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21 hrs ago
Current Tsukimichi Moonlit Fantasy has an ordinary-looking MC that to the world he'd been Isekai'd to, the humans find him incredibly ugly.
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14 days ago
I have the flu. Wheee.
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28 days ago
Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.
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30 days ago
Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.
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2 mos ago
Woke up Christmas night and there was Santa glaring at me from the door. At least I think it was Santa. We had a marine neighbor, or maybe it was dad? Only neither one had a beard.
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Bio

I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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@Expendable
There's no set standard for tomes, and they're really only called that because fancy wizards and sorceres with big egos are the ones who wrote them. They're just 'books' really. And as for an entire book being needed for, and to learn, a single spell? Suspension of disbelief is my answer there.


I rather like the line idea, where you have a master and a student, and the first spell the student learns is "copy" and they spend the next several days copying everything in their master's spell book. The master gets them started, teaching them the basics, then leaves. The student then has to study hard to unlock the spells they wrote in their own book, needing to learn how to do the small stuff first before trying to tackle the larger spells.

Sort of like learning as a novice how to summon flame, lighting a candle with your magic, and eventually with a lot of study and practice, you can cast a fireball.

Or starting levitation by making a feather move about the room - then as it passes over an open book, it suddenly snaps shut, trapping the feather. Eventually you can levitate a broom or a carpet as you ride it.

The drawback is if you know what line they belong to, you know what spells they can cast.

And eventually, they take a student and it starts all over again.

Are you happy with the sheet?
Okay, I've tried fixing my sheet. Please let me know if this is acceptable. For quality, I've added Worn and Improvised, and padded out the equipment.

EDIT: Still making some small adjustments to text.

I'm curious as to what you consider as the dimensions of a tome?

For me, tomes were these really big books, maybe a meter high and .75 meters wide when monks in scriptoriums would work on one vellum page at a time, one scribe coping the text while an illustrator would add the decoration, then all the pages would be gathered together and bound into a huge volume.

The modern ones would be like a college textbook or a large encyclopedia volume - 8.5 inches by 11 inches (21.6 cm x 28 cm) for all the illustrations and pictures. Or a smaller volume would be 6 inches by 9 inches (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm).

That's still a large book for just one spell.







Is there still room for one more?
Oh pizza sounds food! As long as people don't eat the delivery guy


Well, they're really the best part, but then we'd get blacklisted.
You're damn skippy, Captain Obvious! Use your teleportative Dragon (Good) powers to fix this mess! D<


But Qaymu's playing chess! And besides, battle is imminent.

On the other hand, otoro is going to be almost impossible to find in Pennsylvania. Perhaps Maine... No, no, for authentic otoro, it would mean teleporting to Japan and back, despite the Agreement. Hmmm. I suppose Qaymu could make some calls. But after a pair of long jumps like that, Qaymu's going to be...

HUNGRY


...and we've already established that the cupboard is bare.

Maybe it's a good night for pizza delivery instead?
Forget the lamb.

AS THAT MY OUR FATTY TUNA!?




...

And this is what was in Miyuki's head beforehand, while walking TO the cafeteria...



Someone took your otoro?
It is with this post that I intend to announce my resignation from Umbra Rose. I have been stewing on the thought for a few days; today I decided to act on that thought.

Feel free to consider Suzy "gone". She's a ghost, after all.


drat. And I had a chess board up and everything.
Qaymu


Bldg 1, Restaurant



Qaymu pauses at the table to take a sip of coffee, then leaves it on the table to walk over to some built-in shelves. There was a chess set on the top shelf, covered with dust.

"Ũstdth, Egönæbtb!" he muttered, and the dust vanished. Admittedly, it was hard to get the slimes to get the top shelf.

Taking down the box, Qaymu strode back to the table and put the chess set down as he slid into his seat.

It was an old set with the classic wooden chess pieces. He slowly began setting up the board.
Though if we can't find horses, probably any mountable animal would do.

A Pegasus anyone?


There's a fun little story of a time traveler who's sent into the past to bring back a horse. The only problem is, nobody warned him about the horn.
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