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13 days ago
Current I’ll get my magnificent flamethrower so we can go hunt the shit out of this man
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14 days ago
I’m fucking dying m.youtube.com/watch?v=dttfe… Pun intended because I needed to lighten the mood
14 days ago
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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14 days ago
Theoretically you could just hire a hit man to kill both your parents and then inherit their money and their house and buy a bat house and become Batman
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15 days ago
The HOA literally said that I can’t have two cars when literally everyone in the neighborhood has two cars

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I had a one night stand with your mother and now I’m your father and I don’t wanna pay child support

“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead”-Will Ferrell



Also here’s the story of my life:


Me currently:



Also me:



Anyway if you want know stuff about me here’s some thangs: well for one I fuckin love horror rps, mystery, hell I might even be down for a Scooby Doo rp,

2: I love slasher flims and horror games and I LOVE comedy shows and movies.

3: I am 29 years old yeah I know you thought I was like 14, I’m down for role playing with teenagers but not like kid teenagers well it ranges from 16 to fuckin 40 something BUT NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SMUT cuz that shits disgusting I MEAN THIS IS A WEBSITE.

Also if you disrespect my dog Cleo I will come to you house and shit in your cereal and then murder your entire family. But seriously if you talk shit about him I will completely disregard guild rules and make you wish you never came out the womb.

Also I’m very serious about rping but not so serious outside of that

AND I’m a extremely big fan of Smii7Y since he’s the fucking “goat”

Also I’m gay for Rick grimes and Andrew Lincoln BUT STRICTLY STRAIGHT

Anyway that’s all you absolute clowns

Most Recent Posts

JUST DO IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. LIKE BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING @BloodySweet
@Red Wizard so are you going to be a actual character or are you going to be the actual world and the npcs?
Caleb: not sure what to think of him but is a tiny bit wary of him because he looks like a dangerous person but colt overall thinks he’s a nice guy so he’s alright in his book

Druuk: is extremely cautious of him and a bit racist against him and thinks of him as a danger to everyone. Overall doesn’t like him.

Lucky: thinks of him as a petty thief. Colt doesn’t care that he’s a dwarf. If he has a bounty on him colt will most likely bring him in if he doesn’t develop a good friendship with him.

Harth-Kazann: Colt mostly likes all types of priests . is respectful of Harth-Kazann but doesn’t know if he’s a friend or foe. Overall Sort of likes him

Kraseawei: he knows she’s a pirate because he knows about every type of enemy’s and things like that. Is a little bit wary of her but doesn’t know if she’s got a bounty on her head and will probably take her in if she does but it’s a small possibility that he won’t if he develops a closer friendship.doesn’t know if she escaped prison or got released because he knows what the scars mean.Overall not sure what to think of her.
Should we all make a relationship table?@Red Wizard
As long as @duskshine749 is okay with it.
@Red Wizard yeah but we can have a Neutral-hate- relationship right?
@duskshine749-The best way to get him to fight someone is if my character insults him in a small way I think. Because my char is kinda the uh A word. I’m not sure if I’m allowed to cuss.
My char will most likely be the same because of the backstory—-@duskshine749
@Red Wizardit auto corrected me most likely.
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