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2 days ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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15 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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30 days ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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She just gets this delivered like every few days lol. She would definitely need to find a job at that point


Honestly, it would be cheaper to order sides of beef and have the kitchen prepare it.

Yes, I am adorable





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No I get why your character is doing it. I mean for the other residents.

@Lemons
Each time the angel goes to clean her room, asleep or not:

Better get one of those "Do not disturb" tags to hang on Velvet's door.

I had a vampire character in one of Red Wizard's games - one of her weaknesses was she was lactose-intolerant.
I wonder if either of them can speak dragon...?
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Pfft, that was only a box! Theria came in before Iris could really dig into the whole pallet lol


If Iris turns Max, both of them will each need a side of beef for each of the three days of the full moon.

Although I must admit I am surprised by Iris. Has she not waken up covered in chicken feathers in the local dog pound? Shot at by farmers? Laughed at a werewolf transformation in a movie theater?

Is this the sort of life she wants with Max?
I'm going to have to settle on just how our sacred fox is going to react to these Eldritch residents.


Hopefully they don't automatically dispel such.

I'm also hoping that the manager and assistant manager have the master spells to each apartment door, as they open into alternate space. I'm wondering if they all open to the same alternate space, or if each apartment is linked to a separate reality.
Qaymu


Bldg 1, First Floor stairwell landing > Courtyard

Qaymu watched as first as the other Max and Iris left, then as Theria helped Velvet up the stairs to her room. In the vampire's weakened state, he doubted she'd survive his blood even if the thirst drove her to penetrate his thick skin, so he didn't offer to follow.

He reaches into his trench coat and pulls out his moleskine notebook and quickly found the resident list. "Suzy" he reads put loud, translating the odd script. The language was ancient, even when he was a youngster, so if the notebook got dropped or stolen, it was unlikely anyone could read it.

"I beg your pardon," he says, glancing around, not sure if the ghost was there or not.

Qaymu's body began flickering as his human disguised reasserted itself, turning, he went down the stairs and walked out through the door for the central courtyard where Eilidh was running laps, Alphonse was taking a stroll, and he could see the other Max and Iris having a conversation.

Nodding pleasantly to them, he made it over to building 2, then started climbing up the stairs, his right hand hovering over his trench coat pocket.

After closing the door, he picked up his cat as he made his way over to the display, a giant shadow box of various objects he'd collected over the years. He gave the display a nod, then with one last stroke of the cat's fur, he put her down and fished out the handkerchief from his pocket. His fingers made quick work of the knot, and he carefully placed Max's ring in a blank spot, making sure to hold it with his fabric-covered fingers.

"Now, let's see if we were successful," he murmurs, touching the signet ring with his bare skin.

"Hey!" Max said, still running his hand over the stubble left on his head by the boot camp barber, pointing at Qaymu's mustache with the other. "How come dey didn't cut dat off?"

Qaymu shrugged and grinned. "I don't think they noticed it."


Yes, the memories had been caught, perhaps even a bit of Max's soul with it.

"My friends," he spoke, nodding to the wall and the collected memories, "Rest well and never feel as if you will go forgotten. Not on my watch."
Honestly, I'm surprised I'm the only werewolf so far and Velvet is the only vampire. I was expecting for there to be quite a few of those running around and yet, we're the only ones! It's really neat seeing everyone's choices of 'monster', or human in this monster world, thus far


Well, I did consider a crusnik, a witch, and a demon-angel hybrid.

Out of curiosity, just how hard is it for someone to force their way into a tenant's apartment?
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Human/Shoggoth symbiosis. I have a very extensively written character I've used elsewhere for a lot of stories with that dynamic.


My problem is I keep thinking up more characters.

there's no reason why you can't go with your idea. We've got two dragons, after all.
@Lemons
If he's part-slime, that wouldn't be an issue really. They can just produce more slime. But his CS doesn't say he's part slime, soooooooooo.... Magic?

@CitrusArms
Oh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.... Man, that show was so bad. xD
Not as bad as Birdman though. I loved that show as a kid. :P

EDIT:

Oh yikes, I found it... ANd it's even WORSE than I remember. XD



Sorry, I only know him from this series.

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I didn't know that one, but probably yes.

On another note, does anyone know of any free image hosting websites? Seems that my character image link doesn't work anymore.


Why not create an avatar board on Pinterest? You can then copy your image link from there.
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