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@cloudystar
I swear to god, if the blond, rich d-bag got rank one...

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How did she even pass the tests then!? And how did she do better than Vilivyn XD? Based on how the posts were written, I fully expected for Samuel and Okami to be ranked far above our guys. (Seriously. Vili tripped and Lena tossed a sword.)

@RabidAnubis

Tbh, I expected Samuel to get a low rank. The way the test were graded pretty much had one thing he was good at, and he tired himself out too much with the other dummies to the point where he could barely even show his spells. Plus, the spirit touched judges robably don't like Gabriel's attitude (I have no idea why).

Even if it was unintentional, Lena threw her sword and nearly killed someone, and Vilivyn did some orbital drop S**t. Samuel is an old guy who can buff, and Okami is a dude with electricity.

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@MacDuffy

Oh boy, I'm not the only character over 20 anymore! Hooray!

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@Rune_Alchemist
S-sorry
I p-promise to be less funny

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Since I'm bored, here is Gabriel's categorization of females:

Goddess: Very attractive women. 10/10s.
Maiden: Standard women.
Lady: Standard women over the age of 30.
Wench: Ugly women/ women who insult Gabriel and/or his friends.
Sow: Have openly berated/ attacked Gabriel.

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@Lady Athena
@Legion02
@Cherrywitch
@cloudystar
@RabidAnubis
@Rune_Alchemist

Samuel was beginning to look around for his companions and show off the new addition, when a gust of wind blew by and nearly knocked his robes from his grip. Samuel turned around to see that Alex was once again in his user form, holding an outstretched hand towards something that appeared as a blur. A sword flew past the two of them and flew several inches above Gabriel's head, spinning and narrowly missed a girl (another kid...) who just walked in. Samuel froze like a deer who just saw an illumination spell. I nearly died... Samuel's knees threatened to buckle, but he quickly regained his composure. After all, he has to be ready to die if he wants to climb this tower. Alex moved to grab the sword and turned to look at Samuel.

“I’m going to go check up on her. See if she’s okay.”

Samuel looked off into the distance to where Alex was looking, spotting the elf, Lena, not to far away, looking around as if she was searching for something. Judging by the previous interactions with her that Samuel has been a part of... Oh boy... She nearly killed him, didn't she? It's okay... Calm down. Mistakes happen. NEARLY FATAL MISTAKES HAPPEN SOMETIMES! Samuel began to walk with Alex towards the blushing elf.

Samuel listened to the exchange happen, glad that his job had gotten that much easier.

"Hey human. You look delicious. Mind if I take a bite? That furball of yours looks pretty delicious there too. Lemme have a bite of him, and I'll let you go for now. Deal?"

Samuel chuckled to himself, trying to hide the action as a cough. I doubt a bite from her would be too much to ask. After all, she's a sixth his height! Samuel also noticed the bird he was carrying begin to violently squawk in anger. What could be bothering him? Samuel nodded, satisfied with his joke, if not feeling a little guilty, when another large sound erupted mere inches behind him. Turning around revealed a small pile of twigs and cloth that had a striking similarity to the dummy he had dispatched moments ago. Samuel, stone faced, begins to talk to no one in particular in a completely monotone voice.

"Why does it seem like everything is trying extra hard to kill me today?"



“Oh yeah, this is my spirit. Nimueh.”

Ah... Nimueh... A name fit for a goddess like herself. Clearly, I have met a woman far more beautiful than any other on the planet. How could I make her mine... AH! Why did that brat fuse with her! I was trying to admire her amazing figure-

*WHOOSH*

...

I am traumatized. I have been violated. A hard object was mere inches from my face.

WHO EVEN THREW THAT SWORD!?

Had it not been for my incredible dodging capabilities and cat- I mean bird-like reflexes, I would have been killed! Well, not killed, something as pathetic as a mere sword could never harm the mighty Gabriel. Still, it forced the goddess to fuse with... that... I wish he was less attractive. He's going to steal all of my maidens!

My master soon picks me up and lays me on his very comfortable robes. After doing so, he begins to walk with the summoner and goddess, headed towards... Oh! Two maidens! I wonder how I will woo these two... I could show them my mighty strength, or my impeccable sword-dodging abilities... Perhaps I will show them my incredibly calm and caring personality-

That furball of yours looks pretty delicious there too. Lemme have a bite of him, and I'll let you go for now. Deal?"

...What?

How... How DARE she! Threatening the goddess is a crime punishable by not being included in the mighty Gabriel's harem!

"You, a mere wench, have the AUDACITY to insult the goddess!? If you do not apologize immediately, I shall strike yo-"

It is at this moment I realized that she towered over me and could, if given the chance, step on and cripple me for life.

"-oooouuuuur feelings. I shall strike your feelings down, with mean words and by removing you from my collection of friends.

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@cloudystar
@Legion02
@Cherrywitch
@Rune_Alchemist
@cloudystar
@Lady Athena

Samuel remained limp on the ground, but is very cautious of the young man. After all, strange spheres hovering over a persons back is far from normal. Then again... Everyone I've met so far has been anything but normal... Samuel attempts to shake his head to get rid of this rude thought, but only manages to turn his head. Samuel looks up to the young man, hopeful that he does not look to pathetic.

“No but, hold on please. I need to finish my stuff.”

