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30 days ago
Current I got a notice from the 3-D Warehouse that someone liked my model of a prison cell desk. Whee.
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2 mos ago
@Someone 343 - try going to the Introduce Yourself forum (roleplayerguild.com/forums/…) and post a bit about yourself, the sort of games that interest you, etc.
3 mos ago
Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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3 mos ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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4 mos ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

@Sky Blue - Each building has five floors, with six rooms per floor.
Draconous Pongo? Are you a spy?
"What does dragon blood taste like?"
- Velvet, probably


Fire. Ever see a mosquito just spontaneously combust? Qaymu has. And he's annoyed when asked to stand on the patio just to get rid of them.

But if you must try it, add two fingers of good whiskey and put in just a drop of dragon blood in, and cap the glass until the flames go out. It's best to down it in one gulp and wait for the room to go still again.
I wonder if the pool counts as running water...


I wonder if I could somehow work a water feature into my library....
Realized I forgot to include the barrel of swords and the harpoon over the fireplace.

Poor Dragonydas is going to get back to a whole mess of stuff to read xD


It would be a pity if the room's physical dimensions have to be reined in to fit inside the building.

Well, anyone can take an application. They just got to know where to drop it off at.
@Expendable How old is Qaymu? He and Vel could bond over how much the world's changed since they overslept way too long, that'd be kinda fun.


Not exactly sure, Dragons are not big on calendars. He slept from the Renaissance to pre-WW2, but it was a long flight. But they can have talks, certainly.
We could have like a tavern, a tap room with a jobs board, a few rooms upstairs - it'll make for a good start.
Tempted to do some sort of trickster.

So basically a discount-Loki.

In a hotel.

Full of monsters.


I remember this one trickster who basically put a trans-dimensional pocket in his cheek, so he could clear out an entire pantry in one settings. But if they were nice enough, he'd give them a year's worth of rations.

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