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Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Ilyana's lips curled in anger. This... this was slavery! Binding the unwilling and driving them forth to battle without care or concern...!

And Terilu was thrilled!

And then Nemeia stepped up spoke, the sadness in her heart weighing down her words.

"Let us fight with the shackled dead then, deeper in this corrupted crypt. My fellow pilgrims, our solemn task remains, we must continue our freshly begun work, we must cleanse this place of the evil that afflicts it."

Ilyana bowed her head, a scowl writhing on her lips, then she reluctantly raised her heads. The tiefling was right, they were committed, now.

"He didn't even ask them," she choked out, remembering walking out of that prison to find the press gang waiting for her. And her uncle's man, watching from across the way as they reshackled her to a chain with the other 'recruits' and marched them down the street, towards the docks and the waiting ships. And the smiles of the people, pleased that it was convicts, not them. How the leader of the press gang took what little they had before turning them over to the ship's quartermaster...!

How many died that first fight? How many died the second?

The young half-human girl started after them, but she couldn't help but wonder - if she died down there, would Terilu animate her body too? Would he bring her back to guard the caravan while her things were stolen from her cart?

And the worse of it, knowing that nobody would care.

"Aye, let's be off after that onion-eyed oaf," Ilyana mutters, following them down the ramp. "Before the grist mill runs dry."
A group concept for Pilgrim.









@TortoiseI'd like to bring in a group.











As explained in Justin's post, there are five wagons:
The prince & fortune teller's wagon (pulled by horses)
The wagon shared by the priestess and the apothecary (pulled by horses)
The cook's wagon (pulled by oxen and cows)
The supply wagon (pulled by oxen) (carries the vampire's iron coffer)
The drivers' wagon (pulled by oxen)

Let me know if you need details about the cook or drivers. The prince's retinue are all female, selected by Lucia.
"Just.... great," Ilyana sighs, unsheathing her cutlass. There could just be a few graves or hundreds, possibly thousands inside - and now all of them were likely stirring after an attack on one of their number.

"We're committed now," she scowls, gritting her teeth as she waded in after the others, the all enveloping darkness turning gray as her real eye adjusted, allowing her to see the undead as they ventured forth from their shelves. Stepping forward, her silvered blade cut their souls' connection to their bones, causing them to fall into a loose pile all over the floor, making a trip hazard worse than any storm-swept deck.

"I didn't come here to fight, but if I must, I shall!" Ilyana roared, separating another skull from its body. At least in these upper levels, many of the bones were too brittle, what weapons they had too rusted to keep up much of a fight. This would change, oh yes. This would change.

There was a ramp, heading downwards towards another level below. She took it, but stayed wary as more approached her.
"What, you guys don't have a mechanic?" Black Jack scoffed, eyeing the escort with open doubt on his face. "All ya gotta do is post a decent offer on any job board, you don't have to waylay them coming off a transport."

Okay, he admitted to himself, playing dumb wasn't fooling anyone here, but if it created just a moment of doubt, they might start to wonder if maybe they got the wrong transport.

Like they see transports all that often, he frowned, taking in the vacant field as he followed Richard back to his ground shuttle, keeping his hands open and away from his weapons. Still worth a shot.

Just how many knew they were coming, anyway? Couldn't that guy keep his yap shut?
A large open cavern, without torches. Strange, that. Did the people who tend the torches not come in here? Or did something here like it dark? At least they hadn't taken away the moss that glowed dimly. Still, she could hear others in the cavern, moving about, hunting for something...?

There were ledges along the cavern wall, Sam pulled herself up on one, hampered slightly from having to carry this small blade without sheath.

Now a little higher, she looked down into the gloom, hoping to spot whoever else was in this dark place with her - and she did. Were these goblins, like herself? It was looking at something gray in the dim light - but what wasn't gray here? Was it food? Was it alive? She couldn't tell. Inching forward, some pebbles got knocked loose and fell off the ledge,

Sam swore as the falling pebbles hit the stone floor of the cavern, echoing in the small space. She better move, now.
"You say that," Jack says with a shrug, "But how could any of us possibly surpass the Glen? Especially in running! You've quite the advantage in that department."

He couldn't remember seeing any former Olympic runners in the crew manifest, or among the people they'd dragged along with them.

"And I'm not so sure I would be comfortable partnering with a monastic order. What they might ask for in return may not be mine to give," he added. "You see, I follow a difficult path we call the Prime Directive, which forbids us from interfering in the development of other cultures. At least not without learning everything we can about them, first. And our wise ones caution against interfering with a planet's social development."

"It's similar to an oath our doctors take, which is to do no harm," he added. "First, we must learn more about this custom before we could hope to participate, so as to not do any harm to your reputation."

He hoped that Silbermine would accept that, for now.

He only smiled when Shirik gave his warning. Had his people found an alien ship had scattered bits of itself across the world, they wouldn't necessarily tell them about it all at once.
"I dunno," Black Jack Doe says with a shrug. "If she's shillin' for 'em, they probably have lots of eyes on her, too."

Even grabbing her would get them noticed. Whatever they did, it had to be quick and away from prying eyes. They were going to need something non-descript, generic, just like hundreds more still about in the town. Definitely nothing corporate. And they'd need to sweep her for trackers, hope she didn't have something internal.

Without wanting to, his eyes flickered to the girl in the holo. In the streets, everyone said how they were related to this or that corporate bigwig, how one day a limo would pull up and they get whisked away into the lap of luxury, a corner office and more credits than you could know what to do with. Well, sometimes a limo would stop, but what they wanted was an hour or two with you tucked away in some hotel room. It was at least warm, with a bath, and sometimes something to eat before they threw you out with a few extra credits in your pocket "for your time."