Samuel continues to gaze quizzically at the young man as he set up another dummy. The young man muttered something under his breath and Samuel thought about listening, until realizing that it would be extremely rude. The young man held out a very muscular arm and seemingly punched the air with an open palm, sending his orb nearly careening into a competitor with blond hair and a regal appearance. The young man stammered out an apology and continued to launch his orbs, occasional missing the dummy and nearly hitting one of the other kids in the distance. As he does this, Samuel slowly regains his energy, having taken off his robe to help cool himself down. Countless scars littered the old mans body, contrasting sharply with the kind and caring nature he usually exhibits. Samuel looks down to his side and sees the small bird, Gabriel, standing near him, looking almost as tired as he was. The man and bird continued to watch as the young man finally finished off the dummy he was firing at.

“Yes!”

Samuel smiled at the exclamation. Usually, such optimism was rare among kids nowadays. If only Samuel had been like that in his youth... Samuel's mind snapped back to reality as the orbs seemingly moved above his head and divided, forming a halo of some combination of cold and white. They then congealed in place over his head, and a small yellow gem appeared in the center. The young man made quick work of his last two dummies. He then turned to Samuel, smiled, and offered an outstretched hand.

“Sorry, I just realized, I haven’t introduced myself. I’m Alex Reinner. Tell me, priest. Are you looking for someone to team up with? Because I would definitely want someone like you having my back.”

Samuel smiled. Finally... Someone with a normal name... Samuel shakes his head before he giggled like a school girl and slings his robe over his shoulder. Reaching out for the outstretched hand, Samuel grips Alex's forearm and pulls himself up.

"I would be honored to offer you my shield, Alex. My name is Samuel Evans, but I would prefer if you simply called me 'Father' or 'Samuel'. If you would like, I could lead you to my other companions. They would surely accept someone of your caliber into the party!"

Samuel grins a toothy smile at the young man. This was someone who Samuel would be happy to travel with. A large blast sounds off in the distance, and Samuel is left wondering: Did everyone else have as hard of a time as I did?



HOLY FRIJOLES! WHAT IN GOOD GOD IS MASTER DOING!? Even I, the mighty Gabriel, am thoroughly exhausted! Surely this license or whatever we are here for is not so important that we must work so hard! Then again... maidens do enjoy the look of a man layered in sweat... Yes! That is how I can woo the maidens! Very well, I shall work until I die of dehydration- wait...

I do not possess sweat glands...

Oh well! The mighty Gabriel does not need to resort to such cowardly methods to gain maidens!

As soon as my master sits down, I immediately switch to my beast form. Our time is then spent watching the inferior summoner attempt to hit a simple training dummy... Then again, everyone is inferior to the mighty Gabriel!

Soon, the summoner steps in front of us and offers my master a hand. I pay no attention to the words that escape his mouth hole: he is neither a maiden, nor is he a bumbling joke character, so I have no need for him. I instead look at the... V-very attractive spirit that seems to accompany him. Surely a maiden like her would be willing to t-talk to me? N-nah... the m-m-mighty Gabriel cannot be limited to one maiden, no matter how c-cute she is...

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@Lady Athena
@RabidAnubis
@Rune_Alchemist
@cloudystar
@Legion02

Samuel laid on the ground for what seemed like an eternity. Oh lord, please kill me now... Samuel slowly regains feeling in his limbs and, as he does so, feels Gabriel begin to vibrate on his arm. A young man wearing some combination of cloth and leather and a sympathetic face was walking towards his location, with some strange cat-like creature following behind him. I really am the only adult here, aren't I... The young man looked at Samuel as he crawled towards the recorder dummy and, with a pained expression, said:

"Hey, you OK? It's not my place to ask this really but are you sure you want to go up into the tower-"

He stops briefly. Don't you say it. Don't you dare say it-

"With that kind of physique?

Samuel looks down, dejected, before looking up to the young man. "I know that I may seem weaker than most of the people here... In fact, I am almost positive that I am. However, I am more than willing to show you what I am capable of."

Raising his hand to the sky, Samuel collects the energy he has left and shouts.

"DEUS VULT!"

A flash of light appeared and the metal buckler that was attached to Samuel's forearm was no longer there. Instead, Samuel was standing with two large, feathery wings attached to his back and a small glowing halo hovering over his head. I've been trying to do that... I looked so cool! Samuel coughed and held out his hand.

"I pray to thee, oh merciful lord: grant me your blessing, so I may use your strength!" A surge of strength rushes through Samuel body, as a light red glow surrounds his entire body. Pushing himself forwards, he beat down on the recorder dummy with his bare hands. A short time later, the wood stock snapped and the cloth body had lost an arm. Samuel quickly turns to the last dummy, the catalyst dummy, and holds out a shaking arm. "I pray to thee... Oh merciful lord... cure this innocent of... the poisons of sin..." A soft, white light surrounds the dummy briefly, before quickly dissipating. Samuel breathes very heavily as he raises his shaking arm one last time. "I pray to thee... oh god in heaven... grant your disciple with... speed unparalleled..." As Samuel falls to the ground, a green light surrounds the dummy.

"Told... you. Do I look... so weak anymore?

... Oh god, I'm pathetic. I'm trying to show off to a kid. And I'm failing at that... At least I showed my capabilities as as a support. That alone should be worth a lot to the judges, even if I need the others for protection. Samuel gulps down air greedily, as he turns to see the man with some strange objects hovering over his back.

Any One Want to Join an RE: Monster RP?

@Diabeto
Thank you!

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@Legion02
No, I'm just poking fun~!

Really, Samuel could probably just heal himself later if he got hurt, and I would like our characters to meet.