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8 days ago
Current I got a notice from the 3-D Warehouse that someone liked my model of a prison cell desk. Whee.
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1 mo ago
@Someone 343 - try going to the Introduce Yourself forum (roleplayerguild.com/forums/…) and post a bit about yourself, the sort of games that interest you, etc.
2 mos ago
Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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2 mos ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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3 mos ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Is there still room for one more?
Oh pizza sounds food! As long as people don't eat the delivery guy


Well, they're really the best part, but then we'd get blacklisted.
You're damn skippy, Captain Obvious! Use your teleportative Dragon (Good) powers to fix this mess! D<


But Qaymu's playing chess! And besides, battle is imminent.

On the other hand, otoro is going to be almost impossible to find in Pennsylvania. Perhaps Maine... No, no, for authentic otoro, it would mean teleporting to Japan and back, despite the Agreement. Hmmm. I suppose Qaymu could make some calls. But after a pair of long jumps like that, Qaymu's going to be...

HUNGRY


...and we've already established that the cupboard is bare.

Maybe it's a good night for pizza delivery instead?
Forget the lamb.

AS THAT MY OUR FATTY TUNA!?




...

And this is what was in Miyuki's head beforehand, while walking TO the cafeteria...



Someone took your otoro?
It is with this post that I intend to announce my resignation from Umbra Rose. I have been stewing on the thought for a few days; today I decided to act on that thought.

Feel free to consider Suzy "gone". She's a ghost, after all.


drat. And I had a chess board up and everything.
Qaymu


Bldg 1, Restaurant



Qaymu pauses at the table to take a sip of coffee, then leaves it on the table to walk over to some built-in shelves. There was a chess set on the top shelf, covered with dust.

"Ũstdth, Egönæbtb!" he muttered, and the dust vanished. Admittedly, it was hard to get the slimes to get the top shelf.

Taking down the box, Qaymu strode back to the table and put the chess set down as he slid into his seat.

It was an old set with the classic wooden chess pieces. He slowly began setting up the board.
Though if we can't find horses, probably any mountable animal would do.

A Pegasus anyone?


There's a fun little story of a time traveler who's sent into the past to bring back a horse. The only problem is, nobody warned him about the horn.
If the towns are the only safe place, there must be a lot of horse out there.
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