he’s not a threat well to us at least-@Sanity43217
In The Primitive knives: The New order: Military special forces squad → 2 mos ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
You mean you wanna be a humanoid object? You do know that the only ones that can actually move are dolls and mannequins right or do you mean you wanna specialize in that type?

@Chronic
I was wondering about the likelihood of an X-Ray Operative.


In //Site-57// The Appalachian Nightmare → 2 mos ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Is your char stuck in a time loop?-@gobboguy
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