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9 days ago
Current I got a notice from the 3-D Warehouse that someone liked my model of a prison cell desk. Whee.
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1 mo ago
@Someone 343 - try going to the Introduce Yourself forum (roleplayerguild.com/forums/…) and post a bit about yourself, the sort of games that interest you, etc.
2 mos ago
Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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3 mos ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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3 mos ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Reminds me of the start of this book.

This college student is dreaming about this ancient medieval city - it's night and everyone around her is in a panic as something is banging on the other side of these huge metal doors. People stream by without seeing her. Then these guards dressed in black appear, swords drawn, followed by this old man clearly respected by the guards. And as his eyes sweep across the crowd, he locks eyes with her and can clearly see her. He sheaths his sword and starts saying something as he approaches, trying to keep her calm - and she wakes up.

The stones under her are cold and people are panicking at this young woman wearing a cowboy shirt who just suddenly appeared in front of them, and she looks up at the old man and asks, "This isn't a dream, is it?"

She returns to the dream, and returns a couple of times.

Once she's just running over some rocks, being chased by something and knowing if she trips, she's dead. Only when she does trip, she wakes up in bed - but her feet are hurting. They're all cut up by the rocks.

The next night, she wakes up, believing she forgot to lock the front door. Only what she finds is the wizard from the first dream sitting in her kitchen.
“Yeah, I'm in a real military now, huh..?” The Anhur took a slow breath as she breathed deeply, her tail flicking softly behind her. Mnn. She wanted to let her tail free, but she'd been scolded for her loose fur getting in the machines, before. It flicked back and forth, agitated by the confines of her suit.


"Yeah," John replied, taking in Lay’arra's appearance, then offering his hand in a handshake. "Welcome aboard. I'm John Tyrell, but my callsign is 'Blackjack'. Mine's that unit over there."

He pointed to his Zacarias-Geiger unit. "Probably the most unimpressive machine in here. That's the army, no thrills."

"So, which one do you pilot?"
Here's a legit question for all, well most.

How tall is your character?
I've got the heights of a few people from their CS but there are others who didn't mention it and I'd like to know if Iris is going to be looking straight on, down, or up at your character lol


Let's call it 5' 9" in his compressed form.
@Expendable Ryū rolls her eyes, "Wuss".


Qaymu: Keep your paws off my Amish, Ryū.
Jeez, you're all so sad! Everyones just SAD!
Velvet's sad, Suzy's sad, Theria's sad that Suzy's sad, Qaymu's sad, Iris is sad, Max is... Well, Max is always sad, but in a different way. Ya'll sad!

Why can't you guys be more like Ryu and ENJOY life? You know, sleep for a few centuries, gobble up some knights, roast some village(r)s, use a volcano as your toilet. You know? Carefree and stronk liek ox!

... Also, just outta curiosity, do you folks prefer horse skewers, or horse haunches? Asking for a friend.


Eat humans? This isn't the 16th century anymore! They're so bloated with fats and toxins, they're disgusting. Haven't you heard what happened to Nessie? About the only decent ones out there are the true vegetarians. You gotta eat organic if you want to make it to the next millennium.
looks fun.
Seeing as how in Alphonse's lore I had Death create the Mothmen, I think it's a very normal thing for Death to be an NPC in this. And Alphonse would definitely be very well acquainted with Death. Maybe even friends.


Yup, it would be shocking if Alphonse couldn't see him.

So, what does one give Death on their birthday? Does Death have hobbies?
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What if it's something like, if you've brought a lot of death or seen enough of it, you can sense his presence? That could be interesting. With each death you encounter, you grow a stronger and stronger sense of him? Just a possibility.


It's possible. Some might have an innate ability to see Death. And the way Qaymu sees death may not be the way others see them.
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Is your dude just casually chatting up death?


I cleared it beforehand with Dragonydas, Death is now an NPC.
He never speaks, you just know what he's saying without actually hearing it.

Players will have to decide for themselves if their character can see Death or not. I suspect Velvet & Suzy can.

Death may pop in simply as a reminder to long-lived characters that they themselves are not immortal.

Expendable with the Monty Python "and now for sometime completely different"

Only it's totally somber and not a comedy bit.

Casual chat with death, huh? Not something you normally associate with dragons. Interesting.


I doubt there's many dragons Death would want to talk to, there's so few who could see Death. They've sorta bumped into each other over the years. Qaymu is often left wondering why Death chose to visit. He may check for knights outside his door.

There's an old movie over here which tells the tale of a knight during the Black Plague-period, and he ends up playing chess with Death. He does this on a bet that if he wins, he gets to live. But if Death wings, he - and all his retainers and family - all get scythed.

... He doesn't win...

... Qaymu doesn't have a chessboard in his hoard, right...?


Several in the games chest. Including a roll-up board with disks for each of the pieces from a WW2 Red Cross parcel. They do play, sometimes, but never for stakes.

Death is an incredible player of many games of chance and strategy.

I'm drawing a blank on how to make a reply post with enough meat on the bones. The pressure of not having posted for five days due to work is making me lose focus. Bear with me


I think she might be pining for more freedom to move about, myself. It's a good-sized courtyard, but still confining I would think. If there was only some place she might go?



Has she had breakfast, yet? perhaps new companions can join her for a bite.
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