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1 day ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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14 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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29 days ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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1 mo ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

@Expendable Where does Qaymu find his origin? Like, Velvet's from Britain, the foxes are from Japan, I think we can assume Ryu is from Europe since her backstory mentions plate armor; but where's dragon (good) from? Also probably western Europe with the whole princess/tyrant thing, but like...where?


I have no idea where you find dragon (good). Qaymu was born in the Eurasia region - think Silk Road. He just flew west trying to find the Moon and got curious about a battle surrounding a carriage.
At least he wasn't wearing a trilby and calling it a fedora.


Well, admittedly I did like the look of the fedora.
So, I saw this and thought of the RP, a little bit



I keep picturing this amv:



In the anime, when the boy shows up to do the admissions placement test against the demon frog, the frog goes, "Wait! I know that theme music!"
Qaymu just being a dandy, smoking a pipe, twrilin' that 'stash and lookin' dapper as all heck. ALl he needs now is a fedora.


Fedora? FEDORA? That man with the whip had a 'fedora'! He will rue the day he stole from me! Rue, I say! Rue!

Qaymu


Courtyard



That was weird, Qaymu scowled, coming down the stairs and towards the entrance to the courtyard. He was in his normal clothes, including the red smoking jacket.

Iris ran by in a state of undress, trying desperately to cover herself up, making his right eyebrow quirk up. It had taken him days of practice in front of a mirror to perfect it after watching Mr. Spock on Star Trek do the same thing. He couldn't help but to turn and stare at her as she ran.

"Okay, that was weird," he muttered softly to himself. As she wasn't covered in someone else's blood, whatever happened was not an attack.

Suggestion list
  • Large bottle of blood to be kept at reception for Velvet's late nights
  • A couple bathrobes kept near the courtyard entrances
  • ...?


There had been something else, he was sure.

He looked around, seeing only a few of the other residents, and moved towards the nearest bench and sat down. Pulling out his pipe, he began to smoke. One of these days, he ought to put actual tobacco in the pipe, rather than using it as his own personal chimney. A lick of his dragon fire appeared over the edge of bowl.

His Max, not the guy in reception, died. And now, that... being showed up inside his apartment. Was it mocking him?

The smoke coming out of his pipe was becoming heavier....


"I'm an ex-army scout," Gabs replied, then waved at herself to point out the armor, then shrugs. "I'm having a problem with the army paymaster, they thought I was dead and discharged me, and I've got to wait for them to sort it out."

She sighs.

"I'm good with my sword, knife, and bow, and can pick a lock if you don't want to take a warhammer to the lid," she adds, remembering when her former squadmate Iggy smashed through the top of a chest of potions. When she woke up, her leg was broke and the guards had found them except for Iggy. Weird how they found his hammer and his shadow burned into the wall....

"Anywho, just what does 'The Helping Hand' do?" she asked, biting her lip. "It's not like charity work, is it?"

Charity work paid bupkis.
<Snipped quote by Xaltwind>

It's indeed quiet hard... I've been looking for one as well.
That being said... I did find this one...


It could be worse.
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