Some of them, you were lucky if you could walk out. Sister Mary found him a few times in some back alley, all cut and beaten black and blue, and dragged him to the free clinic or the mission to recover.

And this crazy chicka actually walked out of that, leaving behind all that safety, good food, comfortable rooms, soft clothes, and hot baths whenever you wanted?!? What was wrong with her?

Black Jack's eyes flickered to Sunrise, wonder if she'd...? No. She looked hard, alright, body screaming you can look but you don't touch iffen you want to keep your hand. Probably shot the first guy ever to ask. She wasn't street kid hard. Probably grew up someplace nice, away from the city. If only that judge's kid had handed over his ride when he lost....

He was only dimly aware they had landed, then the pilot interrupted his pleasant daydream, followed by the suit and his muscle showing up. Black Jack wondered what sort of shakedown this guy was gonna try to pull.
The others were staring past her. Ilyana turns her head and nearly fell over in surprise to see Terilu striding up and introducing himself.

She shuddered, remembering the dark cells in prison, the bats nesting above, rustling, chirping, covering the floor and herself with their guano....

But after Terilu talked to one of the undead, she shook her head to clear it.

"Invade...?" she demands hoarsely, pulling herself upright. "It didn't attack us, nor do we know the numbers down there. Look how wide that opening is, it's designed for several people to come and go. There could be hundreds down there. If we go rushing in, they could retaliate and go after the caravan. They...."

There was a rumble behind them. "What the...?" she demands, turning around. Something unseen hit, making the ground shake and knocking her off her feet as the trees swayed above her. For a moment, there was silence, then what wildlife that still lived in the Emerald Forest began screaming at the top of its lungs.

Somewhere, on the other side of the caravan, there was smoke rising.

"That would have woke the dead!" Ilyana yells, then glances worriedly at the tomb entrance.
Name: Jack "Black Jack" Doe

Age: 25

Appearance: This gentleman makes you think of a strutting cat. He has round chestnut eyes. His fine, wavy, neck-length hair is the color of varnished wood, and is done up in a pompadour. He is very short and has a graceful build. His skin is pale. He has a wide forehead and small hands. His wardrobe is utilitarian, with a lot of blue and black.

Background:
No known family, a street kid with a juvenile record, mostly for petty theft - and one incident of grand theft auto at 17, Jack claiming he won the vehicle from its owner in a bet, and the punk was trying to get out of paying. Realized too late the punk was the Judge's son. Judge gave Black Jack the choice of going to prison - or be conscripted and spend four years in the CorpArmy.

Most of his service time was spent in the motor pool, maintaining the corporate military vehicles, including the aircraft. To learn about those, Jack had to extend his contract by another two years, but it included some basic flight training. He was also quite the scrounger, and managed to work out a deal to spend a little more time with the flight simulators.

Jimmy, another mechanic in the motor pool, got seriously hurt in a hit-and-run one night by a drunk officer, Lt. Sims, a rather pompous twit but one with powerful family corporate connections, who went to work squashing the investigation and blaming Jimmy. A few days later, someone overrode Sim's vehicle control system to temporarily suspend the brakes, and the drunk lieutenant ran into the General wife's vehicle. Nobody was hurt, investigators were unable to prove tampering. Lt. Sims within a day of the Corpos' report found himself reassigned to the Antartic training facility as its new weather officer.

Now out of the service, Black Jack provides a transportation service, able to talk and deal his way past the various corporate, gang, and rebel roadblocks. Sometimes called on to act as an intermediary or to investigate. And always a person of interest by the corppos.


At A Glance: While Black Jack is definitely shady, not opposed to bending the law (or breaking it, if the situation warrants it), he has his own code of honor that compels him to get justice for his friends.

Skills:

  • Streetwise - no matter where he is, he can generally blend into the background and go unnoticed. It's amazing what he can do with a pad. Can read and write street code, used to mark hazards, friends, and territory
  • Gunslinger - not the fastest, he's a fair shot.
  • Mechanic - Can weld, cut, and reconstruct just about anything with the right tools and materials.
  • Scrounger - able to make deals and arrangements, has a lot of personal connections so he can get information, tools, IDs, etc.
  • Persuasion - He can tell you to go to hell and nine times out of ten, you'll actually be looking forward to the trip.
  • Slight of Hand - it's amazing the sort of things one can palm.
  • Concealment - with a little work, he's able to conceal just about anything.
  • Driver - has commercial license, can drive just about anything.
  • Pilot - sans license, but he's spent a lot of time in the simulations.


Equipment:

  • Shotgun, 16 guage with folding stock. Has ammo.
  • Bullpup - 6.8 mm ammo. CorpArmy records list it and its brothers as destroyed four years ago. Backup weapon kept in cache. Has limited ammo.
  • Judge revolver - long 45's and 410 shotgun shells, doesn't leave brass behind. Backup weapon. Has ammo.
  • Sap - basic tool, useful for knocking someone out.
  • Multitool - handy dandy pocket tool box. Has the Jack and the Ace engraved into it.
  • Omni - military surplus version, your basic burner smartphone with custom encryption. He has four of them stashed away.
  • BigCasino - hacking tool to get past smartlocks, override control unit on 3d printers/autofacs. Looks like a beat-up mid-range portable game console.
  • Leather jacket - with body armor lining to protect the torso. NIJ Level II protection against handarms and blades.
  • Steel toe black boots - good for kicking and protecting the toes.
  • Delivery van - looks ordinary, interior is lined with 2 inches of bundled paper (from print books being thrown out from a sale) to give it some protection from gun fire, explosions. Windows are poly-carbonate reinforced, and the tires are improvised run-flats. Various magnetic signs for phony businesses are in the back of the driver and passenger seats. There's a teddy-bear Brown bobble head on the dash.
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